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Posted: 12/26/2005 11:34:14 AM EDT
Christmas

­


Dinner



Leftover's
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:40:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Christmas

­



Dinner



Leftover's


Amen to that...but my mom probably went after those...which is at my sister's, and she's over there for the week.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:43:03 AM EDT
I have eaten almost an entire ham by myself in the last 3 days.

<----Infidel!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:44:25 AM EDT
Nope. But a close second to

Thanksgiving
Day
Leftovers
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:44:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 11:44:38 AM EDT by SP1Grrl]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:45:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lancelot:
Nope. But a close second to

Thanksgiving
Day
Leftovers

I ate at The Cracker Barrel for thanksgiving. Mom cooked for christmas.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:46:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I have eaten almost an entire ham by myself in the last 3 days.

InfidelPig






I guess that means I taste good.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:48:06 AM EDT
What are the three words you don't want to hear while having sex ?

Honey, I'm home !
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:50:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:50:38 AM EDT
her say------is, it, in,?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:00:33 PM EDT
Christmas dinner leftover's what?

Or did you mean "leftovers?"
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:05:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
Christmas dinner leftover's what?

Or did you mean "leftovers?"

note the
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:24:59 PM EDT
GOD You're Huge !
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:26:26 PM EDT
I'm




Not

Pregnant
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:26:31 PM EDT
I checked at work, wasnt any chicken or tea left there.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:35:42 PM EDT
missed my period
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:36:59 PM EDT
The 4 worst words EVER!

IS


<­BR>



IT

<­BR>

IN



­

Y­ET?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:38:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 12:40:15 PM EDT by w4klr]


hot woman: "oh yea, hmm baby, oh yeah, put it in now, I want it soo badly"
you: "I've been inside of you for the last 10 minutes"

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:15:23 PM EDT
I'm wiping off, and fixin' to get a samich' what do you mean put it in? the microwave?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:19:12 PM EDT
And there I thought it was "Safe-Semi-Auto"
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:28:51 PM EDT
Divorce

Is

FINAL!

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:30:27 PM EDT
My vote is for "God Bless you"
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:32:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sta1treeman:
I'm wiping off, and fixin' to get a samich' what do you mean put it in? the microwave?



You're making the samich'????? I though she was supposed to.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:32:44 PM EDT
Amen, along with I want a divorce, I know its more than three words, but it's the best damn phrase I ever heard, until divorce is final! and no alimoney.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:33:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Divorce

Is

FINAL!




"I'm leaving you!"..........those worked for me!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:48:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 1:54:31 PM EDT by sta1treeman]
She is, but she aint threw yet, shes still finishin' up, cain't nobody love you, like you love yerself'! EDIT- She will make me a samich' if she finishes before I do, ---when I'm done, it's samich time!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:58:18 PM EDT

The 3 greatest words EVER!


"Free guns day"?
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