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Posted: 12/20/2005 4:16:13 PM EDT
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:17:02 PM EDT
it's legal in nevada!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:18:33 PM EDT
What about porn stars, they do the samething and sometimes more.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:19:03 PM EDT
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:20:05 PM EDT
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Oh god, now I'm starting in.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:20:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.



Why don't you be my prostitute for a night and then be my bodyguard for the next night.Then you can tell me the difference.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:25:25 PM EDT
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:25:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lennster:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.



Why don't you be my prostitute for a night and then be my bodyguard for the next night.Then you can tell me the difference.



Cash up front. I don't plan on being screwed twice.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:26:22 PM EDT
Because one is wrong on many levels and promotes disease.


But thats just how I feel.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:28:24 PM EDT
at least there's no federal law against it, and it's an issue left up to the states.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:29:12 PM EDT
Prostitution is only legal if you film it and make a profit, or buy them dinner as payment. That is called a date.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:31:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.


You're LEO, right? Does that make you a civil service prostitute?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:32:36 PM EDT
You guys crack me up.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:33:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tommytrauma:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.


You're LEO, right? Does that make you a civil service prostitute?



Former. But I was thinking the samething.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:34:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard



Whitney did!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:35:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Oh god, now I'm starting in.

Prostitutes don't ruin families either. The man or woman straying from the marriage does.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:35:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.




its spooge, not splooge
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:37:33 PM EDT
One protects your body, the other protects your scrotum - from exploding from disuse!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:45:02 PM EDT
Both have wildly different meanings for "money shot".
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:46:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FatMan:
Both have wildly different meanings for "money shot".




damn
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:48:17 PM EDT
What about a stripper then? Both females selling their bodies for the consumption of men. At least a prostitute gives you more than a look for the money you spend and tends to be less expensive...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:49:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By raven:
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.


Prostitutes don't ruin families either. The man or woman straying from the marriage does.



Oh sure, blame the victim.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:50:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PsyWarrior:
What about a stripper then? Both females selling their bodies for the consumption of men. At least a prostitute gives you more than a look for the money you spend and tends to be less expensive...



Where is this place of cheaper-than-strippers-hookers you speak of?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:50:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard



Whitney did!



Well it seems someone has seen that Movie other than me.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:52:37 PM EDT
Legalize it. Live free or die.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:58:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jmzd4:

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.




its spooge, not splooge




you sound like an expert



Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:26:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By raven:
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Oh god, now I'm starting in.

Prostitutes don't ruin families either. The man or woman straying from the marriage does.



What if your not married?





Vulcan94
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:30:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Carter226:

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard



Whitney did!



Well it seems someone has seen that Movie other than me.



Uhh, I just know the premise.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:32:48 PM EDT
What do you get when you cross a prostitute and a bodyguard?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:42:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.



Thats what I always thought. Hi, FLAL1A (met him at the Hun Farm).
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:46:35 PM EDT
If you are against prostituion your against sex and capitalism. I am against neither.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:48:14 PM EDT
Prostitution isnt illegal. Morality is regulated.

Women whore themselves all the time.
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