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Posted: 12/15/2005 1:31:33 PM EDT
Ok, I don't really know where she is now, nor do I care.

She really does have some crazy ass eyes!


Jennifer Wilbanks, the so-called Runaway Bride pleaded no contest to a felony count of making false statements about her supposed late-April 2005 abduction on the eve of her overblown Georgia nuptials. Wilbanks, pictured below in a Gwinnett County Sheriff's Office mug shot, was sentenced to 120 hours of community service and placed on probation for two years. While the Wilbanks saga will eventually fade from the public's memory, we'll always have her loony statement to cops when she finally surfaced in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/wilbanksmug1.html
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:33:11 PM EDT
IBMCHA [In before Merrell changes his avatar]
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:37:46 PM EDT
I'd hit it!



With Pepper Spray!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:39:33 PM EDT
She's kinda cute. All the psycho ones are though...
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:40:31 PM EDT
It's been a while since we have heard anything about her and we would like to keep it that way.

She lives/lived about 5 miles from where I work.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 2:50:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
She's kinda cute. All the psycho ones are though...




Yeah... you know what else they say about the psycho ones....



I bet she makes great 'gak gurk' noises.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:24:03 PM EDT
Who is that crazy lady, looks like a deer in headlights.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:28:36 PM EDT
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:26:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:29:26 PM EDT
I'd hit it



With a 2x4
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:30:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.



Oh yeah. Me too. But I'm first!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:32:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By operatorerror:

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.



Oh yeah. Me too. But I'm first!



From the look on her face it appears she read this!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:32:23 PM EDT
looks as if shes been goosed.

MLW>"<
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:34:30 PM EDT
looks like she just saw a guy that is very well hung.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:36:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By operatorerror:

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.



Oh yeah. Me too. But I'm first!



From the look on her face it appears she read this!



Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:50:47 PM EDT
Mmm. She looks crazier than the girl next door, all girl school, and preacher's daughter combined.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:54:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By operatorerror:

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I'd do her.

Seriously, I would.



Yeah I would too.



Oh yeah. Me too. But I'm first!



50 cents says she's a freak in the sheets!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:54:18 PM EDT
she kinda looks like Nancy Pelosi with those bug-eyes, maybe a younger version anyway.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:56:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By P806:
50 cents says she's a freak in the sheets!



Oh crap, did Fiddy do her too?

I'm out!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:58:34 PM EDT
So did she go on a sex binge or something in vegas and used a sexual assault story to try and cover it up or what?
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:10:59 PM EDT
Who couldn't be head over heels for America's Sweetheart™?



Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:14:49 PM EDT
Wonder if that dumbass still plans on marrying her?
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:20:08 PM EDT
it's GOT to be Meth.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:21:05 PM EDT
she had to do community service...lots of it. they devided the cost of the search by minumum wage and came up with lots and lots of hours. i saw her mowing grass in lawrenceville GA, a friend saw her washing cop cars one day. last i heard she was fired from her job as a nurse.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:44:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
She's kinda cute. All the psycho ones are though...


IIRC she had a nice rack..
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:54:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
she had to do community service...lots of it. they devided the cost of the search by minumum wage and came up with lots and lots of hours. i saw her mowing grass in lawrenceville GA, a friend saw her washing cop cars one day. last i heard she was fired from her job as a nurse.



"Runaway Nurse".... hmmmmm


Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:57:59 AM EDT
ever notice no matter where you are in the room the eyes follow you scary
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:55:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GreyGhost:
Wonder if that dumbass still plans on marrying her?



He stated publicly that he still wants to marry her.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:56:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 10:57:22 AM EDT by mcnielsen]
See if you can find her in this picture:

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 11:22:26 AM EDT
She has crazy eyes. *shudder*
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 11:35:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LARRYG:

Originally Posted By GreyGhost:
Wonder if that dumbass still plans on marrying her?



He stated publicly that he still wants to marry her.



My competition is most tenacious...



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