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Posted: 12/17/2005 11:11:57 AM EDT
OK, some of you may remember this thread:

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=402817

Well, I can top it. This week we had a woman in the burn unit. 52 years old, her face was pretty burned up. I did my x-ray, and then asked the nurse about her. Seems she is on oxygen therapy, like the aforementioned guy in the thread above. She is a smoker. Apparently she just couldn't do without either - and couldn't wait for one to be done before engaging in the other. Lit up, while on her O2 - burned herself bad. The kicker?


This is the SECOND time she has done this!


Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:13:51 AM EDT
God is talking to her, but she ain't listening.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:13:55 AM EDT
Third times a charm.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:14:58 AM EDT


what a moron
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:15:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:19:14 AM EDT
that's bad.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:22:04 AM EDT
Had a guy a few years ago who was an alkie with a 2 pack a dy habit, which led him to some form of COPD, so he was on home O2 from a liquid O2 tank for several years.

You can really enrich the already combustible furniture in your house if you are on home O2... after all, polystyrene & polyeurethane foam is really just "puffy oil".

When the wife & daughter left to go shopping one afternoon, he got a good buzz going and fell asleep on the couch while smoking. They came home to find us saving their house.

We couldn't do the same for him.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:23:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
that's bad.



however....it's a sure way to rid one's self of unwanted facial hair!!!! I may try this....
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:26:30 AM EDT
Third times the charm Git-R-Done like playing dodge ball with a land mine.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:33:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Darwin is definitely playing with this idiot.



Unfortunately, by the age of 52 she has already spawned.......tsk, tsk, tsk
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:42:19 AM EDT
Unbelieveable.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:45:15 AM EDT
Find anything interesting wedged into someone's nose/ear/rectum lately?
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:46:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Find anything interesting wedged into someone's nose/ear/rectum lately?



Oh, God, don't EVEN get me started.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:50:09 AM EDT
Please, indulge us.


Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Find anything interesting wedged into someone's nose/ear/rectum lately?



Oh, God, don't EVEN get me started.

Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:51:58 AM EDT
Like when the stewardesses used to tell you to extinguish your cigarette before putting the emergency oxygen mask on.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:52:46 AM EDT
I think i read it on here, but i read a similar story where a guy was on o2 and tried to light his cig off the pilot light of the stove. Set off the o2 bottle, which set off the gas line to his house. He didnt make it.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:03:20 PM EDT
We use to have a regular patient who did the same thing. His hair was three different colors from the three cadavers that donated it to him.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:15:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 12:15:49 PM EDT by myitinaw]
riiing riiing.. hello. Darwin? Darwin who?

Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:16:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Find anything interesting wedged into someone's nose/ear/rectum lately?



Oh, God, don't EVEN get me started.



Tis the season for Christmas Bulb Disease.

Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:17:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Please, indulge us.




+1. Funny objects in da pooper never gets old.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:23:23 PM EDT
You know, if it wasn't for the obvious possibility of the government taking advantage of it, I'd say we should have a test that people have to take before they're allowed to have children.

It used to be, the stupid people would get kill themselves or do something causing someone or something else to do it for them. Now, they get to live on the dole. You don't have to be an idiot to be down on your luck. But only an idiot would have a dozen children when they can't even pay their own bills, and that's exactly what they do. Hear that sound? If you listen closely, you can hear the world's population getting stupider by the moment.
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