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Posted: 12/19/2005 6:21:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 6:44:27 AM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
OK, Doc. I don't think the bullet punched a lung, I ought to be OK there, the other bullet in my arm hurts like hell, but I can still use it. The cut on my face is minor, but the stab wound in my leg is bleeding like a stuck pig. Better quick clot it fast. Damn!

left my K-bar in the ribs of a fat guy, my bayonet busted off in someone else, and I'm out of ammo.

Just patch me up, Doc, and help me to my feet so I can get to the register and pay for this Furby doll and get it home. God my head hurts from that fat lady's handbag!

Thanks, Doc.


Oh, and Doc? Touch that Furby and I'll cut your throat.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:22:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 6:23:22 AM EDT by notso]
Umm,

ETA-- I cant wait to hear the back story on this...
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:23:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:23:32 AM EDT
What the hell?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:25:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:28:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By u352:

Last minute shopping commando, eh?



Much truth to the mentioned above.

vmax84
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:32:41 AM EDT
Thank god the wife does all the shopping, sounds sorta dangerous.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:06:14 PM EDT
see if the night crew is as sarcastic as I am.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:09:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
OK, Doc. I don't think the bullet punched a lung, I ought to be OK there, the other bullet in my arm hurts like hell, but I can still use it. The cut on my face is minor, but the stab wound in my leg is bleeding like a stuck pig. Better quick clot it fast. Damn!

left my K-bar in the ribs of a fat guy, my bayonet busted off in someone else, and I'm out of ammo.

Just patch me up, Doc, and help me to my feet so I can get to the register and pay for this Furby doll and get it home. God my head hurts from that fat lady's handbag!

Thanks, Doc.


Oh, and Doc? Touch that Furby and I'll cut your throat.



note to self: buy ammo first when out shopping for gifts.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:23:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 5:23:52 PM EDT by SoCalJBT]

Originally Posted By piccolo:
... Furby ...



Welcome to ... how many years ago was that? But I remember searching high and low for one.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:29:23 PM EDT
So the egg nog is pretty powerful this year, I take it.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:29:39 PM EDT
Just a flesh wound, get back in the fight jarhead.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:35:39 PM EDT
A Furby...................







*snickers*



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Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:39:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 5:40:38 PM EDT by GUNGUY1911]
I thank god that my local mall has TWO alcoholic beverage stations! Shop til you drink, drink til you shop, repeat until the Christmas list is finished or your wallet empty!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:58:07 PM EDT
Furbee Berserker Mode
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:07:57 PM EDT
Prior Air Force------------>shop online.

Work smarter, not harder!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:11:17 PM EDT
You left the body armor at home. You should have known better. No sympathy here, you're a limping dead man.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:11:24 PM EDT
I can't belive I buzzzed to this post.

As a medic, I say:

Fuck off. suck a dick and, drive on.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:45:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
I thank god that my local mall has TWO alcoholic beverage stations! Shop til you drink, drink til you shop, repeat until the Christmas list is finished or your wallet empty!





WHERE do you shop?????!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:47:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:
I can't belive I buzzzed to this post.

As a medic, I say:

Fuck off. suck a dick and, drive on.





Doc, there's probably enough pathos in your life. Let a little (sick) humor in.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:48:08 PM EDT





I think there is a story on Foxnews about this happening at Walmart.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:50:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
I thank god that my local mall has TWO alcoholic beverage stations! Shop til you drink, drink til you shop, repeat until the Christmas list is finished or your wallet empty!





WHERE do you shop?????!!!!!!!



Must be Wal-Mart in NM
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:57:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:



Oh, and Doc? Touch that Furby and I'll cut your throat.



WTF is a Furby?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:01:57 PM EDT
Hahahaha......

Thats was a good laugh.

But in a way its the truth.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:08:28 PM EDT
Next time go, let me know. I'll provide covering fire while you go for the Ipods.
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