It's my birfday. My daughter and Grandkids didn't even bother to call me on Christmas. She lives 2 blocks away.

SO.....I'm gettin blasted! I've got a bottle of Stoly and some cranberry juice, and I'ma gonna gett fuckered upper!

I don't like lots of shit! I won't go into what those things are. What....I wanna offend y'all?

I do like things that go boom, bang, and bark. I like pie. I like most military gear. Most people, places, and things, are cool with me. I dont care for fuckers who have no respect, refuse to speak coherently, and believe the world owes them something. Oooops. Negativity. Nix!

I like bewbies, big bewbies, and buddies who volunteer to be designated driver whilst I chase big bewbies!Chug-a-lug!

It seems, the older I get, (I'm gettin plenty old), the less I wanna know about her old boyfriend, how he mistreated her, and his failure to comply with reality. I wanna know about what trips her trigger, what triggers her trip, and the size of her bewbies! Did I mention that I like bewbies?

Once upon a time, I subscribed to the 'boogie till ya puke' school of party madness....now I like bewbies! Bewbies are cool!

What if I told you that you could erase the effects of aging.....just like that. I'd hope you would say "screw you, I like bewbies!"

"Fade away the apperance of wrinkles, just like that"

"Screw you....I like b-b-b-b-bewbies!"

I guess I'm crocked....but you know what?
I like PIE!

Alcohol and old age...

It's a hell of a combination!

Quoted: Alcohol and old age... It's a hell of a combination!

Ain't it the truth!!? Oh....and BEWBIES to you too!

Hey sutton~~~

I HAVE bewbies!!



Happy Birthday!

Quoted: Hey sutton~~~ I HAVE bewbies!! Happy Birthday!

Prove it!

Quoted: Hey sutton~~~ I HAVE bewbies!! Happy Birthday!

Mamailian Bewbies? COOLIO!

Post pics!!!

whoa dude, what the fuck did I just read?

Bewbies?

Dewd?

Bewbies

PIE?

nevermind.

Quoted: nevermind.

Uh....Gee, mam.......please excuse we creetans.....we are only here for the bewbies....nothing more...wanna buy a bridge? It's not very high and has only been crossed a few times!

AW HELL.....BEWBIES!!!!! W00T!!!!

Aw come on it's my birfday!

Quoted: nevermind.

Hahaha! TEASE!!

Quoted: Quoted: nevermind. Hahaha! TEASE!!

  <<<<   like a bewbie with eyebrows and a smile!!

When come back bring PIE!

  I WANNA SUFOCATE BY BEWBIE!!!     for a minute.

Quoted: Hey sutton~~~ I HAVE bewbies!! Happy Birthday!

All your bewbies are bel0ng to us!

I dig.

Yo homie, those my bewbies?

Bewbieus Maximus!!

Oh....my, Jewbius Maximus!!!! Major Jewish Maximilian stuff!

Quoted: Yo homie, those my bewbies? img364.imageshack.us/img364/7089/tom26jz.gif

I aint yer "homie" . Your "homie" shot one too many shots. Blow me. how about we just quit shopping? Consumption? Hooooahhhh!

Quoted: Bewbieus Maximus!!

ETA:  Happy Bday!!

The comprttttition is ok...................

Prove it!

+1

Quoted: The comprttttition is ok...................

I don't envy the headache you're gonna have later, bud!

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