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Posted: 12/17/2005 12:04:26 PM EDT
PETA was protesting near a large, expensive mall by my house. So I drove by with my brown leather shoe out the window for all to see. It was priceless to see their faces turn from joy when I honked to horror when they saw why I was honking. That is all.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:06:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:06:40 PM EDT
Strap a big ole buck across your hood and drive by.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:07:52 PM EDT
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:15:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:17:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:18:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:21:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nephilim:
Strap a big ole buck across your hood and drive by.



Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:21:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!



Fuck PETA wth a big rubber dick
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:29:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!



There is too great a risk of contracting HEp C from that crowd for me to even consider any form of intercourse with them.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:32:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!



There is too great a risk of contracting HEp C from that crowd for me to even consider any form of intercourse with them.

Man I was talkin about YOU fucking them, I'm staying away
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:32:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!



There is too great a risk of contracting HEp C from that crowd for me to even consider any form of intercourse with them.



Then you should tell them to go fuck themselves...
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:50:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By w4klr:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!



Fuck PETA wth a big rubber dick



...and then break it off and beat them with the rest of it.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:08:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By w4klr:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!



Fuck PETA wth a big PORCUPINE



Fixed
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:10:57 PM EDT
PETA chicks don't eat meat but they sure like the bone. RAH!
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:13:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
PETA chicks don't eat meat but they sure like the bone. RAH!



+1 - I know it's true. Crazy chicks f*ck more. =
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:16:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 9:16:47 PM EDT by brentwal]
You should have offered to buy each one of them a nice big juicy steak with all the trimming.

<­BR>

BLOODY RARE of course.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:16:52 PM EDT
I've always wanted to fling a couple of pounds of ground beef at a PETA protest....
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:18:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?



hahhah i love it
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:19:43 PM EDT
I always treat animals ethically.


Its just that my code of ethics says animals exist only to serve man.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:29:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
I've always wanted to fling a couple of pounds of ground beef at a PETA protest....



paintball gun + frozen meatballs?

I'd say use raw bloody meat, but it'd prolly jam up.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:30:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 9:32:16 PM EDT by zer04evr]
I was the buzzkill in a peta sponsored event once

in my loley unniversity i saw a sign that read "free hamburgers" now as all college students/bachelors know you never pass a free meal. so i walk up and sign up with a fake name and buddies phone number of course and listen to the individuals who eventually mention thier part of a peta anti meat group and want to ask us somethig before we get our burgers. of course normally i would have left but hell free food, i will never turn you down.

so they begin the tirade of meat this and man that and how the animals should all revolt and apprently live in harmony, whatever the hell that is. by this time im dying of hunger so i hear one say this will be the last thing they show, mind you that the group of 20 dwindled to about 4 afer the meat is murder campaign ran, they run the good old peta standby ; the slaughterhouse vid. ironiclly enough me being cuban have see countles pigs slaughtered for the cause of survival in my family.

so the vid ends and they begin to hand out the burgers, and needless to say the other 3 sitting down had lost thier appetites, while me on the other hand only got hungrier. wihtout skipping a beat i ate my burger and promptly asked them for thiers then afer finishing some of the smallest burgers ever i asked my animal lover for some more. i was promptly removed by the peta patrol and was banned from anymore of thier held protests.

god i love beign a gun loving animal killing redblooded cuban american

pissing off libs makes me happier than almost anyhting in the world

edited for terrible spelling 1:30 am = no typing skills
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:37:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zer04evr:
god i love beign a gun loving animal killing redblooded cuban american



You're a Cuban, or you're an American.

Nothing wrong with honoring your heritage.

Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:41:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
I've always wanted to fling a couple of pounds of ground beef at a PETA protest....



waste of good meat.

rancid meat on the other hand toss away
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:42:30 PM EDT
well im mostly cuban my mom was born in cuba and my dad in new your but his dad and mom were both cuban

but me i was born here and will never leave it
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:43:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NAM:

Originally Posted By zer04evr:
god i love beign a gun loving animal killing redblooded cuban american



You're a Cuban, or you're an American.

Nothing wrong with honoring your heritage.


Nam, what's up with your title? lol
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:43:50 PM EDT
We used to get protests outside a research lab where I used to work. It was at UMich. and the building where I worked housed most of the Lab animals on Campus. I would always spring for a nice steak sandwich and enjoy it out front so they could see me.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:57:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By w4klr:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!



Fuck a the hell out of a cute hippy PETA chick wth a big rubber dick and tell her it was a lambskin condom afterwards



fixed it best
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:01:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 10:02:45 PM EDT by NAM]

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Nam, what's up with your title? lol



The "shut up an color"?

well..was trying to think of a whitty saying to put in there, so i went with shut up and color.

Seems alot of whiney bitches around here need to shut up and color.

(i.e. acting like a bunch of kindergardeners. Shut up, pick up your crayon, and jsut keep coloring. No whining, bitching, pissing, moaning, etc.)

I think it's a military thing. My boss tells me to shut up and color, as i tell my subordinates.

for example:

Me: Work sucks. I wanna go shooting.
Boss: Shut up and color.

-end-

A.K.A "suck it up", shut up and do what you're told, etc.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:02:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NAM:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Nam, what's up with your title? lol



The "shut up an color"?

well..was trying to think of a whitty saying to put in there, so i went with shut up and color.

Seems alot of whiney bitches around here need to shut up and color.

(i.e. acting like a bunch of kindergardeners. Shut up, pick up your crayon, and jsut keep coloring. No whining, bitching, pissing, moaning, etc.)

I think it's a military thing. My boss tell me to shut up and color, as i tell my subordinates.

A.K.A "suck it up"

I like it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 4:49:20 AM EDT
You just need a peta tee shirt

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

And join the protest
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 4:50:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
I've always wanted to fling a couple of pounds of ground beef at a PETA protest....



PCU-style
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:08:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Currahee:

Originally Posted By w4klr:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By boltcatch:
Good for you.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!



Fuck a the hell out of a cute hippy PETA chick wth a big rubber dick and tell her it was a lambskin condom afterwards



fixed it best



Just shit myself laughing so hard
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:14:58 AM EDT
Bunch of tree huggin Hippie freaks those PETA folks are.

If you see one ask them if they eat Fish, then ask them why.

I have met a few of them and have found that they contradict their own words and beliefs left and right to the point where they just get mad and stomp away all angry.
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