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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:43:40 PM EDT
Dumbest fucking movie I've ever seen. I want that hour and a half a all those brain cells back.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:45:54 PM EDT
My fourteen year old son laughed his ass off... I didn't get it. Guess I'm too old.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:45:59 PM EDT
That movie was not made for anyone capable of rational thought.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:46:09 PM EDT
I thought it was funny as hell. The "dumbness" was the point.

Vote for Pedro...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:47:03 PM EDT
Man, if you laughed at the dumbness in that, you belong in the sequel.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:47:08 PM EDT
Pedro will protect you.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:47:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Dumbest fucking movie I've ever seen. I want that hour and a half a all those brain cells back.



+1.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:48:09 PM EDT
I had the same reaction the first time I watched it - I was just plain bored.

The second time, I thought it had some pretty funny moments.

Not enough to make me want to sit through it a third time, though.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:49:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
I had the same reaction the first time I watched it - I was just plain bored.

The second time, I thought it had some pretty funny moments.

Not enough to make me want to sit through it a third time, though.

Until this post, I admired and respected you Rodent. Knowing you watched that movie twice has made me question this.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:50:04 PM EDT
Could be worse...you could have watched "40 year old Virgin"
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:50:24 PM EDT
Waste of film.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:50:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
I had the same reaction the first time I watched it - I was just plain bored.

The second time, I thought it had some pretty funny moments.

Not enough to make me want to sit through it a third time, though.

Until this post, I admired and respected you Rodent. Knowing you watched that movie twice has made me question this.



I ..., I... was trying to impress my daughter! Yeah, that's what it was! I did it for the children.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:51:46 PM EDT
I thought it was a riot.

You guys need to lighten up on old Napoleon, cuz' he's wicked-bad with a bo staff.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:53:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 3:07:10 PM EDT by Dusty_C]
I just checked it out on IMdB. He's married, and goes to Brigham Young. Wonder what they think about his wicked bo staff skillz there.


And the dude, Jon Gries, that played Uncle Rico and ate steak during the whole movie, doesn't eat red meat in real life. Why do they know all this.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:55:05 PM EDT
Come here Tina, you fat lard, and get some dinner...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:56:24 PM EDT
I love the movie.

"chicks like guys with skills....you know, like computer hacking skills, numchuck skills, dancing skills..."
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:57:57 PM EDT
Napoleon, dont be mad because Ive been chatting online with babes all day...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:00:46 PM EDT
I still swear she was a he man.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:04:34 PM EDT
how come Pedro and Napolian kept talking back to each other in "slow motion" and Pedro acted like he had a stiff neck and never turned his head or moved while speaking?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:05:30 PM EDT

That movie was definitely NOT a decroded piece of crap. I loved it.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:05:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DienBienPhu54:
how come Pedro and Napolian kept talking back to each other in "slow motion" and Pedro acted like he had a stiff neck and never turned his head or moved while speaking?

I think it was part of them being mentally retarded. I'll give this to Napoleon though, fucker could dance.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:06:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
I just checked it out on IMdB. He's married, and goes to Brigham Young. Wonder what they think about his wicked bo staff skillz there.


And the dude, Jon Gries, that played Uncle Rico and ate steak during the whole movie, doesn't eat read meat in real life. Why do they know all this.



I've never had read meat either, any good?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:07:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By walrus:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
I just checked it out on IMdB. He's married, and goes to Brigham Young. Wonder what they think about his wicked bo staff skillz there.


And the dude, Jon Gries, that played Uncle Rico and ate steak during the whole movie, doesn't eat read meat in real life. Why do they know all this.



I've never had read meat either, any good?

You try keeping urself from puking and typing at the same time.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:09:33 PM EDT
It hit a little too close to home huh?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:09:45 PM EDT
i bought the dvd. its the only movie i had seen in a while that doesn't cuss every other word, I would rather support that type of movie than say............ michael moore
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:10:19 PM EDT
Pedro: "Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. "


Pedro: "Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true."

Napoleon: "...you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache."


Don:"Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?"
Napoleon Dynamite:" I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
Don: "Did you shoot any? "
Napoleon Dynamite: "Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?"
Don: "What kind of gun did you use? "
Napoleon Dynamite: "A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? "

Napoleon: "You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff."

Napoleon: " Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. "


Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:10:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Housefull:
My fourteen year old son laughed his ass off... I didn't get it. Guess I'm too old.



