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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:54:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 5:55:04 AM EDT by TxLewis]
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:56:31 AM EDT

Makes a nice companion to the "Racking Shotgun" recording.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:57:03 AM EDT
...Neat!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:59:20 AM EDT
I like it, nothing says get out, like blunt weapon injuries.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:00:18 AM EDT
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ,yeah, I guess if your being attacked by gladiaters!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:00:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TxLewis:
us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/tabledefense.jpg

us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/en-garde-the-safe-bedside-table-143909.php


Uh, hope it's bullet proof.

TXL



It is if you bake it into a loaf of bread. Conceals it well that way too...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:01:07 AM EDT
All you need is a little more pursuasion on the end of that club, and some armor plating on the back of the shield, and you would be all set.

I will still opt for a firearm, but that table gets some serious style points.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:01:13 AM EDT
I guess you could pick up the base as a last ditch weapon and throw it like Arnold did in "Commando" with the saw blade.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:01:17 AM EDT
add a fantasy knife and your all set!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:03:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Makarov:
add a fantasy knife and your all set!


Yeah!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:04:29 AM EDT
DUPE
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:04:45 AM EDT
I checked the site but they didn't list a price. Not a bad idea if you're only worry was a knife attack.

I used to keep an aluminum t-ball bat in the closet next to the door. It was too light so I filled it with water. It's compact, unbreakable and could really ruin your day.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:04:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BURN:

DUPE





Yep
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:29:19 AM EDT
That is just phucking stupid!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:52:01 AM EDT


That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:04:55 AM EDT
I bet some liberal made that silly thing. Looks like two drawer pulls on the underside of the "shield" which look like they would break off rather easily, especially if that is particleboard and laminate like I think it is.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:09:20 AM EDT
TRANSFORMERS! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! TRANSFORMERS! TABLETOPS IN DISGUISE!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:15:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:16:23 AM EDT
This is sooooo last week
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:16:35 AM EDT
I would opt for the Captain America uniform as well.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:19:53 AM EDT
Id get one if the whole thing was made out of titanium or steel or hell even aluminum...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 8:31:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 8:31:05 AM EDT by tc6969]
dupe
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