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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:43:40 PM EDT
Dumbest fucking movie I've ever seen. I want that hour and a half a all those brain cells back.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:45:54 PM EDT
[#1]
My fourteen year old son laughed his ass off... I didn't get it. Guess I'm too old.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:45:59 PM EDT
[#2]
That movie was not made for anyone capable of rational thought.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:46:09 PM EDT
[#3]
I thought it was funny as hell. The "dumbness" was the point.
Vote for Pedro... |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:47:03 PM EDT
[#4]
Man, if you laughed at the dumbness in that, you belong in the sequel.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:47:08 PM EDT
[#5]
Pedro will protect you.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:47:48 PM EDT
[#6]
+1. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:48:09 PM EDT
[#7]
I had the same reaction the first time I watched it - I was just plain bored.
The second time, I thought it had some pretty funny moments. Not enough to make me want to sit through it a third time, though. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:49:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:50:04 PM EDT
[#9]
Could be worse...you could have watched "40 year old Virgin"
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:50:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Waste of film.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:50:33 PM EDT
[#11]
I ..., I... was trying to impress my daughter! Yeah, that's what it was! I did it for the children. 
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:51:46 PM EDT
[#12]
I thought it was a riot.
You guys need to lighten up on old Napoleon, cuz' he's wicked-bad with a bo staff. 
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:53:27 PM EDT
[#13]
I just checked it out on IMdB. He's married, and goes to Brigham Young. Wonder what they think about his wicked bo staff skillz there.
And the dude, Jon Gries, that played Uncle Rico and ate steak during the whole movie, doesn't eat red meat in real life. Why do they know all this. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:55:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Come here Tina, you fat lard, and get some dinner...
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:56:24 PM EDT
[#15]
I love the movie.
"chicks like guys with skills....you know, like computer hacking skills, numchuck skills, dancing skills..." |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:57:57 PM EDT
[#16]
Napoleon, dont be mad because Ive been chatting online with babes all day...
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:00:46 PM EDT
[#17]
I still swear she was a he man.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:04:34 PM EDT
[#18]
how come Pedro and Napolian kept talking back to each other in "slow motion" and Pedro acted like he had a stiff neck and never turned his head or moved while speaking?
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:05:30 PM EDT
[#19]
That movie was definitely NOT a decroded piece of crap. I loved it. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:05:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:06:30 PM EDT
[#21]
I've never had read meat either, any good? |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:07:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:09:33 PM EDT
[#23]
It hit a little too close to home huh?
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:09:45 PM EDT
[#24]
i bought the dvd. its the only movie i had seen in a while that doesn't cuss every other word, I would rather support that type of movie than say............ michael moore
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:10:19 PM EDT
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Pedro: "Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. "
Pedro: "Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true." Napoleon: "...you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache." Don:"Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?" Napoleon Dynamite:" I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!" Don: "Did you shoot any? " Napoleon Dynamite: "Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?" Don: "What kind of gun did you use? " Napoleon Dynamite: "A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? " Napoleon: "You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff." Napoleon: " Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. " |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:10:38 PM EDT
[#26]
Oh, come on now...I'm 43 and I laughed my arse off too.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:21:05 PM EDT
[#27]
great movie. I thought it was hilarious.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:28:12 PM EDT
[#28]
I thought there were some hilarious moments in the movie. Seems like it is one of those movies that you either love or hate... no middle ground.
Many have stated the movie is the "Wierd Science" or "Breakfast Club" for the modern youths. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:28:31 PM EDT
[#29]
First time i tried to watch it i didn't make it 5 minutes.. then i gave it another shot and really thought is was stupid funny.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:31:30 PM EDT
[#30]
The part i liked was the farmer shooting the cow just as the bus pulled by. That was the highlight of the flic for me.
The rest was stupid beyond measure. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:35:51 PM EDT
[#31]
Me liked it!
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:36:17 PM EDT
[#32]
it was great movie
"Pedro offers you his protection" |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:41:26 PM EDT
[#33]
I have heard so many people say you have to watch it a second time- and not just kids either.
It is funnier the second time around. It's humor is it's dumbness and pathetic characters. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 4:26:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Don't be messin with the breakfast club y0! |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 4:31:41 PM EDT
[#35]
My wife keeps telling me that, too, but I just don't have the urge to sit through it again...... |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 4:34:08 PM EDT
[#36]
The only people that dont like it are diamond producing tight-asses who just don't "get it".
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Posted: 12/20/2005 4:42:00 PM EDT
[#37]
are you gonna eat your "tots"?
Kip: "I'm training to be a cage fighter" that was one of the funniest stupid movies I have seen in a long time Gary |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:01:38 PM EDT
[#38]
"Nice Bike. Ever Jump it?"
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:13:06 PM EDT
[#39]
Uncle Rico: Hey kip, I reckon you know alot about cyberspace, well have you ever came across anything like time travel?
Kip: EASY! I've allready looked into it for myself. Watch it again, it will get funnier and funnier each time you watch it. The first time I watched it I thought it was terrible, the second time I laughed my ass off. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:15:09 PM EDT
[#40]
The uncle was the shit, a true bad ass
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:17:31 PM EDT
[#41]
BIG + 1 I did also and went out and bought it!!   .I have watched it at least 3-4 times since then.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:24:41 PM EDT
[#42]
I wasn't impressed with the movie at first. But after watching a few minutes, I thought it was pretty funny. I grew up in a small town in Idaho and the movie cracked me up because some of the characters were just like people that I knew growing up. Overall, I give it a thumbs up.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:25:24 PM EDT
[#43]
www.collegehumor.com/news/2005-01-20.napoleon.php
click this for all your favorite quotes from the movie I thought the movie was going to be really stupid , but found humor in it. My wife and I kept looking at each other like WTF >? |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:26:27 PM EDT
[#44]
+1,000 Maybe I didn't get it. Nothing could suck that bad can it? |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:34:06 PM EDT
[#45]
I've watched it at least five times. I hope that the rest of you have watched it past the credit roll to see the real end of the movie. If you haven't seen the wedding then you've missed the rest of the movie.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:38:31 PM EDT
[#46]
It's not trying even remotly to be an Oscar winner. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:40:23 PM EDT
[#47]
Yep!!! 
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:46:28 PM EDT
[#48]
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:48:05 PM EDT
[#49]
That is a cult classic, some people hate it, others love it.
I have seen it 5 or so times, good movie. |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:48:57 PM EDT
[#50]
I don't know about Bo staff, but I know that BYU had a few Fight Clubs when I lived there. Talk about freaking the elders out..... |
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