Oh, come on now...I'm 43 and I laughed my arse off too.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:21:05 PM EDT
great movie. I thought it was hilarious.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:28:12 PM EDT
I thought there were some hilarious moments in the movie. Seems like it is one of those movies that you either love or hate... no middle ground.

Many have stated the movie is the "Wierd Science" or "Breakfast Club" for the modern youths.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:28:31 PM EDT
First time i tried to watch it i didn't make it 5 minutes.. then i gave it another shot and really thought is was stupid funny.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:31:30 PM EDT
The part i liked was the farmer shooting the cow just as the bus pulled by. That was the highlight of the flic for me.
The rest was stupid beyond measure.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:35:51 PM EDT
Me liked it!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:36:17 PM EDT
it was great movie
"Pedro offers you his protection"
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:41:26 PM EDT
I have heard so many people say you have to watch it a second time- and not just kids either.

It is funnier the second time around. It's humor is it's dumbness and pathetic characters.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:26:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 4:26:44 PM EDT by Dusty_C]

Originally Posted By 50cal:
The part i liked was the farmer shooting the cow just as the bus pulled by. That was the highlight of the flic for me.
The rest was stupid beyond measure.

That part was kinda funny.


Originally Posted By NCPatrolAR:
I thought there were some hilarious moments in the movie. Seems like it is one of those movies that you either love or hate... no middle ground.

Many have stated the movie is the "Wierd Science" or "Breakfast Club" for the modern youths.



Don't be messin with the breakfast club y0!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:31:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ED_P:
I have heard so many people say you have to watch it a second time- and not just kids either.

It is funnier the second time around. It's humor is it's dumbness and pathetic characters.




My wife keeps telling me that, too, but I just don't have the urge to sit through it again......
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:34:08 PM EDT
The only people that dont like it are diamond producing tight-asses who just don't "get it".
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:42:00 PM EDT
are you gonna eat your "tots"?

Kip: "I'm training to be a cage fighter"

that was one of the funniest stupid movies I have seen in a long time


Gary
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:01:38 PM EDT
"Nice Bike. Ever Jump it?"
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:13:06 PM EDT
Uncle Rico: Hey kip, I reckon you know alot about cyberspace, well have you ever came across anything like time travel?

Kip: EASY! I've allready looked into it for myself.

Watch it again, it will get funnier and funnier each time you watch it. The first time I watched it I thought it was terrible, the second time I laughed my ass off.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:15:09 PM EDT
The uncle was the shit, a true bad ass
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:17:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:

Originally Posted By Housefull:
My fourteen year old son laughed his ass off... I didn't get it. Guess I'm too old.



Oh, come on now...I'm 43 and I laughed my arse off too.



BIG + 1 I did also and went out and bought it!! .I have watched it at least 3-4 times since then.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:24:41 PM EDT
I wasn't impressed with the movie at first. But after watching a few minutes, I thought it was pretty funny. I grew up in a small town in Idaho and the movie cracked me up because some of the characters were just like people that I knew growing up. Overall, I give it a thumbs up.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:25:24 PM EDT
www.collegehumor.com/news/2005-01-20.napoleon.php

click this for all your favorite quotes from the movie


I thought the movie was going to be really stupid , but found humor in it. My wife and I kept looking at each other like WTF >?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:26:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Dumbest fucking movie I've ever seen. I want that hour and a half a all those brain cells back.



+1,000

Maybe I didn't get it. Nothing could suck that bad can it?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:34:06 PM EDT
I've watched it at least five times. I hope that the rest of you have watched it past the credit roll to see the real end of the movie. If you haven't seen the wedding then you've missed the rest of the movie.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:38:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sabre_kc:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Dumbest fucking movie I've ever seen. I want that hour and a half a all those brain cells back.



+1,000

Maybe I didn't get it. Nothing could suck that bad can it?



It's not trying even remotly to be an Oscar winner.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:40:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
I've watched it at least five times. I hope that the rest of you have watched it past the credit roll to see the real end of the movie. If you haven't seen the wedding then you've missed the rest of the movie.



Yep!!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:46:28 PM EDT
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:48:05 PM EDT
That is a cult classic, some people hate it, others love it.

I have seen it 5 or so times, good movie.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:48:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
I just checked it out on IMdB. He's married, and goes to Brigham Young. Wonder what they think about his wicked bo staff skillz there.



I don't know about Bo staff, but I know that BYU had a few Fight Clubs when I lived there. Talk about freaking the elders out.....

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