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Posted: 12/19/2005 9:46:05 PM EDT
My wife was searching the hard drive tonight for our wedding pics (of all things) and she found my well hidden pron collection!! She said that I'm a perv, but didn't seem very upset. I explained that this was a collection that has been aquired over a long period of time and she felt even better. So, do you guys have a pron collection? Is it well hidden from your wife / GF ? Is there any way to lock a specific folder?

Kris
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:47:26 PM EDT
Mines on one drive, its alot of it, then DVDs when the drive got filled are in the desk.

No one else knows how to get my POS to boot.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:48:47 PM EDT
better kick her to the curb then
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:49:00 PM EDT



Why was she touching your computer? She's got her own!






Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:49:10 PM EDT
No my wife would'nt be upset if she found my pron collection.
She would freek if she found my porn collection.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:49:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 9:51:27 PM EDT by VTwin60]
taxman you need to get a real women if you're filling hardrives and making dvd's of the old stuff.....

<­BR>hey man can you email some?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:50:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:51:09 PM EDT
Burn it to a stack of CD's labeled "AR-15 repair, 1977 Pontiac Trans-Am Repair Manual, Learn to Program Your Computer with Perl in 7 Days, etc."

I guarantee that she will never look at them. Unless she is some sort of computer programming, AR-15 tweaking, T/A wrenching freak.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:51:35 PM EDT
My wife keeps her porn DVDs on the shelf next to my porn DVDs.

Currently I have more by about a 3:1 ratio. However we usually watch hers more than mine.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:51:41 PM EDT
My GF found the original range report pics which included many more than were ever posted. Additionally, she found countless more pics of various different women in very compromising situations. Needless to say, she's become very shy around my camera.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:52:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MoparMike:
Burn it to a stack of CD's labeled "AR-15 repair, 1977 Pontiac Trans-Am Repair Manual, Learn to Program Your Computer with Perl in 7 Days, etc."

I guarantee that she will never look at them. Unless she is some sort of computer programming, AR-15 tweaking, T/A wrenching freak.




you dotn use DVDs yet, the good movies are 2gig
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:53:07 PM EDT
make her watch it with you
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:53:17 PM EDT
My GF (now ex) found mine on the server not too long after she moved in.

I had just hooked up a desktop for her to use, created a home directory but hadn't gotten around to apply any security yet. She was just browsing across the network and found my folder.

She gave me some grief about it for awhile.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:53:52 PM EDT
My wife is pissed that I don't have a bigger collection.

+1
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:54:26 PM EDT
hiding pron from the wife? Turn in your man card
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:54:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 9:54:51 PM EDT by MoparMike]

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By MoparMike:
Burn it to a stack of CD's labeled "AR-15 repair, 1977 Pontiac Trans-Am Repair Manual, Learn to Program Your Computer with Perl in 7 Days, etc."

I guarantee that she will never look at them. Unless she is some sort of computer programming, AR-15 tweaking, T/A wrenching freak.




you dotn use DVDs yet, the good movies are 2gig



No DVD burner here yet. Besides, all the stuff I have was downloaded and is already sized for a 700meg CD. Kinda convienient if you ask me.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:54:36 PM EDT
Just have a teenage son at home and blame it on him !
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:54:56 PM EDT
My wife buys me porn
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:59:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
hiding pron from the wife? Turn in your man card



Yeah, but what if it's YOUR OWN porm videos?!?!?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:59:27 PM EDT
I had like 20 gigs on my hard drives and my laptop took a dump. The wife knew i was downloading it and I suspect she was watching some from time to time.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:00:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
www.misplaced.net/stfu/girlpc.jpg


Why was she touching your computer? She's got her own!











Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:02:43 PM EDT
If you can't tell your wife who you really are, you've got an empty marriage.

My wife knows precisely the freak I am, and luvs me anyways.

Pron is your friend.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:04:49 PM EDT
No porn. Nothing of an overt sexual nature. in fact, nothing that would "embarass" me or my family if the contents of my home were made public. Something I learned from executing hundreds of search warrants. I learned that your private things are sometimes made public.

