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Posted: 12/25/2005 10:13:49 PM EDT
It's my birfday. My daughter and Grandkids didn't even bother to call me on Christmas. She lives 2 blocks away.

SO.....I'm gettin blasted! I've got a bottle of Stoly and some cranberry juice, and I'ma gonna gett fuckered upper!

I don't like lots of shit! I won't go into what those things are. What....I wanna offend y'all?

I do like things that go boom, bang, and bark. I like pie. I like most military gear. Most people, places, and things, are cool with me. I dont care for fuckers who have no respect, refuse to speak coherently, and believe the world owes them something. Oooops. Negativity. Nix!

I like bewbies, big bewbies, and buddies who volunteer to be designated driver whilst I chase big bewbies!Chug-a-lug!

It seems, the older I get, (I'm gettin plenty old), the less I wanna know about her old boyfriend, how he mistreated her, and his failure to comply with reality. I wanna know about what trips her trigger, what triggers her trip, and the size of her bewbies! Did I mention that I like bewbies?

Once upon a time, I subscribed to the 'boogie till ya puke' school of party madness....now I like bewbies! Bewbies are cool!

What if I told you that you could erase the effects of aging.....just like that. I'd hope you would say "screw you, I like bewbies!"

"Fade away the apperance of wrinkles, just like that"

"Screw you....I like b-b-b-b-bewbies!"

I guess I'm crocked....but you know what?

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I like PIE!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:17:02 PM EDT
Alcohol and old age...

It's a hell of a combination!



Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:21:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
Alcohol and old age...

It's a hell of a combination!






Ain't it the truth!!? Oh....and BEWBIES to you too!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:24:10 PM EDT
Hey sutton~~~

I HAVE bewbies!!



Happy Birthday!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:24:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Hey sutton~~~

I HAVE bewbies!!



Happy Birthday!



Prove it!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:28:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Hey sutton~~~

I HAVE bewbies!!



Happy Birthday!



Mamailian Bewbies? COOLIO!

Post pics!!!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:28:20 PM EDT
whoa dude, what the fuck did I just read?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:30:01 PM EDT
Bewbies?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:32:19 PM EDT
Dewd?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:32:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:36:49 PM EDT
PIE?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:38:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2005 10:38:52 PM EDT by 4xys2xxs]
nevermind.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:44:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
nevermind.



Uh....Gee, mam.......please excuse we creetans.....we are only here for the bewbies....nothing more...wanna buy a bridge? It's not very high and has only been crossed a few times!

AW HELL.....BEWBIES!!!!! W00T!!!!

Aw come on it's my birfday!

Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:47:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
nevermind.



Hahaha! TEASE!!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 10:50:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2005 10:51:58 PM EDT by pcsutton]

Originally Posted By s1rGr1nG0:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
nevermind.



Hahaha! TEASE!!




<<<< like a bewbie with eyebrows and a smile!!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:07:39 PM EDT

When come back bring PIE!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:21:19 PM EDT
I WANNA SUFOCATE BY BEWBIE!!! for a minute.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:24:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Hey sutton~~~

I HAVE bewbies!!



Happy Birthday!




All your bewbies are bel0ng to us!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:32:44 PM EDT
I dig.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:35:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2005 11:37:32 PM EDT by vanilla_gorilla]
Yo homie, those my bewbies?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:35:44 PM EDT
Bewbieus Maximus!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:34:13 AM EDT
Oh....my, Jewbius Maximus!!!! Major Jewish Maximilian stuff!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:39:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Yo homie, those my bewbies?
img364.imageshack.us/img364/7089/tom26jz.gif



I aint yer "homie" . Your "homie" shot one too many shots. Blow me. how about we just quit shopping? Consumption? Hooooahhhh!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:46:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 12:47:18 AM EDT by tyman]

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Bewbieus Maximus!!







ETA: Happy Bday!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:59:55 AM EDT
The comprttttition is ok...................
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:12:10 AM EDT

Prove it!


+1
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:42:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
The comprttttition is ok...................



I don't envy the headache you're gonna have later, bud!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 3:05:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 3:05:26 AM EDT by raf]
thread author not making sense. Mercy locking raf
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