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Posted: 12/19/2005 9:02:08 PM EDT
WOW!!!

There is some seriously f'd up shit in this article. I'm not sure if any of it is true, but I would not be surprised at all if it was.

A long read, but it goes quick.

What happened to the Chappelle Show?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:03:28 PM EDT
haha did you get this after looking at the wierd bendy chick movie? I read the same thing this afternoon.

ps...it was oprah
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:06:14 PM EDT
tag for later
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:06:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:
tag for later

Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:14:23 PM EDT
I read it yesterday, seems like a bunch of BS.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:28:43 PM EDT
I never did trust Bill Cosby. His Cosby Kids were a sleeper cell.

One of them was even heard in a secret FBI tape making reference to burglarizing the Vatican.

"We'sba gonba robs the popesba."
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:29:03 PM EDT
I believe it. But of course I'm on my 5th guinness.


- rem
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:35:15 PM EDT
WTF? I'm not reading all that bullshit.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:46:08 PM EDT

WOW
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:49:57 PM EDT
Yeah, I skipped over the bendy chick.

I've seen em before.

But high powered black celebs using thugs with silenced .45's to stop the Chappelle Show, now that's just good reading.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:08:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:15:24 PM EDT
I believe it. I believe Farrakhan was behind Malcolm X's assassination. I would put nothing past him. During one interview, he said he was pulled up into a spaceship. He is crazy as all get-out.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:08:25 AM EDT
Daytime bump
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:15:36 AM EDT
Note to self... buy Alcoa



Crazy

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:18:44 AM EDT
It could happen.

After all, white people blew up the levies in New Orleans to kill black people.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:25:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Mike:
Note to self... buy Alcoa



Crazy




Google Farrahkan and Spaceship (or flying saucer)
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:25:43 AM EDT
I started on this but it's too much reading for my little brain. Can someone give me the story in five to ten sentences?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:26:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 9:27:19 AM EDT by Followthehollow]

Originally Posted By gks452:
I started on this but it's too much reading for my little brain. Can someone give me the story in five to ten sentences?



the black illuminati is after Dave
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:37:27 AM EDT
The part about him being mailed pictures of al sharpton standing over his kids beds while they sleep is funny as hell.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:46:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 9:47:41 AM EDT by macman37]
interesting

Edit: So is the "Season 3" of Chappelle's Show that's coming out in January the few episodes they filmed for Season 3, or is it going to be a complete season?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:51:16 AM EDT
It's a buncha BS.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:52:25 AM EDT
ROLF... Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Oprah, Reverend Lewis, & Bill Cosby have the power to manipulate Visa on demand -- never mind that batch processing thingy....
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:56:44 AM EDT
I dunno, but it sounds like there is plausible motive, and some of the players involved have alot of power and a shortage of sanity. Interesting read, nonetheless.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:59:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:

Originally Posted By Max_Mike:
Note to self... buy Alcoa



Crazy




Google Farrahkan and Spaceship (or flying saucer)



Oh I know Farrakhan is extra crunchy... but the above conspiracy theory is just as crackpot.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 10:05:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

WOW

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 10:18:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 10:18:53 AM EDT by hardcorps1775]

On Tuesday, while watching an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show, Chappelle recalled being completely stunned when Winfrey turned to the camera in the middle of interviewing Tom Cruise and said "Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Niggars sketch on your show this week, I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again."

The image, allegedly taped by Winfrey, and transmitted to Chappelle's house under the direction of Robert L. Johnson who called in some favors with Chappelle's local affiliate station manager, terrified Chappelle.


aaahahahahahahhahahahahahaha c'mon, this is a mock conspiracy tribute to chappelle!!!

tin foil hats off, guys!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 10:20:45 AM EDT
Ŵhi†e Power!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 10:29:20 AM EDT
Further thoughts: You know what my impression of the show was? That America has come far enough with race relations that someone could come along and make jokes like the blind black guy in the KKK or the Racial Draft... Or the slave reparations bits and it was OK to do that... IF this "dark crusader" thing is true, it sucks because it means that you can lampoon whites but don't mess with blacks. Even if you are black.

I enjoyed the heck out of the Rick James and Wayne Brady bits too... Funny is funny.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 10:30:42 AM EDT
Dave Chappelle got to quit smoking the bud
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 10:40:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Followthehollow:
the black illuminati is after Dave



My thoughts EXACTLY!!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 10:51:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Followthehollow: the black illuminati is after Dave
They have those now? Do they hire lighter skinned henchmen?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 10:55:29 AM EDT
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch!!!