When you find and inflateable sheep with an ass opening, wearing a teddy and set up in front of a video camera in the bedroom of the home of one of your local prominant citizens, it makes you a little over protective.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:06:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:
If you can't tell your wife who you really are, you've got an empty marriage.

My wife knows precisely the freak I am, and luvs me anyways.

Pron is your friend.



She knows I look at pron (spelled this way so search engines don't associate ar15.com with porn) but I guess she never realized how big my collection was (probably about 400 pics or so.)
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:08:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 10:09:35 PM EDT by MoparMike]

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
When you find and inflateable sheep with an ass opening, wearing a teddy and set up in front of a video camera in the bedroom of the home of one of your local prominant citizens, it makes you a little over protective.



Indeed.

<----Suddenly no longer feels embarassed about his small collection of a certain girl named Krystal
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:09:04 PM EDT






Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:11:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sukebe:
When you find and inflateable sheep with an ass opening, wearing a teddy and set up in front of a video camera in the bedroom of the home of one of your local prominant citizens, it makes you a little over protective


WE NEED PICS !
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:12:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pointtarget:
Originally Posted By Sukebe:
When you find and inflateable sheep with an ass opening, wearing a teddy and set up in front of a video camera in the bedroom of the home of one of your local prominant citizens, it makes you a little over protective


WE NEED PICS !



No we don't!!!!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:12:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:13:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

She knows I look at pron (spelled this way so search engines don't associate ar15.com with porn)


dude try it on google image search you get way better pics searching for pron than porn
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:15:55 PM EDT
Back in my analog porn days I had a G/F helping me move into a new apartment. I made a run in the UHaul, came back, went to take some trash bags full of packing material out to the dumpster. One was really heavy, so I took a look inside-there was my entire collection of magazines and videos. Not huge by any means, but everything I had. She'd found it while unpacking and thrown it all away. I walked back in with the bag and she was standing there, pointing at the dumpster, with a look on her face telling me I was going to be in for a serious fight if I did not comply. So what did I do? I said, "Bitch, this here's my porn, and if you think you're going to make me throw this away because of your stupid insecurities you've got another thing coming."

<­BR>



But out loud, I said, "Oh..kay." and threw it all away. It was a shamefully unmanning experience. I should have known then that I should have thrown her away instead.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:16:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
No porn. Nothing of an overt sexual nature. in fact, nothing that would "embarass" me or my family if the contents of my home were made public. Something I learned from executing hundreds of search warrants. I learned that your private things are sometimes made public.

When you find and inflateable sheep with an ass opening, wearing a teddy and set up in front of a video camera in the bedroom of the home of one of your local prominant citizens, it makes you a little over protective.



Older members will remember pictures of my porn collection and I am not embarrassed by it. Of course that would be because I don't have shit like inflatable sheep.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:30:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pointtarget:
Originally Posted By Sukebe:
When you find and inflateable sheep with an ass opening, wearing a teddy and set up in front of a video camera in the bedroom of the home of one of your local prominant citizens, it makes you a little over protective


WE NEED PICS !



Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:37:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
When you find and inflateable sheep with an ass opening, wearing a teddy and set up in front of a video camera in the bedroom of the home of one of your local prominant citizens, it makes you a little over protective.



You were a cop in Knoxville?

SG
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:40:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By METT-T:
Back in my analog porn days I had a G/F helping me move into a new apartment. I made a run in the UHaul, came back, went to take some trash bags full of packing material out to the dumpster. One was really heavy, so I took a look inside-there was my entire collection of magazines and videos. Not huge by any means, but everything I had. She'd found it while unpacking and thrown it all away. I walked back in with the bag and she was standing there, pointing at the dumpster, with a look on her face telling me I was going to be in for a serious fight if I did not comply. So what did I do? I said, "Bitch, this here's my porn, and if you think you're going to make me throw this away because of your stupid insecurities you've got another thing coming."

