Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Posted: 12/15/2005 10:37:39 AM EDT
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing
each other, we both took cover in the ditches alongside the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk.. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!

He retaliated by saying "Oh Yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton."

"We were standing there in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:49:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60: "We were standing there in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:52:32 AM EDT
Dupe, 'cept the last one involved a Canuck soldier, a Taliban, Osama bin Laden and Paul Martin. Still funny tho.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:54:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60:
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing
each other, we both took cover in the ditches alongside the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk.. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!

He retaliated by saying "Oh Yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton."

"We were standing there in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:16:39 PM EDT
lol, good one...
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:30:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By METT-T:
Dupe, 'cept the last one involved a Canuck soldier, a Taliban, Osama bin Laden and Paul Martin. Still funny tho.



and the first one was Lyndon Johnson and Ho Chi Minh (well, it's the earliest that I know about).

VERY old joke.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:31:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By david_g17:

Originally Posted By METT-T:
Dupe, 'cept the last one involved a Canuck soldier, a Taliban, Osama bin Laden and Paul Martin. Still funny tho.



and the first one was Lyndon Johnson and Ho Chi Minh (well, it's the earliest that I know about).

VERY old joke.

Yep, this joke goes all the way back to Nam.
Top Top