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Posted: 12/26/2005 6:31:02 AM EDT
Purple Clam Pearl Story



It happened earlier this month when Barbara Krensavage brought home about four dozen quahogs from a Newport seafood restaurant. Her husband, Thaddeus or "Ted," was shucking them when he came across one he thought was diseased. Upon closer inspection, the couple found the pearl.

"We're finding out there's only a handful on earth," Barbara Krensavage said. "We were excited, biting it and everything."

Some experts estimate that only 1 in 100,000 quahog clams contains a pearl, and 1 in 20 of those pearls is of gem quality. That puts the odds on the Krensavages' find at 1 in 2 million, according to The Providence Journal.


Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:33:13 AM EDT
Giggigddy Giggiddy Giggiddy Giggiddy
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:39:32 AM EDT
How did it smell?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:40:10 AM EDT

Man finds rare pearl in woman's clam!


Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:40:13 AM EDT
oh rightttttttttt
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:41:37 AM EDT
A 1 in 2,000,000 chance of finding a rare and expensive pearl? Sounds like clamming could be good field to get into.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:42:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:42:26 AM EDT
So what's it worth?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:45:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SWS:

Man finds rare pearl in woman's clam!





I admit to having a dirty mind as well..
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:47:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By jmarkma:
How did it smell?



like p....... ummmm never mind



Beat me too it!!

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:49:24 AM EDT
A woman's clam is a treasure in and of itself.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:02:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By C-4:
A woman's clam is a treasure in and of itself.



not always. maybe 1 in 20.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:13:35 AM EDT
A pic of said rarity, (the pearl that is) would sure have been nice!!! I guess that must have been too much to ask for though....
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:35:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
So what's it worth?



$25
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:40:31 AM EDT
I hate finding anything in a woman's clam.......bits of paper,salad croutons, shirt buttons, m&m's, it never a good thing.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:47:29 AM EDT
Did the clam need a shave?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:28:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:
A pic of said rarity, (the pearl that is) would sure have been nice!!! I guess that must have been too much to ask for though....




Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:55:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911Gunner:
Giggigddy Giggiddy Giggiddy Giggiddy



that's appropriate on two levels
the thread title has enuendo
plus the clams were quahogs
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:04:29 AM EDT
My dirty mind made me click on this thread
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:18:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wildearp:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
So what's it worth?



$25



What did they pay for the original four dozen?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:22:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hanz:

Originally Posted By wildearp:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
So what's it worth?



$25



What did they pay for the original four dozen?




With one clam a woman can get your house, your car, and all your money.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:32:21 AM EDT
I like pie clams!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:40:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NonConformist:
My dirty mind made me click on this thread

+1 and another +1 for mini me
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:44:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By Hanz:

Originally Posted By wildearp:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
So what's it worth?



$25



What did they pay for the original four dozen?




With one clam a woman can get your house, your car, and all your money.



I watched that happen to a bunch of my friends. From my low post count you can see that I like to watch.

Wow 601 posts, and three in one day! I'd better slow down before I hurt myself.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:34:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hanz:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By Hanz:

Originally Posted By wildearp:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
So what's it worth?



$25



What did they pay for the original four dozen?




With one clam a woman can get your house, your car, and all your money.



I watched that happen to a bunch of my friends. From my low post count you can see that I like to watch.

Wow 601 posts, and three in one day! I'd better slow down before I hurt myself.



Then we have a dude with no life or real friends.

38.92 posts per day.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:37:30 PM EDT
Was the Clam Hairy?

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:41:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By Hanz:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By Hanz:

Originally Posted By wildearp:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
So what's it worth?



$25



What did they pay for the original four dozen?




With one clam a woman can get your house, your car, and all your money.



I watched that happen to a bunch of my friends. From my low post count you can see that I like to watch.

Wow 601 posts, and three in one day! I'd better slow down before I hurt myself.



Then we have a dude with no life or real friends.

38.92 posts per day.

