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Posted: 12/21/2005 1:29:06 PM EDT
So today was a gorgeous sunny warm dry day, and my car was pretty dirty from the snow/ice/salt of the past few days. I pull up to the car wash console and ask for the deluxe.

It's $6, so I start out by attemping to insert a $5 bill. It doesn't take it. I try over and over but it refuses my fiver. Finally it takes it, but then it spits it out, much to my chagrin. The bill falls, and I try my best to grab it amid the wind, but it lands in a wet spot. I knew I was screwed now. No machine in its right mind will take a wet five dollar bill.

I get some ones out of my wallet, and start sliding them in. When I got to the fourth one dollar bill, it wouldn't take it. NOOOOOOO!

I tell the machine that I'm scared for my life. It stares back, with its cold, deadly stare. The machine vs me. Neither of us will budge. I insist that its making me uncomfortable, and to step down before anyone gets hurt.

The machine snarls at me. It's mocking me. "I will have none of this" I exclaim!

Out comes my pistol. You know the rest. Oh, and I now have a clean car.

Link Posted: 12/21/2005 1:29:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/21/2005 1:30:52 PM EDT by mjohn3006]
Was the machine wearing MARPAT?
Link Posted: 12/21/2005 1:36:47 PM EDT
gratuitous +1
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