But out loud, I said, "Oh..kay." and threw it all away. It was a shamefully unmanning experience. I should have known then that I should have thrown her away instead.





I've got about 750MB on my computer.

Gotta love password generators!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:43:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
When you find and inflateable sheep with an ass opening, wearing a teddy and set up in front of a video camera in the bedroom of the home of one of your local prominant citizens, it makes you a little over protective.



Dammit, you told me you wouldn't tell anyone about that!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:44:30 AM EDT
get the "hide folders" software. It will hide/lock any folder on your pc.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:50:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
hiding pron from the wife? Turn in your man card



My wife buys me porn.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:51:42 AM EDT
tell her .. at least it's not GAY porn. unless ...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:51:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:54:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:
My wife was searching the hard drive tonight for our wedding pics (of all things) and she found my well hidden pron collection!! She said that I'm a perv, but didn't seem very upset. I explained that this was a collection that has been aquired over a long period of time and she felt even better. So, do you guys have a pron collection? Is it well hidden from your wife / GF ? Is there any way to lock a specific folder?

Kris



Well, all the pictures were of naked women, right?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:57:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
When you find and inflateable sheep with an ass opening, wearing a teddy and set up in front of a video camera in the bedroom of the home of one of your local prominant citizens, it makes you a little over protective.



Man, I hate when that happens.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 8:03:38 AM EDT
Create a hidden or encrypted drive and password protect it with something your SO would never guess in a million years.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 8:14:18 AM EDT
img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/sheep.gif

Hey, I've got one of those, except mine's black. My wife bought me one for my bachelor party.

Anna the Love Ewe, said the box.

"Honey, I was just helping her get unstuck from the fence, I swear!"

It was good for a laugh when my friends came over, until the cats got to her and chewed a hole in her leg.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 8:17:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By METT-T:
But out loud, I said, "Oh..kay." and threw it all away. It was a shamefully unmanning experience. I should have known then that I should have thrown her away instead.



That's probably something better left to yourself...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 8:47:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By METT-T:
Back in my analog porn days I had a G/F helping me move into a new apartment. I made a run in the UHaul, came back, went to take some trash bags full of packing material out to the dumpster. One was really heavy, so I took a look inside-there was my entire collection of magazines and videos. Not huge by any means, but everything I had. She'd found it while unpacking and thrown it all away. I walked back in with the bag and she was standing there, pointing at the dumpster, with a look on her face telling me I was going to be in for a serious fight if I did not comply. So what did I do? I said, "Bitch, this here's my porn, and if you think you're going to make me throw this away because of your stupid insecurities you've got another thing coming."




That might make a good sig line





But out loud, I said, "Oh..kay." and threw it all away. It was a shamefully unmanning experience. I should have known then that I should have thrown her away instead.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:21:11 AM EDT
Yup,
I have all of mine hidden on our PC. It's in a "2003 Hockey Fights" folder.

~Dg84
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:33:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 9:36:57 AM EDT by Daytona955i]
Put it in a folder called "WNTS System 32.ddl" or something very computer jargon sounding, put it on the C drive and leave it.

Unless she's a computer nerd, she'll never go in it.

(As long as you don't make it the biggest folder on the hard drive so that when you ask your friend to figure out why your computer is so slow and he sees that your hard drive is full and organizes the folders by file size and finds a 100gb folder called "Porn". I felt bad and gave him an old hard drive of mine so he didn't have to delete it. I figured 100 gigs would have taken a long time to collect.)
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:36:34 AM EDT
C:\Program Files\mIRC\download\Adobe_Illustrator_CS.CE_v11.0_with_Keygen\KeyGen\

My happy folder.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:39:19 AM EDT
What if you find your wife's porn collection?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:40:46 AM EDT
I don't have to lock a specific folder. Windows doesn't know how to read my Linux drive, so to access anything on the Linux hard drive you need to know the Linux password, and wenever I leave the computer while running Linux, I lock the screen at the screensaver so you need the password to do anything.

My stuff is pretty safe.
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