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Posted: 12/24/2005 2:11:10 AM EDT
For me it's the Nigerian scammer "ASSMONKEY THE OTHER WHITE MEAT "
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When Jim Scoutten was asking for sign offs for his show I think TRG posted
"I'm Jim Scoutten and I sit down when I pee!" |
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The thread where the guy was talking about getting a backrub from another guy . The thread was posted because the guy wanted to know if anyone had ever found their CCW accidently.
Second runner up: seeing eye cat |
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From a couple of years back:
"This thread is Mine!" People would make an entry, taking the thread somewhere, and then the originator would make another entry. It got to 17 pages before it was locked. Honorable mentions would go to any of the many “Ask Doctor SgtAr15” threads he hatched. I never knew which would be funnier; the questions or his replies. The Aqua-bumping thread also ranks up there. The single funniest individual Post had the words “It is balloon!” and a picture of Chief Wild Eagle from the old B&W TV show, F Troop. ETA: Almost any Seeing Eye Cat threads |
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Nalpalm's thread about getting the M16 for free from his buddy because the guy had so many he didnt need it.
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Lootie
Bearhunting with a sword <------------nearly hurt myself laughing Monrovia |
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Underwater bump firing.
Followed by the anal bead story! I almost shit myself. |
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+1 on the Nigerian scammer. What about the 'BloodNinja' or whoever it was that had us all laughing?
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THAT was a good read. If anyone has links to these threads, that would be a nice Christmas present. |
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That was hilarious. |
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Steakhouse shitting followed closely by 47's aquabumping. Still waiting for the video on the aquabumping
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This...The Infamous McUzi "Rant":
I laughed so hard I darn near pissed my pants. I so appreciated this nut's writing, I saved it on the spot. THIS is the real deal...from about 2001. |
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One of the 1st ever online forums for cigars was at jrcigars.com, a poster there by the name of 'Lefty' spoke about hitting a retarded kid playing in the street with his car. It was a total troll, but he kept roping people in...Got to be darn near 1000 posts and it was hilarious. He went from blaming everyone from the doctor who caused the kids CB to the mother who let him play in the street to the kid himself...etc....
Nothing has topped that for me so far. |
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I read a thread on VWVortex about how to groom your pubic hair. It went on for 4 pages and was halarious.
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I don't even remember the name of the forum, but it was some lady who worked at a porn shop for a year telling stories about it. She was a great writer and WOW I never knew how many freaks there are in the world (not simply for renting the porn -- I'm talking masturbating in the aisles, coming back three times a day for more porn, obnoxiously conducting business calls in the porn checkout line . . . )
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i liked the one about the holloween costume as the heinekin guy in new orleans
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My favorites
LOOTIE! Aquabump! Range report. That guy that crapped himself. |
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Flaming backpack and Squatdog....tie for first, IMHO.
Aquabumping is good.. |
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Lets see
Various SEC stories (may he RIP) The Herculiner on the Hootus thread (some car site) Lawdog's stories of small town law enforcement (The firing line) The motorcyclist who got attacked by a ninja squirrel. |
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Flaming Backpack and Gab's 'Just say no to wax' story. Stay safe
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Twonami's VERY short-lived "Potency Enhancer" email and the resulting "range report" photo that got in locked in less than a dozen posts.
I STILL laugh about that one. The late night crew kicks ass |
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+1 Aviator |
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www.btammolabs.com/Fun/RyanSteak.doc |
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Maybe not the funniest ever, but I posted this over at GUNCO a while back and I thought that it was pretty good.
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Aw shit . . . he wins, Big time. LOL Disconnector |
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Lawdog's tales of small-town sheriff's department antics from Thefiringline.com
Treetop's flaming backpack. Porn store lady's blog. ANUS Laptops scam. Any shit story. Kharn |
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Can there be anything funnier than the "Mall Ninja" thread?
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LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS. |
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This was truly a classic, particularly since it just naturally evolved into something hilarious:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=245868&page=1 Too bad photobucket sucks and many of the great pictures in the series are now gone. You lose much of the effect by not seeing the entire series as the rifle and room are picked clean bit by bit. ETA: Darn you, yfs200! I spent just a minute too long explaining why some of the effect is gone now due to the missing photobucket images. Oh well, I guess I will just have to call intra-thread dupe on myself. |
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I don't know about the funniest thread... but the funniest thing I have read in a thread was definitely
from this thread... Pics of how i'm training for WTSHTF
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