Didn't you know, I'm Deej86's troll account
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 2:02:16 PM EDT
Clam Pie

Amount Ingredient
2 cups chopped potato
1/4 cup chopped onion
15 ounce can minced clams
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons snipped parsley
4 teaspoons all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
Dash pepper
3/4 cup milk
Plain Pastry

Preparation Tips:

Cook potato and onion in 1 cup water till tender; drain. Drain clams, reserving 1/2 cup liquid. In saucepan melt butter; stir in parsley, flour, salt, and pepper. Add reserved clam liquid and milk all at once; cook and stir till thickened and bubbly. Stir in cooked potato mixture and clams. Turn into a 9 inch pie plate.

Prepare Plain Pastry. Roll out to a 10 inch circle; place atop filling. Turn edges under and flute; cut slits for escape of steam. Bake, uncovered, at 425 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes. Let stand 5 minutes before serving. Makes 6 servings.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 2:07:06 PM EDT
I had some bad clam once... Had to take pills for 30 days, hurt when I pissed too.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 2:15:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pv74:

Originally Posted By SWS:

Man finds rare pearl in woman's clam!





I admit to having a dirty mind as well..

+1
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:56:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Purple Clam Pearl Story



It happened earlier this month when Barbara Krensavage brought home about four dozen quahogs from a Newport seafood restaurant. Her husband, Thaddeus or "Ted," was shucking them when he came across one he thought was diseased. Upon closer inspection, the couple found the pearl.

"We're finding out there's only a handful on earth," Barbara Krensavage said. "We were excited, biting it and everything."

Some experts estimate that only 1 in 100,000 quahog clams contains a pearl, and 1 in 20 of those pearls is of gem quality. That puts the odds on the Krensavages' find at 1 in 2 million, according to The Providence Journal.





Wow, that girl is worthy of a reward. Sounds like a nice necklace is in order
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 5:00:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pillbox:
I hate finding anything in a woman's clam.......bits of paper,salad croutons, shirt buttons, m&m's, it never a good thing.




LMAO
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 5:04:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By carguym14:

Originally Posted By pillbox:
I hate finding anything in a woman's clam.......bits of paper,salad croutons, shirt buttons, m&m's, it never a good thing.




LMAO




Clitty litter.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 5:06:13 PM EDT
I like Pie!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 5:06:30 PM EDT
ie

FREE




Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By jmarkma:
How did it smell?



like p....... ummmm never mind

Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:04:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By carguym14:

Originally Posted By pillbox:
I hate finding anything in a woman's clam.......bits of paper,salad croutons, shirt buttons, m&m's, it never a good thing.




LMAO




Clitty litter.



That term deserves an entry in Wikipedia!

I'm off to wipe the tears from my eyes...I'm going to being saying "Clitty Litter" to myself for weeks now.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:12:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2005 3:13:13 PM EDT by Gunner1X]
The highly sought after "Bearded Clam".
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:18:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:


With one clam a woman can get your house, your car, and all your money.



That's the problem. Women control 80% of the money and 100% of the clams in the U.S.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:22:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By C-4:
A woman's clam is a treasure in and of itself.

Not if it's been incubating a pearl!
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:38:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2005 3:39:32 PM EDT by captainpooby]

Originally Posted By Hanz:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By carguym14:

Originally Posted By pillbox:
I hate finding anything in a woman's clam.......bits of paper,salad croutons, shirt buttons, m&m's, it never a good thing.




LMAO




Clitty litter.



That term deserves an entry in Wikipedia!

I'm off to wipe the tears from my eyes...I'm going to being saying "Clitty Litter" to myself for weeks now.




I did it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitty_litter


Clitty litter
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Clitty litter is a term describing various bits of fluff and foreign substances found in and around female genitalia such as: underwear lint, balls of toilette paper, hairs etc... Usually found when a man performs oral copulation with a woman. Eck.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitty_litter"

Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:46:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2005 3:47:28 PM EDT by LVMIKE]
whoops
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:59:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By jmarkma:
How did it smell?



like p....................pearls ummmm never mind



Dudley Doright from the Clean Police saved it for you.
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