One of my favorite skits. Especially when he starts singing to the cop in the street and then snaps his neck.....too funny.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 11:02:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 11:11:06 AM EDT
Plausable.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 11:18:19 AM EDT
interesting,
I didn't even know he was a Muslim.

[tinfoil] probably at a terrorist training camp right now [/tinfoil]
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 11:56:07 AM EDT
That was a complete waste of time......and I only read half.

Complete and utter BS.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 12:03:34 PM EDT
If anything it was entertaining/funny.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 12:20:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tweak:

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:
I believe Farrakhan was behind Malcolm X's assassination.



who else would it have been?



The same people who were behind JFK, MLK Jr., and the attempts on Eldridge Cleaver.


The Kennedy's discovered that by uniting the 3 major black political coalitions under their Democratic Machine, they could be granted aristocracy status in the USA by pandering to the interests of the coalition.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:20:38 PM EDT
Makes me wonder why they just wouldn't have had him wacked. Seems like a lot of trouble. I have to call BS also.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:28:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Grivo_Mak:
I never did trust Bill Cosby. His Cosby Kids were a sleeper cell.

One of them was even heard in a secret FBI tape making reference to burglarizing the Vatican.

"We'sba gonba robs the popesba."




Bart: Rustlin and stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinky!!!

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:33:54 PM EDT
T for later
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:38:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BenDover:
ROLF... Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Oprah, Reverend Lewis, & Bill Cosby have the power to manipulate Visa on demand -- never mind that batch processing thingy....



ever call for customer service? ever note the ethniticity of the person on the phone. wouldn't be that hard to pull off especially if you built your network right.

lets say you are running a religion. You help someone in the nieghborhood out. you help them get a good job at say amex. you have a well organized database of your parishiners. how hard would it be to type in "AMEX" and find out who you have at AMEX. you give amex a call and ask for their extension. call goes like this:

"Latishia this is Marvin from NOI. I need you to pull up Dave Chappelles account."

"Ohhh ok but i could get in trouble..."

"Bitch we got you that job and gave you a place to stay when Ron ran out you just do as i say"

"Ok i have his account here"

"Suspend his account till I tell you. should be about 5 minutes"

5 minutes passes

"Latishia re activate his account"

Thats not impossiable. there is some really good contact management software out there. all you'd need is a server, vpn access, a wireless card for a laptop and a cellphone.
I've done computer work for churches. Some are very hi tech with great contact management capablities.

is it likely no. is it possable? yes.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 8:43:51 PM EDT
It was believable up until this....


On Tuesday, while watching an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show, Chappelle recalled being completely stunned when Winfrey turned to the camera in the middle of interviewing Tom Cruise and said "Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Niggars sketch on your show this week, I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again."


Link Posted: 12/27/2005 10:21:06 PM EDT
I was just watching "Eddie Murphy Raw", and he said Cosby called him up and told him he didn't like the language Murphy used in his act. Apparently Cosby DOES have some interest in the subject matter of comedians. Chapelle was funnier than Cosby could ever dream to be. Its a pitty something happenned to shut down his show.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:19:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:
I was just watching "Eddie Murphy Raw", and he said Cosby called him up and told him he didn't like the language Murphy used in his act. Apparently Cosby DOES have some interest in the subject matter of comedians. Chapelle was funnier than Cosby could ever dream to be. Its a pitty something happenned to shut down his show.



I logged on to post this same thing. When Eddie Murphy told that story it really gave me pause. Maybe some of this story is valid. Certainly not all but maybe some. Perhaps this same group set Eddie up with that shemale prostitute years ago. mmmm
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 10:11:39 AM EDT
bullshit. I couldn't even see Bill Cosby associating with Farrakahn(sp?), Sharpton or Jackson. Cosby says he wants the black race to let go of all their racist views and the other three's careers are based upon the black community's racism toward whites.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 1:00:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 1:01:14 PM EDT by magnum_99]

Originally Posted By BenDover:
ROLF... Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Oprah, Reverend Lewis, & Bill Cosby have the power to manipulate Visa on demand -- never mind that batch processing thingy....




Nobody said they manipulated VISA.

In every restaurant I've ever been in, the waiter takes the card and disappears with it, then comes back with it run through the machine.

All they'd have to do it get to the waiter, and have him tell Chappelle that the card wouldn't clear, then that it would.

Simple.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 2:57:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 52brandon:
bullshit. I couldn't even see Bill Cosby associating with Farrakahn(sp?), Sharpton or Jackson. Cosby says he wants the black race to let go of all their racist views and the other three's careers are based upon the black community's racism toward whites.



I can see Cosby and Oprah associating.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 3:08:45 PM EDT
Damn, yet again, another brutha being held down by the black establishment.

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