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Posted: 12/18/2005 9:00:09 PM EDT
I called up comcast and told them to give me every channel they got and a DVR in each room. My wish was granted yesterday morning. I've got like eleventybillion premium movie channels but no 'hardcore' porn channels (I don't count the late night Cinemax or Showtime porn even though they have nudity and sex - it's not 'X' rated). The only way I can get porn is 'On Demand' and there's no way I'm going to pay all that money each time I want to watch one show - fughetaboutit. Anyway, since my condo already subscribes to basic cable, I got everything else for only $70 a month. I would have gotten sattelite but my condo faces North and I need a South/Southwest exposure for satelite. I'm DVRing everything in sight on every TV.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:01:56 PM EDT
We got the playboy channel as a subscrition option at Knology where I work. I sell it sometimes, I get comoission on it.

How much you paying I send ya CDs full of porn for computer, or can get them made for the DVD player too
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:08:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/18/2005 9:09:04 PM EDT by chips]
did you know that the internet isn't just for posting on arfcom, but it can also be used to look up more harcore porn then you'll ever be able to view in your entire life - for free?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:09:56 PM EDT
I remember the good ol' days whe you could just call up 'Joe the Cable Guy' and he'd deliver a cable box to you that got EVERY CHANNEL in the universe (not that I ever did that). What ever happened to those days? I know people do it with satelite but can the do it with digital cable still?

I'M NOT ASKING HOW TO GET ILLEGAL CABLE. I'M ONLY WONDERING IF IT'S STILL POSSIBLE TO DO IT WITH DIGITAL CABLE? DO NOT POST ANY ILLEGAL SUGGESTIONS HERE PLEASE. (feel free to IM me though )
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:11:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By niceguymr:
I remember the good ol' days whe you could just call up 'Joe the Cable Guy' and he'd deliver a cable box to you that got EVERY CHANNEL in the universe (not that I ever did that). What ever happened to those days? I know people do it with satelite but can the do it with digital cable still?

I'M NOT ASKING HOW TO GET ILLEGAL CABLE. I'M ONLY WONDERING IF IT'S STILL POSSIBLE TO DO IT WITH DIGITAL CABLE? DO NOT POST ANY ILLEGAL SUGGESTIONS HERE PLEASE. (feel free to IM me though )




Its more of what its set to decode, Im sure ot can be done, but I can just drag over the option that doesnt charge you instead of the one that does.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:12:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By chips:
did you know that the internet isn't just for posting on arfcom, but it can also be used to look up more harcore porn then you'll ever be able to view in your entire life - for free?



I know, I know, but there's nothing better than having 24 hours / day porn on TV with different channels. I used to have that at one time. I don't like to watch porn on the PC. I'd rather watch it in bed with my woman. You can buy awesome porn videos on Ebay for like $5 a (cum)shot.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:13:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/18/2005 9:19:53 PM EDT by chips]

Originally Posted By niceguymr:
I remember the good ol' days whe you could just call up 'Joe the Cable Guy' and he'd deliver a cable box to you that got EVERY CHANNEL in the universe (not that I ever did that). What ever happened to those days? I know people do it with satelite but can the do it with digital cable still?

I'M NOT ASKING HOW TO GET ILLEGAL CABLE. I'M ONLY WONDERING IF IT'S STILL POSSIBLE TO DO IT WITH DIGITAL CABLE? DO NOT POST ANY ILLEGAL SUGGESTIONS HERE PLEASE. (feel free to IM me though )

supposidly there's a place where you can get a card for your reciever that unlocks all the chanels for you - even pay per view. my brother was telling me about it a couple years ago. i think he said the company was based in canada. lemme hop on google ans see what i can find...


ETA: i can't seem to find anything on google. i'll ask my brother about it next time i see him.


ETA#2: fuck it.

msnbc.msn.com/id/3078496/

www.ecommercetimes.com/story/3983.html

Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:17:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By chips:
ETA: i can't seem to find anything on google. i'll ask my brother about it next time i see him.



cool.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:20:56 PM EDT
edited my earlier post... i wouldn't try it

good luck getting your porn channels.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:22:39 PM EDT
Make sure for them to get your PPV limit raised, nothing like going to order your porno and your over the $100 a month limit.

Then again I seen people burn up the $300 limit
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:27:27 PM EDT
Screw porn channels, bittorrent the movies
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:28:43 PM EDT
If the cable compay is worth anything, nothing you do on your end will get you more channels without paying.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:30:00 PM EDT
Could it have something to do with the 'incedent' at last years award ceremony?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:37:45 PM EDT
When someone was an asshole and called in to order a porn at work Id order it wait 10 mins the reboot the box.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:42:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
If the cable compay is worth anything, nothing you do on your end will get you more channels without paying.



I'm buyint EVERYTHING THEY CAN OFFER ME. Thye don't offer me 24 hours porn, which thay have, but don't offer as a subsciption... Only ONDEMAND! Phoey!
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:44:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By niceguymr:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
If the cable compay is worth anything, nothing you do on your end will get you more channels without paying.



I'm buyint EVERYTHING THEY CAN OFFER ME. Thye don't offer me 24 hours porn, which thay have, but don't offer as a subsciption... Only ONDEMAND! Phoey!



They gotta make there money, and PPV/ONDEMAND/whatever makes alot of it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 11:02:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 2:01:17 AM EDT
Whatever happened to putting on a long overcoat and dark sunglasses, and renting a tape at the local video store?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 2:41:07 AM EDT
maybe I'm missing something here.

pay for porn???? what are you, a wierdo or something???
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:14:56 AM EDT
Dish Network lets you subscribe to porn channels for something like $25/month per channel
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:25:56 AM EDT
I'd call your Congressman!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:55:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:

Originally Posted By niceguymr:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
If the cable compay is worth anything, nothing you do on your end will get you more channels without paying.



I'm buyint EVERYTHING THEY CAN OFFER ME. Thye don't offer me 24 hours porn, which thay have, but don't offer as a subsciption... Only ONDEMAND! Phoey!



They gotta make there money, and PPV/ONDEMAND/whatever makes alot of it.



That's not why they don't offer it as a monthly subscription. It's because Comcast is playing into the whole 'decency standard' game, and they're offering those channels as PPV just to appease the viewers who desperately want those channels. They would actually make more money by letting people subscribe to them.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:57:39 AM EDT
All your Spank-a-Vision are belong to us.
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