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Posted: 12/16/2005 7:44:57 PM EDT
Before I left from work today, My boss stops in and drops off a small bag on my desk. She says this is a little something for all the hard work you have done this year.. I open it....

Is a bottle of this.....






w00t!!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:46:25 PM EDT
how should you take that?


well I'd reccomend against in the ass.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:46:40 PM EDT
She has good taste but is letting you know there is room for improvement, Had it been Gentleman Jack or Drambuie than you could have been all happy.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:46:54 PM EDT
How should you take it? Shot by shot, and don't even think about mixing it with Coke.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:47:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
how should you take that?


well I'd reccomend against in the ass.




I dont know with a little lube and a kiss for you it might be ok!!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:48:56 PM EDT
A bottle of w00t. Nice. Good work.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:52:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 7:53:17 PM EDT by lippo]

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
how should you take that?


well I'd reccomend against in the ass.




Sounds like you are a man of experience.



Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:59:51 PM EDT
Plain, in a shot glass.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:09:22 PM EDT
You should take it to the freezer and then after a couple of hours take it one shot at at time.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:13:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By migradog:
Plain, in a shot glass.



Get it cold add some ice cubes in a high ball glass and have yourself a ball.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:27:27 PM EDT
It screams "I stopped at 7-11 to get you a gift."
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:33:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 8:33:56 PM EDT by QuantumPion]

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
how should you take that?


well I'd reccomend against in the ass.





jack daniel's old time no. 7 suppository!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:36:15 PM EDT
Well Damn, Good boss to have!!!!


Now, are you a Tennessee Squire?
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:39:34 PM EDT
She knows you might be her boss in a few years and she's sucking up.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:42:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Well Damn, Good boss to have!!!!


Now, are you a Tennessee Squire?



Translate for us NorthWestern folks?
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:42:54 PM EDT
take it on the rocks
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:43:23 PM EDT
if she thinks you are a drunk, treat her like a drunk
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:50:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rogue007:
if she thinks you are a drunk, treat her like a drunk



Every one in the dept got a bottle!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:51:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By rogue007:
if she thinks you are a drunk, treat her like a drunk



Every one in the dept got a bottle!

How many people?
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 8:57:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By rogue007:
if she thinks you are a drunk, treat her like a drunk



Every one in the dept got a bottle!

How many people?



9! Some got te-killya, some got beer,Some got Jack!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 9:00:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By rogue007:
if she thinks you are a drunk, treat her like a drunk



Every one in the dept got a bottle!

How many people?



9! Some got te-killya, some got beer,Some got Jack!

Man I thought that said 91. I was gonna say, that's a lotta hooch.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 9:01:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By rogue007:
if she thinks you are a drunk, treat her like a drunk



Every one in the dept got a bottle!

How many people?



9! Some got te-killya, some got beer,Some got Jack!

Man I thought that said 91. I was gonna say, that's a lotta hooch.



No man its 87!!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 9:06:47 PM EDT
Booze and jalapeno chips. You're going to have to file an environmental impact report next time you take a shit.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 9:09:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By photokirk:
Booze and jalapeno chips. You're going to have to file an environmental impact report next time you take a shit.



Shit what shit... Damn pain meds plugged me up... But this is a different story.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 9:14:36 PM EDT
Sounds like it will be one hell of an office christmas party.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 9:16:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By photokirk:
Booze and jalapeno chips. You're going to have to file an environmental impact report next time you take a shit.



Shit what shit... Damn pain meds plugged me up... But this is a different story.



Now I know to get you a bucket of prunes for Christmas.

You can use the "back" bathroom at the gathering.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 9:18:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By photokirk:
Booze and jalapeno chips. You're going to have to file an environmental impact report next time you take a shit.



Shit what shit... Damn pain meds plugged me up... But this is a different story.



Hooch and pain meds.... that will make for an interesting night.... or emergency room visit.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 9:20:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:



Now, are you a Tennessee Squire?



Translate for us NorthWestern folks?




Kind of like being a Jack Daniels Card Holder
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 9:24:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glockguy40:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By photokirk:
Booze and jalapeno chips. You're going to have to file an environmental impact report next time you take a shit.



Shit what shit... Damn pain meds plugged me up... But this is a different story.



Hooch and pain meds.... that will make for an interesting night.... or emergency room visit.



No pain meds tonight I'm drinking.. We don't need another embarrassing post like one member did.
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