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Posted: 12/22/2005 12:43:11 PM EDT
Was in the break room today talking to a female employee.

There were 7 or 8 other people in the room

The female I was talking to is engaged to a Military guy who is on deployment.
Another female who is also engaged to a Military guy was listening to the conversation.

I mentioned how much fun female #1 was having at work the other day, out of the office and in the warehouse working getting dirty.
Female #1 says yea, she had a great time.
I mentioned that female #1 and the guy she was working with were really crawling around cleaning up.
Female #1 laughed and said yes, she was supprised that no one was talking abouyt her and the guy she was working with are not having an affair.
I laughed and asked why she would say that.
Female #1 said that everytime she looks at a guy rumors start that they are having an affair.
I laughed and said no way.
Female #2 says it's true, that both her and female #1 have had rumors about them having affairs.
I laugh again and say no way, you two are good girls.
Female #1 laughes and says that her and female #2 are having an affair.
I ask what do you mean.
Female #1 says that her and female #2 are having an affair together.
I ask what?
Female #1 says that her and female #2 are having an affair together.
Female #2 pips up and says it's true, we are haing an affair together.
So I ask can I watch.

Of course when I ask is when the female manager walks in.
I get the dirty look from the manager, she keeps walking.

One of the guys that heard the conversation starts braying like a whipped jackass about what I just said at volume level 11.

15 minutes later I am in the HRMs office explaining what happened.
45 minutes later me, female #1 and female #2 are in the HRMs office listening to him tell us not to talk about "sensitive subjects" like that at work again and to keep our affairs out of the work space.



Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:44:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/22/2005 12:45:34 PM EDT by BeetleBailey]
what does that have to do with ARFCOM? And furthermore, it is difficult to follow the characters, could you rename them like "Jill" and "Ann" or something for us?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:45:27 PM EDT
So why damn us and where are the pics damnit?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:45:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:45:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
what does that have to do with ARFCOM?



Can I watch....
Get both...

I swear, the next thing that I was going to say was pictures and rear ends....
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:46:04 PM EDT


DId you get #s?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:46:50 PM EDT
IMO, if you are in the breakroom and on break it is none of their business what you talk about. If you talk only about work while on break, then you're not really on break then....

You should go cut the top off the female managers jeep
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:46:54 PM EDT
Yeah, yeah HR is a bunch o'turds.

So tell us more about the gals.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:48:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
what does that have to do with ARFCOM? And furthermore, it is difficult to follow the characters, could you rename them like "Jill" and "Ann" or something for us?



+1

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:48:32 PM EDT
Where are the pics???
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:48:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
what does that have to do with ARFCOM?



Can I watch....
Get both...

I swear, the next thing that I was going to say was pictures and rear ends....



You forgot the most important motto:

This Thread is Worthless Without Pics!
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:50:53 PM EDT
Well at least you didn't stick your finger in the pickle slicer and get fired.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:53:48 PM EDT
That shit reads like instructions for a German sex toy.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:55:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
That shit reads like instructions for a German sex toy.



And how would you know?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:00:08 PM EDT
So what....
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:01:10 PM EDT
So do you get to watch?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:05:56 PM EDT
No No.


Damn YOU! is more like it.


You have been here long enough to know that when information like this gets passed to you at work you are to:

1) Walk away

2) Never speak of it

3) Prepare a box and get ready to get canned.



Seriously, never socialize. Nothing good ever comes from it
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:06:10 PM EDT
WHEW! For a minute there I thought your story was gonna involve "poopers and pictures"
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:33:43 PM EDT
He's like that when we get together to shoot, too.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:36:39 PM EDT
This thread started out tough to maturbate to, then got MUCH better, but now it's all flaccid again.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 3:20:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
This thread started out tough to maturbate to, then got MUCH better, but now it's all flaccid again.



"maturbate", is that a Kansas thing?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 3:22:14 PM EDT
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