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Posted: 12/15/2005 4:51:51 PM EDT
there has to be some crazy fucker out there making a frankenstein or doing head transplants or some shit like that.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:52:46 PM EDT
They're doing faces in France.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:57:38 PM EDT
I believe there is a Doctor White, who has been experimenting with ape heads, keeping them alive for some time after they have been removed from their bodies.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:00:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 5:02:43 PM EDT by Alien]
The Germans and Japanese did a lot of weird and sick shit to their prisoners during WW2. A buddy of mine told me about a video that russian scientists made with a dead dog's head, bringing the head back to life, and it looking all around the room...
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:01:41 PM EDT
Regarding Dr White:

There are rumors that the French experimented on the Vietnamese during the late 50's.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:02:26 PM EDT
Of course not.

All scientific research is completely above board and ethical. And, of course, in full compliance with the law.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:10:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:11:30 PM EDT
I am a scientist, and I'm pretty pissed.

Does that count?
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:12:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:45:42 PM EDT
Mad Scientists?!!

Who's calling us mad now? Prolly loosers.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:11:06 PM EDT

Sanity has an inverse relationship with years in grad school.

The fact that I'll probably earn a Ph.D. one day is testament to the fact that my sanity has been drastically impacted by my M.S. and Grad Cert. programs.

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:05:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 4:13:21 AM EDT by KC-130 FLT ENG]

1887 -- French scientists attach the heads of executed prisoners fresh from the guillotine onto the bodies of large dogs. The heads do not respond

Why do I find that to be funny????

Makes me wonder too....If a dog head was transplanted on me, would I want to sniff butts and hump legs?

Would I only want to do it "Doggy Style"?

Would I piss on the perimeter of my yard, chew up stuff?

Lick my own balls...well, I can dream....

These are issues that need to be considered.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:12:20 AM EDT
How can I help you?

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:33:20 AM EDT

Gentlemen, behold!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:45:18 AM EDT
Well, I get mad when I phuck up an experiment. Does that count?
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:59:39 AM EDT
Someone has or will clone a human. Probably on some island where there are no laws against it.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:03:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By chooper:

Gentlemen, behold!

somewhere on the Jersey shore...
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:04:43 AM EDT
There's a documentary about them: Re-Animator.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:07:43 AM EDT
Actually, I believe that there is a mad scientist posting on this board. He is obsessed with manufacturing extremely violent firearms that are likely to detach your retinas (remember that we had to convince him to comp the SOB), zombies and posting random comments on gun boards under the name of Imbr....

Too late!

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 1:20:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:29:30 PM EDT
Pinky: "What are we going to do tomorrow, Brain?"

Brain: "Same thing we do every day, Pinky - try to take over the world!"
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