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Posted: 12/25/2005 12:45:27 AM EDT
Well?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:49:22 AM EDT
Nope.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:50:13 AM EDT
You left it in the kitchen.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:52:38 AM EDT
I did. You ugly bastard. Now go make me a sammich...
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:55:38 AM EDT
Your last patient.

But don't worry, she'll be back in a month complaining of a funny feeling in her cooch.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 12:58:46 AM EDT
I didn't steal it, but I have plans to get a universal and sit outside your window and change the channel on you. I figure that changing it to Lifetime just when the car chase in Ronin starts would be a funny time.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 1:01:31 AM EDT
Bastards!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 1:03:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Bastards!




Where's my sammich bitch. Don't make me slap you with a speculam(sp?) that just came out of a rotten cooch.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 1:05:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Bastards!




Where's my sammich bitch. Don't make me slap you with a speculam(sp?) that just came out of a rotten cooch.



Bend over and I will show you what a master can do with that speculum. We will save you some steps and I will shove that sammich in there for you.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 1:12:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2005 1:13:53 AM EDT by bblake00]

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Bastards!




Where's my sammich bitch. Don't make me slap you with a speculam(sp?) that just came out of a rotten cooch.



Bend over and I will show you what a master can do with that speculum. We will save you some steps and I will shove that sammich in there for you.



The last time you did that your boyfriend got pissed at you and made you toss the dinner salad for a week.

I like tuna get to the kitchen...or no grape jam for you.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 2:43:11 AM EDT
Did you look in my couch?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 2:45:01 AM EDT
GIS for 'Remote Theif':

Link Posted: 12/25/2005 2:54:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2005 2:56:17 AM EDT by TomJefferson]
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 3:02:45 AM EDT
Did you look in the charger for the cordless phone?

How about the fridge?

Leave it in the bathroom?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 3:32:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2005 3:35:27 AM EDT by Alien]
I TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T HAVE IT! So, I tried to swallow it.

www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Swallowed-Cell-Phone.html


Originally Posted By Nightdriver:
How about the fridge?



Don't like the Frige man see you spell it like that! He's like the clip nazis!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 8:07:09 PM EDT
OK you insensitive bastards, I finally found it, It was wedged between to parts of the sectional. You have to understand a man without a remote is not man at all. And I dont have kids to use as remotes either.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 8:12:29 PM EDT
ok then, where is mine??

its been missing all day...
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 8:16:03 PM EDT
This girl I just met left a remote on my night table ??????
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