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Posted: 12/20/2005 9:06:12 PM EDT
Hope this is not a Dupe !

Credit for this goes to a New York City Police Officer who shall
remain anonymous...

Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...

---------------------------------

Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin,
the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.

The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care, in hopes that the reaper soon
would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ;
except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to
watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the
momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one
less savage today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned
to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all
liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his
innocence; clutching his books.

The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again
for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the
urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,
On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.

Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as
they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their
mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!

I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to
all ... there was justice tonight !!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:13:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SgtWhiting:
Hope this is not a Dupe !

Credit for this goes to a New York City Police Officer who shall
remain anonymous...

Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...

---------------------------------

Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin,
the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.

The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care, in hopes that the reaper soon
would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ;
except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to
watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the
momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one
less savage today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned
to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all
liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his
innocence; clutching his books.

The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again
for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the
urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,
On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.

Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as
they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their
mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!

I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to
all ... there was justice tonight !!




I don't care if that is a dupe it's hilarious!

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 9:07:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 9:08:36 AM EDT
SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 11th time it has been posted.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 9:08:48 AM EDT
Yeah it's a dupe, but it's still funny.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 9:14:31 AM EDT


Link Posted: 12/22/2005 9:16:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 100th time it has been posted.



fixed now
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:49:23 PM EDT
That warmed the cockles of my heart. What the hell is a cockle anyway??
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:57:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:02:57 PM EDT
Dupity dupe and a +1 TO MY POST COUNT
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 4:08:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By xinflt:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 100th time it has been posted.



fixed now

Unfortunately it's the first time I got to read it.

It was worth the wait!
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 10:59:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By xinflt:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 100th time it has been posted.



fixed now



Give it a rest with the dupe crap..

This thing needs to be pinned!!! Its great!!!!

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:10:22 PM EDT
That was GREAT!!

This is the first time I've seen it.

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:21:43 PM EDT
First time I saw it. Thanks!
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:28:23 PM EDT
first time i saw it,

Goodbye tookie.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:48:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
That warmed the cockles of my heart. What the hell is a cockle anyway??



If it's any help, my wife's heart has twatles.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:19:39 AM EDT
Fuckin A that was awsome
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:25:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 11th time it has been posted.


You called it out at least 5 of those times.
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