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Posted: 12/15/2005 5:40:07 AM EDT
I've been eating fast food and stuff high in fat and carbs, I even make sure to do it right before I go to sleep. I'm still not gaining weight. Is there anything I can do to help me gain weight without giving myself an early heart attack?


Abe
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:43:04 AM EDT
Donuts and Guinness.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:44:18 AM EDT
Get married. Worked for me.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:44:23 AM EDT
Your genetics play an important role, just as some people can't loose weight and can pack it on, you can eat whatever you want and not gain it. Just give up trying to gain it.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:45:18 AM EDT
believe it or not exercise and eat your heart out, if you work out your body uses the food to make more mass not just poop it out
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:45:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:46:19 AM EDT
Beef Cake!Beef Cake!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:46:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 5:47:30 AM EDT by pliftkl]
If you are trying to get fat, keep eating more.

If you are trying to put on useful weight, get to the gym and focus on the big compound exercises (squat, deadlift, bench, and overhead press).

Believe me, once you can squat 300 for 20 reps, you'll be plenty big.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:47:19 AM EDT
ingest all the protein physically possible, ever notice most gay guys dont have a problem packing on pounds?
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:48:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Digitalpunk:
I've been eating fast food and stuff high in fat and carbs, I even make sure to do it right before I go to sleep. I'm still not gaining weight. Is there anything I can do to help me gain weight without giving myself an early heart attack?


Abe



Wait until you turn 25 or so.

At least that is when my metabolism got lazy.

I weighed 120 pounds until college. Went up to 125.
Graduated, got married, went up to 135.

When I hit 25, it started steadily going up. I was at the doctor's yesterday, and I am 166 at 34.

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:49:56 AM EDT
you want to GAIN weight??? here's an idea- FOAD!

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Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:50:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By photokirk:
Get married. Worked for me.



Absofrickinloutly!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:52:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daemon734:
ingest all the protein physically possible, ever notice most gay guys dont have a problem packing on pounds?



That's because they can't poop it out.......



Actually, go to a health food/vitamin store and get some protein supplement powder. Drink it with whole milk and an egg each morning. At lunch and dinner, drink a can of ensure along with your meal. Also exercise. Carbs and fat just makle you fat, proteins make you bulk up properly. Include strength exercises. A good workout daily (at least 3 days a week) will help.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:53:04 AM EDT
Without a doubt, milkshakes and cheeseburgers! Healthy, probably not. Tasty, you bet!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:53:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Digitalpunk:
I've been eating fast food and stuff high in fat and carbs, I even make sure to do it right before I go to sleep. I'm still not gaining weight. Is there anything I can do to help me gain weight without giving myself an early heart attack?


Abe



Get Married and older. I hit 30 and instantly gained 20 pounds, at 35 I had to fight to keep it to only 5 more, next year I hit 40 (or does it hit me) I know I have to work at it all the time to not turn into a balloon.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 12:52:31 PM EDT
I'm going grocery shopping with the girlfriend today, I'll have to pick up some protein shake mix.


Abe
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 12:54:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By photokirk:
Get married. Worked for me.



+1. It worked wonders for my wife.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 12:57:43 PM EDT
Do what I did; get a little older.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:16:41 PM EDT
Beer. Lots & lots of beer. They call them beer bellies , youknow.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:35:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sniper1az:
Beer. Lots & lots of beer. They call them beer bellies , youknow.



Sausages,pizza,one pound bacon,lettuce and tomato sammiches[cheese on everything]

Fried food like chicken,fries,anything in a rich batter.

Drink beer like Foster's lager or Busch or any heavy brewski.

Drink at least one gallion three times a week.

Drink a 32 oz whey protein shake every morning before pancakes,waffles or dounuts and any or all breakfast meats.

Eat the hell out of pasta dishes like lasagna and cheesy shit like that.

Take multi-vitamin and emino- acids everyday.

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:36:46 PM EDT
The Burley diet.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:37:17 PM EDT
at least 1 gram of protein per pound of body weight.

test,deca, bad idea, unless you are gonna play baseball.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:41:02 PM EDT
Wait a few years. You will.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:47:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Digitalpunk:
I'm going grocery shopping with the girlfriend today, I'll have to pick up some protein shake mix.


Abe



Don't waste your time and money with that crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat a normal amount of real food and go to the gym.

signed,

Red65, former string bean
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:52:56 PM EDT
just eat like I do..you will gain weight in no time lol...jk
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:57:29 PM EDT
I'm suddenly inspired to do a post count/ body mass survey here, to look for any correlation...

That being said, eat right and work out (I don't mean do a few sit-ups and run around the block). Hungry muscles are good mass potential.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:59:36 PM EDT
Why don't you hit the gym, lift hard and avoid cardio? i've designed workout programs for friends and they've put on as much as 20 pounds in 8-10 weeks.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:00:18 PM EDT
Buy that powdered crap they sell at GNC,it's like 14 million calories per gram.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:00:37 PM EDT
Lots of carbs and lots of protein. Check for some mass gainers in health food stores to help you stuff more calories in.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:02:21 PM EDT
Lift heavy weights and eat as much as you can (not all junk food either, keep it semi-healthy)
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:09:22 PM EDT
Pudding, lots of pudding...

SBG
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:11:09 PM EDT
Wait until after puberty....
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