No misdemeanors.
However, in my long, colorful, yet sorted criminal career, I have:
Sold the gun to John Wilkes Boothe that killed Lincoln and suggested he take up acting.
Shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand and blamed it on that shy Serbian kid, Princip.
Kidnaped the Lindbergh baby. (this one kinda got to me, haven't kidnapped since)
Shot down Amelia Erhart and covered it up. Dont tell anyone, but she was a secret agent and needed an escape. Shhh.
FDR wasn't struck with Polio, the mob wanted me to break his legs.
I was on the grassy knol on that warm fall day, November 22, 1963.
I took the hostages that led to Carter's defeat in 1980. We were actually playing bingo and eating caviar.
I sold weapons to the Contras and let Reagan take the fall. He owed me a favor anyway.
I am currently on vacation.