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Posted: 12/15/2005 1:31:33 PM EDT
Ok, I don't really know where she is now, nor do I care.

She really does have some crazy ass eyes!


Jennifer Wilbanks, the so-called Runaway Bride pleaded no contest to a felony count of making false statements about her supposed late-April 2005 abduction on the eve of her overblown Georgia nuptials. Wilbanks, pictured below in a Gwinnett County Sheriff's Office mug shot, was sentenced to 120 hours of community service and placed on probation for two years. While the Wilbanks saga will eventually fade from the public's memory, we'll always have her loony statement to cops when she finally surfaced in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/wilbanksmug1.html
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:33:11 PM EDT
[#1]
IBMCHA [In before Merrell changes his avatar]
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:37:46 PM EDT
[#2]
I'd hit it!
With Pepper Spray!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:39:33 PM EDT
[#3]
She's kinda cute.  All the psycho ones are though...
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:40:31 PM EDT
[#4]
It's been a while since we have heard anything about her  and we would like to keep it that way.

She lives/lived about 5 miles from where I work.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 2:50:51 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
She's kinda cute.  All the psycho ones are though...




Yeah...   you know what else they say about the psycho ones....



I bet she makes great 'gak gurk' noises.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:24:03 PM EDT
[#6]
Who is that crazy lady, looks like a deer in headlights.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:28:36 PM EDT
[#7]
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:26:58 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:29:26 PM EDT
[#9]
I'd hit it



With a 2x4
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:30:57 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.



Oh yeah. Me too. But I'm first!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:32:20 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.



Oh yeah. Me too. But I'm first!



From the look on her face it appears she read this!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:32:23 PM EDT
[#12]
looks as if shes been goosed.

MLW>"<
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:34:30 PM EDT
[#13]
looks like she just saw a guy that is very well hung.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:36:27 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.



Oh yeah. Me too. But I'm first!



From the look on her face it appears she read this!



Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:50:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Mmm. She looks crazier than the girl next door, all girl school, and preacher's daughter combined.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:54:10 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.



Oh yeah. Me too. But I'm first!



50 cents says she's a freak in the sheets!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:54:18 PM EDT
[#17]
she kinda looks like Nancy Pelosi with those bug-eyes, maybe a younger version anyway.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:56:50 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
50 cents says she's a freak in the sheets!



Oh crap, did Fiddy do her too?

I'm out!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:58:34 PM EDT
[#19]
So did she go on a sex binge or something in vegas and used a sexual assault story to try and cover it up or what?
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:10:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Who couldn't be head over heels for America's Sweetheart™?



Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:14:49 PM EDT
[#21]
Wonder if that dumbass still plans on marrying her?
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:20:08 PM EDT
[#22]
it's GOT to be Meth.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:21:05 PM EDT
[#23]
she had to do community service...lots of it. they devided the cost of the search by minumum wage and came up with lots and lots of hours. i saw her mowing grass in lawrenceville GA, a friend saw her washing cop cars one day. last i heard she was fired from her job as a nurse.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:44:48 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
She's kinda cute.  All the psycho ones are though...


IIRC she had a nice rack..
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:54:31 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
she had to do community service...lots of it. they devided the cost of the search by minumum wage and came up with lots and lots of hours. i saw her mowing grass in lawrenceville GA, a friend saw her washing cop cars one day. last i heard she was fired from her job as a nurse.



"Runaway Nurse".... hmmmmm


Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:57:59 AM EDT
[#26]
ever notice no matter where you are in the room the eyes follow you    scary    
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:55:24 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Wonder if that dumbass still plans on marrying her?



He stated publicly that he still wants to marry her.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:56:34 AM EDT
[#28]
See if you can find her in this picture:

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 11:22:26 AM EDT
[#29]
She has crazy eyes. *shudder*
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 11:35:19 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wonder if that dumbass still plans on marrying her?



He stated publicly that he still wants to marry her.



My competition is most tenacious...



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