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Posted: 12/23/2005 9:16:29 AM EDT
A month ago I bought an AK. I have just been plinking at the range. What are some uses I can use it for?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:17:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:17:43 AM EDT
Fending off zombie hordes.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:18:49 AM EDT
well I think it is pretty much the best weapon you could ask for if someone was trying to hurt you.

40rds, very powerful for size, can go through just about anything, fast, sites make it very easy to get on target at close range, will never malfunction on you and simple to use.

Its my favorite OH SHIT gun.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:18:59 AM EDT
Looking cool in wedding photos.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:19:12 AM EDT
Can opener?

Paper weight?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:19:33 AM EDT
well, just like most semi-auto rifles, you can shoot a wide variety of things with it...
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:20:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2005 9:20:34 AM EDT by Lester_Burnham]
Conversation piece?

ETA: Crackheads breaking into your house run in fear at the sight of them.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:20:38 AM EDT
a guy named Sammy says that you use it when you "absolutely positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room"
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:37:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
a guy named Sammy says that you use it when you "absolutely positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room"








This?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:38:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:
Can opener?

Paper weight?

I was thinking hammer.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:40:41 AM EDT
The AK pattern rifles are not as refined as the AR series, but they are fun!

simple, reliable and fun to shoot..plus yes, you can scare the wanna be gangbangers off with your "AK yo!"

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:15:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MetalChef:
plus yes, you can scare the wanna be gangbangers off with your "AK yo!"



Yep, coming up on the 3 year anniversary, it was about 3am Christmas Day. Old Crazy Legs ran down towards the dead end, then had to run back by the house a second time. Ah, memories.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:37:40 AM EDT
Tree removal...
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:41:28 AM EDT
Shooting into the air during holidays, birthdays, and effigy burnings.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:42:24 AM EDT
Get a nice chain and wear it as bling bling.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:43:52 AM EDT
great for aerating the ground
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:44:42 AM EDT
I use mine to put speed holes in my car.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:44:58 AM EDT
They provide great traction for Bulldozers...
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:45:01 AM EDT
bass fishing
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:47:32 AM EDT
It's worthless. Just put it in a box and set it outside your door. E-mail me your address and I will take care of it so you won't be burdened with it anymore.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:53:05 AM EDT
AK47s are a great substitute for currency.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:57:15 AM EDT
Door Stop!
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:02:15 PM EDT
you can depend on it with your life, the AK wont let you down...



Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:02:45 PM EDT
Motivational tool

I think Taxman uses one during his motivational speeches.


Balming
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:02:47 PM EDT
I got a t-shirt: AK-47. When every motherfucker in the room HAS to die.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:06:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Shooting into the air during holidays, birthdays, and effigy burnings.



He ain't in Iraq.

-Ben
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:09:25 PM EDT
soup stirrer?


kickstand?


or a party favor/noise maker?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:12:20 PM EDT
I also use mine as a reaching stick.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:21:06 PM EDT
Mine makes a pretty good flashlight at night time.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:30:22 PM EDT
Buttstroking and accosting liberals about the head. Oh it shoots Wolf ammo too.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:37:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2005 12:37:53 PM EDT by NonConformist]
Urban Renewal
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:49:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RockHard13F:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Shooting into the air during holidays, birthdays, and effigy burnings.



He ain't in Iraq DETROIT.

-Ben

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 6:35:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:

Originally Posted By RockHard13F:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Shooting into the air during holidays, birthdays, and effigy burnings.



He ain't in Iraq DETROIT.

-Ben




LOL!

Forgot about Detroit....it's alot like Fallujah.... with snow.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 6:40:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:

Originally Posted By RockHard13F:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Shooting into the air during holidays, birthdays, and effigy burnings.



He ain't in Iraq DETROIT.

-Ben






I am, send it to me.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 6:53:44 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:

Originally Posted By RockHard13F:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Shooting into the air during holidays, birthdays, and effigy burnings.



He ain't in Iraq DETROIT.

-Ben




LOL!

Forgot about Detroit....it's alot like Fallujah.... with snow.

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 6:57:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Looking cool in wedding photos.




Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:01:13 PM EDT
Scare liberals
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:02:13 PM EDT
They are good for infuriating gun-banning turds.

For that reason alone, every responsible American should own at least one.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:04:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NonConformist:
Urban Renewal



HAHAHAHA, thats classic right there
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:14:59 PM EDT
Turning off lights without having to get out of your chair?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:23:52 PM EDT
Back Scratcher
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:28:58 PM EDT
Wall Hanger..
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:31:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By xxfonziexx:
Turning off lights without having to get out of your chair?


The Clapper?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:38:55 PM EDT
Withdrawals?

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Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:38:56 PM EDT
Oar?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:42:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By alaman:
Scare liberals



My thoughts also. The AK makes liberals wet their panties.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 7:43:21 PM EDT
Shootin cans...
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:00:18 PM EDT


I carry my Romy Folder in a gym bag ( UH ...Range Bag) with 4 30 round mags.
It is handy to have and handy to hold. Compact, will shoot through car doors and
windshields if Civil Un-rest is keeping me from getting home.



It just looks serious. Joe Citizen is going to run the other way before a shot is fired.
It is no substitute for a .308 but you can set yourself up with another weapon
platform for little investment.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:06:15 PM EDT
I know a guy that made a fine lampshade from one
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:12:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JSteensen:
I got a t-shirt: AK-47. When every motherfucker in the room HAS to die.



I'm sure that helps gun owners everywhere Not for nothing but shit like that helps the antis push their agenda
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