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Posted: 12/23/2005 8:12:32 PM EDT



Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can roll you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show

Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas

(Ooh yeah, haha yeah
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on)

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low

(Yeah, aw right)

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it -

Mistress
he got it, I want it
For Christmas
They got it, and I can't have it
Mistress
But I want it, it don't matter
For Christmas
She got it, and I can't get a

Mistress for Christmas

You know what I'm talkin' about
Mistress for Christmas
You gotta send me down
you gotta send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red
and her body i my bed

Mistress for Christmas

I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 8:22:16 PM EDT
AC/DC rocks. I heard that the other day.

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 8:23:03 PM EDT
After the way you've been dissing me in all these thread?

Lump o' coal for you bud.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 8:47:40 PM EDT
Oh, Well I was gonna recommend that adult friend finder site for ya!
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 8:51:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By drjarhead:
After the way you've been dissing me in all these thread?

Lump o' coal for you bud.





Your still my favorite though.

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 8:58:56 PM EDT
This thread would be much more interesting with some pics and a poll of your mistress choices.
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