A reliable source in south Florida reports that President George Bush has dispatched Vice Pres. Dick Cheny to Iraq where he is to stay until the end of the Gulf War.

Cheny appeared in iraq and surprised the war machine that was in-country by his presence.  An non-commissioned officer, who wished to remain nameless, said that he has been attached to the V.P.'s protective unit and that the plan is for Cheny to stay in Iraq until Bush determines that the U.S. will withdraw from the country.

Our source reports that Cheny was overheard to state: "Bush made a mess of his statement to the American people but I plan to remain here in Iraq until the axis of evil is destroyed.  You can call me a chickensh%*&t if I bug-out before the war's end".

President Bush was not available for comment on whether Cheny is a chickensh%*&t or whether he will stay in Bagdad.

Fuck... that means shit will done over there and this country will fall apart...

       

Sounds like BS to me.  First a member attached to Cheny's is leaking classified info that directly endangers the person he is supposed to protect?  Come on.  Second, it doesn't matter how bad Bush messes up you will never her Cheny say "Bush made a mess and I'm going to clean it up".

BS.

Like every other story you post from "South Florida".

Why aren't you banned yet?

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Knock it off with the bullshit please

lawdog: I personally don't think so, someone is probably pulling your leg.  Cheney is a politician not a general or someone that is really essential, his place is in the CONTUS, otherwise we will have another Johnson style micro-managing a war from the White House.

Come on guys!!!    All posts that start with "RUMOR MILL" are meant as satire... fiction... made up stuff to express my comedic creativity (whether or not I have any is up for debate); however, please... do not take this stuff seriously!!!

It is meant for entertainment-value only.  If you don't think the stuff is funny... well then... you might be an asshat.


Lawdog

Quoted: Come on guys!!!    All posts that start with "RUMOR MILL" are meant as satire... fiction... made up stuff to express my comedic creativity (whether or not I have any is up for debate); however, please... do not take this stuff seriously!!! It is meant for entertainment-value only.  If you don't think the stuff is funny... well then... you might be an asshat. Lawdog

You're no Neutral Observer.

Quoted: Come on guys!!!    All posts that start with "RUMOR MILL" are meant as satire... fiction... made up stuff to express my comedic creativity (whether or not I have any is up for debate); however, please... do not take this stuff seriously!!! It is meant for entertainment-value only.  If you don't think the stuff is funny... well then... you might be an asshat. Lawdog

You got a 3.8 in CJ, not satire.

You got a 3.8 in CJ, not satire.


That is correct, although I did ace Shakespeare's Comedys (as well as Tragedy's and History's); therefore, I know funny when I see it.

lawdog

Quoted: Quoted: Come on guys!!!    All posts that start with "RUMOR MILL" are meant as satire... fiction... made up stuff to express my comedic creativity (whether or not I have any is up for debate); however, please... do not take this stuff seriously!!! It is meant for entertainment-value only.  If you don't think the stuff is funny... well then... you might be an asshat. Lawdog You're no Neutral Observer.

The Onion does it better and is more funny.

He's just an annoying spammer.

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[du] No exit stratgey eh?[/DU]

Considering Cheney has already left and is in Pakistan you receive a 0/10 for effort.

Quoted: Quoted: Come on guys!!!    All posts that start with "RUMOR MILL" are meant as satire... fiction... made up stuff to express my comedic creativity (whether or not I have any is up for debate); however, please... do not take this stuff seriously!!! It is meant for entertainment-value only.  If you don't think the stuff is funny... well then... you might be an asshat. Lawdog You're no Neutral Observer.

No shit....  JB69 misses The Neutral Observer  

Quoted: If you don't think the stuff is funny... well then... you might be an asshat. Lawdog

Actually, if you don't think the stuff is funny you might have good taste.  

That just don't go around here.. Savvy Lawdog?