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Posted: 12/23/2005 8:46:26 PM EDT
So I am sitting here at the comp reading ARfcom and I hear a strange little coughing noise from downstairs. Don't think anything of it as both of my kids cough a fair bit (inherited . . .).

Then I hear my daughter coming up the stairs and she falss a little and cry out just a bit . . . one of the cats bit her on the leg! Strange thing for the cat to do . . . as it walks through the room with a really disgusted look on its face. Then I notice my daughter smells like VOMIT as she climbs into my lap!!!!! The cat was CHASING my daughter up the stairs, apparently, to get her cleaned up.

When I asked her if she had thrown up she claimed to have done it YESTERDAY and not told anyone . . . which could be true because it was only JUST after midnight.

Puked all over her bed and the floor . . . I sent her downstairs to change and she made it as far as the toilet to unload again.

I HATE cleaning up puke. So my wife tells me she is feeling nauseous as well . . . so I tell her to go away before she contributes to the mess.

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:01:09 PM EDT
Never a good time to get sick, but it was real nice of my boys to break their aarm or leg while I was on business trips. Didn't inconvenience me at all.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:03:02 PM EDT
Never?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:03:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jame_Retief:

When is the best time for your child to get sick?



My kid? NEVER!
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:04:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2005 9:04:40 PM EDT by TheRedHorseman]
best time?

sometime after the little shitweasles move out
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:05:05 PM EDT
I'm not a parent, but I would say when they are at school, or grandma and grandpa's house.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:06:30 PM EDT
Don't you guys know anything???


It must be at MIDNIGHT because that is when they always show up beside your bed vomiting . . .
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