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Posted: 12/15/2005 6:44:54 AM EDT
I found that out today from a co-worker. Some other jems...

"Mature whitetail bucks are about 450 lbs on the hoof, at least where I come from"

"My potato gun has shot a golfball thru a 8" diameter LIVE tree"

"I had my 93 Ford pickup going 120mph thru a picked corn field chasing a coyote"

"I prefer the 22-250 over the .308 because the 250 has only 6" of drop at 600 yds"



I must admit that I do "bait" him into telling these stories as I sometimes need a good laugh during the day.

What's even more sad is that this idiot has reproduced with an even bigger loser.....my cousin.

FIRE UP THE MAMA!

The old saying "You can pick your friends but not your family" is soo true.


MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:46:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:46:34 AM EDT
Do as any honest man should do and call him on his bullshit.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:49:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By numbers:
The old saying "You can pick your friends but not your family" is soo true.





I think the saying "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose" may be more appropriate in this case...
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:50:05 AM EDT
Did he catch the coyote?
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:50:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Do as any honest man should do and call him on his bullshit.



I do, every time when I actually hear it. Usually he tells other coworkers as he know I will call him on it.
Sometime it's fun playing with his feeble mind.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:51:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Oslow:
Did he catch the coyote?



No, it "JUST got away before he could catch it." LOL!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:52:11 AM EDT
Tell him that Light travels faster than sound. That's why he seems so bright until he opens his mouth.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:52:57 AM EDT
The coyote was going 121 mph.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:53:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By callgood:
Tell him that Light travels faster than sound. That's why he seems so bright until he opens his mouth.



That's funny but wwwwaaaayyyover his head.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:54:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By effinNewGuy:
The coyote was going 121 mph.



I'll have to ask him how fast a coyote can run. You may be correct.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:54:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Do as any honest man should do and call him on his bullshit.


serious? where's the fun in that??? actually, i usually just smile and walk away.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:55:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:56:34 AM EDT
A 45 moves so slow that a heavy coat will stop it.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:56:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Holland_Gunworks:
450 lbs on the hoof!

Damn, and the government says we don't need fully automatic weapons and armor piercing ammo...

Of course we do! To protect our children from mega deer!

- HGW



Actually he started off saying "around 600 lbs" and then dropped it to 450.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:00:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 7:03:44 AM EDT by Sub-MOA]

Thanks for sharing... You would not believe the gun ID10Ts I've run across at work.


<edit> BTW: Ask him what kind of load he was shooting in that 250... sounds like a 90gr. berger loaded with about 110gr. of bs and a magnum primer.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:02:31 AM EDT
9mm keyholes after 17 feet....I know, I've tested it.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:03:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sub-MOA:

Thanks for sharing... You would not believe the gun ID10Ts I've run across at work.



Is it wrong to use this guy as entertainment when I'm bored? It's fun but yet soo wrong.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:05:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Yossarian:
9mm keyholes after 17 feet....I know, I've tested it.



Yeah.. when shot out a glock footay.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:05:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Yossarian:
9mm keyholes after 17 feet....I know, I've tested it.



He would disagree with you as he's BTDT and it is 20ft.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:10:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By numbers:
I found that out today from a co-worker. Some other jems...

"Mature whitetail bucks are about 450 lbs on the hoof, at least where I come from"

<snip>


MERRY CHRISTMAS!



Shoe him these pictures. Ask hin which one is he shooting at?
A


B


TC
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