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Posted: 12/25/2005 12:38:35 PM EDT
So I'm playing scrabble with the family... my grandmother (who isn't playing) says she wouldn't like to play cuz it's too slow, in which I reply "it depends on who you're playing with"...then my brothers wife dumps her pieces in the bag and leaves the room crying.

Happy holidays!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:39:25 PM EDT
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:39:26 PM EDT
sounds like someone is PMSing
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:40:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:43:54 PM EDT
I hate the holidays.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:44:38 PM EDT
She needs to turn in her woman card.....oh, wait...
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:45:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Why?



Why what? why did she leave the room crying? Probably cuz it was her turn I guess.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 1:00:31 PM EDT
Look on the bright side...

at least YOU don't have to go home with her
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 1:16:50 PM EDT
Scrabble can be a very emotional game .
Especially when you call your GF a monosyllabic
retard while playing ...

It was the same day I came to realize that a nice
ass and perky tit's didn't make up for an empty head .

Oh well , it was fun while it lasted



Link Posted: 12/25/2005 1:28:23 PM EDT

She's pregnant
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 1:28:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By chrome1:
Scrabble can be a very emotional game .
Especially when you call your GF a monosyllabic
retard while playing ...

It was the same day I came to realize that a nice
ass and perky tit's didn't make up for an empty head .

Oh well , it was fun while it lasted



Sounds like a awesome story to tell.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 1:31:22 PM EDT
I think that is why I like arfcom, I can say what I'm actually thinking without somebody crying.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 2:36:10 PM EDT
Nope. Just tried that and got locked. Oh well.

rk
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 2:46:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By chrome1:
Scrabble can be a very emotional game .
Especially when you call your GF a monosyllabic
retard while playing ...

It was the same day I came to realize that a nice
ass and perky tit's didn't make up for an empty head .

Oh well , it was fun while it lasted



Sounds like a awesome story to tell.



Monosyllabic retard, I'll have to remember that one.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 5:45:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By chrome1:
....a nice ass and perky tit's didn't make up for an empty head .
hr


No, but it goes a long way!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 5:49:56 PM EDT
Smart girls are never pretty.
Pretty girls are never smart.

Most girls I know are incredibley smart.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:00:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
Smart girls are never pretty.
Pretty girls are never smart.

Most girls I know are incredibley smart.



Do smart girls date retarded guys?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:02:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
Smart girls are never pretty.
Pretty girls are never smart.

Most girls I know are incredibley smart.



Do smart girls date retarded guys?



If the retarted guys have money.. or hung like a horse.

yes.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:02:33 PM EDT
I get pissed easy
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:05:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2005 6:05:25 PM EDT by SevenMMmag]
This reminds me of the time I was playing chess against my little cousin when I was in 5th grade. I was just a couple moves away from checkmate, according to plan, and then suddenly my cousin flings the chessboard across the room and stomps out of the room crying.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:07:45 PM EDT
So, is your grandmother hot?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:08:38 PM EDT
Welcome to The Holidays.........headed back home tomorrow!! WOOT!! I love my family - but only in doses of a couple days.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:08:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2005 6:09:44 PM EDT by SP1Grrl]
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:12:19 PM EDT
Overly sensitive people...


are sometimes fun to screw with.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:16:18 PM EDT
she must of had the letters Q Z X Y U V J and she couldn't build on a word.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 6:31:24 PM EDT
Tell her that since she's up to go bring you a beer!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 2:38:21 AM EDT
are you crying??? There's no crying in scrabble!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 3:07:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Looks like she just wanted some attention. I don't know why else she would have done that.



Maybe it's because her wife didn't buy her an MP5 and she's jealous....

By the way, if you ever get divorced look me up.

Not that anybody would be dumb enough to divorce a good looking girl who gives away ten thousand dollar guns.

By the way inferno, the right thing to do would have been to laugh her out of the room as she fled crying. It is Christmas after all.

Come to think of it, it's kind of fun to laugh at people as they flee crying. As long as you only have to do it once.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 3:56:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sandboxmedic:
sounds like someone is PMSing



+1 I witnessed some wigging out yesterday also.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:29:46 AM EDT

It was the same day I came to realize that a nice
ass and perky tit's didn't make up for an empty head .

Oh well , it was fun while it lasted




I called my girlfriend stupid at a baseball game once...
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:45:59 AM EDT
Yeh, well my pansy assed, limp wristed, libtard, overly sensitive (cough) son in law, (cough), My oldest daughter (wife of aforementioned dick weed), youngest daughter and her friend were playing scrabble a couple of years ago.

Well, my youngest, her friend and I were joking around making up words and such.

Previously described douche bag, who like any good lib, thinks he is extremely intelligent and about 47 notches above everyone else on the scale, starts whining like a school girl.

Apparently the trio that I was leading in our quest to actually inject a little fun into this scrabble game, was insulting his intelligence and he was getting pouty and PMS'ing.

What a flamer. Of course my merry band of tyrants and I only increased our homespun wording while Max the wonder pussy ultimately caved into the pressure and tipped the game board up on end, thus ending our low class form of amusement.

What a wuss. I really hate overly sensitive male libtards.


Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:54:05 AM EDT
I'd talk her into coming back to play ,and tell her the comment
wasn't about her at all.

Then for the next few plays I would try to use words like retard,
moron,simple,special,stupid,dumb ,ETC.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 5:19:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
I think that is why I like arfcom, I can say what I'm actually thinking without somebody crying.




You and I must have different versions of ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 5:39:23 AM EDT
This entire thread offends me.

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