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Posted: 12/16/2005 2:57:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 2:58:31 PM EDT by thompsondd]
.......and, damnit, toliet paper is one of those things!!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 2:58:53 PM EDT
are you fucking kidding me?

get the scott 1000 sheet rolls, cheaper and much more cost effective than that foofy fluffy 123 ply crap that women and queers want for their "sensitive hineys"

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:00:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
are you fucking kidding me?

get the scott 1000 sheet rolls, cheaper and much more cost effective than that foofy fluffy 123 ply crap that women and queers want for their "sensitive hineys"




Ut oh..........

No, I'm not kidding. You want to wipe with 300 grit sandpaper, go right ahead.

Looks like we may need a poll.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:01:58 PM EDT
Charmin...ONLY!


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:02:30 PM EDT
Concur with the poll.

I love the soft stuff but it does not collect the poop as well as the medium grit stuff.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:03:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sslocal:
Concur with the poll.

I love the soft stuff but it does not collect the poop as well as the medium grit stuff.



Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:03:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 3:04:51 PM EDT by HELOBRAVO]
Whiskey, ketchup, and fishsticks....TP is way down on the list.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:04:50 PM EDT
Poll added.

Poll is inquiring about your non-SHTF / non Zombie attack everyday pooing pleasure.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:05:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
are you fucking kidding me?

get the scott 1000 sheet rolls, cheaper and much more cost effective than that foofy fluffy 123 ply crap that women and queers want for their "sensitive hineys"




Or those with broken in calloused rear ends.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:06:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 3:07:58 PM EDT by Red_Beard]
Quality one ply is the best asswipe you can buy.

www.weaponforums.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=414871&page=1


Here's the problem with two ply, and why it is inferior.

The layers are thinner.


Suppose you take a hunk of one ply and fold it over to a decent thickness. You might have say three layers. So three of the one ply thicknesses.

Now take two play and fold up enough to get to the same thickness as your first wad. You'll have more layers because of the thin double plys of each square. The thin plys are easier to break and poke through, so you gain nothing. Same thickness of wad, but yours is way easier to poke through.

In both cases you have just one surface to rub with. The two ply just breaks quicker and ends up crumbling into dingle berries in your ass hairs. The thick one ply layers hold to gether better. So just get a good oneply that has a decent surface and you'll be better off.




Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:06:59 PM EDT
Real men have two options for toilet paper:

and
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:07:00 PM EDT
High grade TP, nothing beats it.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:07:50 PM EDT
Yes. That rough as sandpaper single ply stuff works for me.

And I buy the cheapest 2 ply stuff for home.

Can't stand that soft, thick stuff.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:09:00 PM EDT
Angel Soft.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:11:01 PM EDT
Right now man, whatever is cheapest.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:14:23 PM EDT
LOL!

I knew this thread was about TP before I even clicked on it!

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:17:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sslocal:
Concur with the poll.

I love the soft stuff but it does not collect the poop as well as the medium grit stuff.




That sums it up.

If I give birth to a food baby, last thing I want to do is sit around wiping my ass for days on end with toilet paper that is like velvet.

Hell, give me a roll of those paper shop towels instead so that I can be done sometime this century and be on my way.

Further, I sometimes wonder about those european twits who have become so used to the bidet ass washers. What do they do when they go some place without a ass doucher? Cry and complain that the toilet paper hurts their poor sensitive hieney?

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:18:26 PM EDT
I stick with the good stuff. I'm not interested in a break through in toilet paper.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:23:53 PM EDT
Costco baby wipes #1
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