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Posted: 12/15/2005 12:43:32 AM EDT
Poll coming .
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 12:51:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 12:51:19 AM EDT by UPD415]
I Shot The Sheriff by Eric Clapton
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 12:54:17 AM EDT
Fuck the Police by NWA, (example: video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1197788303234220294&q=police+chris+rock) but however any loud rap would be a bad idea!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:01:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:03:34 AM EDT
Anything by Ted Nugent. He pisses-off liberals, and almost all of the cops I know are extremely liberal, so that would be a bad thing.z
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:07:45 AM EDT
99 problems by Jay-z


New York by Ja-Rule
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:08:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By zoom:
Anything by Ted Nugent. He pisses-off liberals, and almost all of the cops I know are extremely liberal, so that would be a bad thing.z



Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:18:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By zoom:
Anything by Ted Nugent. He pisses-off liberals, and almost all of the cops I know are extremely liberal, so that would be a bad thing.z






What he said... Where the hell do you live that cops are liberal? To me that's like saying the Marine Corps is a liberal peace-loving organization.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:18:42 AM EDT
Yaeh listening to either song and then complying with the Police makes you a badass.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:21:27 AM EDT
I'm going to go with "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

If you happen across a cop who lives the "alternative lifestyle", your stop could take an ugly turn.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:25:55 AM EDT

Where the hell do you live that cops are liberal?

Since they're mostly die-hard Democrats, anti-gun, pro-gun control, anti-Bush, and anti-Constitution, what other word would you use to describe them besides liberal? At work I have to deal with former cops every day that work for me and most days with cops, and I've never heard anything from a single one of them that I'd consider conservative. Even the Republican sheriff here isn't that far from being a Kennedy liberal.z
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:28:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By zoom:

Where the hell do you live that cops are liberal?

Since they're mostly die-hard Democrats, anti-gun, pro-gun control, anti-Bush, and anti-Constitution, what other word would you use to describe them besides liberal? At work I have to deal with former cops every day that work for me and most days with cops, and I've never heard anything from a single one of them that I'd consider conservative. Even the Republican sheriff here isn't that far from being a Kennedy liberal.z



Most of the cops around here - including the lesbians - make Dick Cheney look like a Cindy Sheehan "Peace, Love, and Free Government Cheese" marcher.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:38:05 AM EDT
How about "I can't drive 55"
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:42:17 AM EDT
The Dead Kennedy's version of " I Fought The Law."
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:43:36 AM EDT
Not music related, but is "fuck the police" related. I was getting gas one night when a guy around 18-20, comes out of the store wearing a nice " fuck the police" tshirt. I look at him, he looks at me, he kinda turns his chest away from me and gets in his car and leaves. About two minutes later I hear one of our guys making a traffic stop on a car. I go back him up and guess who is stopped....yep; Mr. Fuck the Police. Of course when the officer approached the guy was embarrased and asked to change shirts right quick. We did make the joke about laying the original tshirt across the back window while we talked with the guy, but decided not.


And of course the guy got a speeding ticket......not because of the shirt, but because the guy that wrote him writes everyone he stops.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:49:55 AM EDT
dont forget "cause I got High!!" by afroman

Either that or Dennis Leary's "Asshole"
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:53:49 AM EDT
Die, die, die pig, die! - Charleton Heston......or Ice T, I cant remember
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:54:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NCPatrolAR:
Not music related, but is "fuck the police" related. I was getting gas one night when a guy around 18-20, comes out of the store wearing a nice " fuck the police" tshirt. I look at him, he looks at me, he kinda turns his chest away from me and gets in his car and leaves. About two minutes later I hear one of our guys making a traffic stop on a car. I go back him up and guess who is stopped....yep; Mr. Fuck the Police. Of course when the officer approached the guy was embarrased and asked to change shirts right quick. We did make the joke about laying the original tshirt across the back window while we talked with the guy, but decided not.


And of course the guy got a speeding ticket......not because of the shirt, but because the guy that wrote him writes everyone he stops.



Best testimony EVER by an officer working traffic. It happened as the defense cross-examined the arresting officer in a DUI I prosecuted. The defense is (as you'll see) trying to make the trooper look like a heartless SOB. He ends up looking like Elliot Ness, instead.

Q. Trooper, you are what's called a stckler, aren't you?

A. I beg your pardon.

Q. You have no pity for anyone, do you? You never cut anybody a break, do you?

A. The State commissioned me to enforce the law, and I do.

Q. In fact, Trooper, you'd write your own mother a ticket, wouldn't you?

A. I can't answer that.

Q. [Excited and salivating] That's because you would, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you!?

A. I can't answer because I work Washington County and my mother never drives more than 5 miles from her home in Calhoun County. The opportunity could never arise.

(Guilty, BTW)
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 1:57:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 1:59:30 AM EDT by JustinOK34]

Originally Posted By gsxr_rcr:
dont forget "cause I got High!!" by afroman

Either that or Dennis Leary's "Asshole"



+1

ETA-Or anything by Rage Against the Machine
Killing in the Name Of (The "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me" song)
Fuck tha Police (they redid it)
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 2:00:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 7:
How about "I can't drive 55"



I like that or "Take the Money and Run" Steve Miller Band.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 2:51:10 AM EDT
Hell...if I see lights come on behind me I shut off the radio then while I'm pulling over.

I'll also ref the Chris Rock link someone else posted above
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:20:54 AM EDT
Methods of Mayhem - Proposition Fu#& You

Lyrics
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:21:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:56:20 AM EDT
Judas Priest- Breaking the Law



and ignition off, radio off, hands on the steering wheel, yessir/nossir
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:17:34 AM EDT
I actually did stop a car full of kids not that long ago. Playing when I reached the driver's window....

Weezer - We are all on drugs


I laughed
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:20:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 5:21:38 AM EDT by captainpooby]
I bet most cops wouldnt know those songs. I dont.


ETA: I vote: "I Cant Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:28:36 AM EDT
Radar Love.... Golden Earing...
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:30:45 AM EDT

Bottle Rockets


Radar Gun

by N/A
Straight from 12th grade into junior college
Buddy, buddy, buddy I passed my exam
They’re making me a law enforcement person
Got me a gun and a badge, I’m a man

Radar Gun, Radar Gun

43 from where I was sittin’
30 miles an hour is the law of our land
Please produce your license, find your registration
And what is the name of your insurance man?

Radar Gun, Radar Gun
I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my
Radar Gun, Radar Gun
With my brand new Radar Gun

You know our Sheriff William Buckburger
Says our mayor’s got a master plan
A new post gun meets the cost of livin’
And one of them stoplights down on Grand

Radar Gun, Radar Gun
I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my
Radar Gun, Radar Gun
With my brand new Radar Gun

Schedule 19 on a special election
Got our money problems right in hand
Droppin’ them limits like a hot potato
50 down to 30 oh man, oh man

Radar Gun, Radar Gun
I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my
Radar Gun, Radar Gun
With my brand new Radar Gun
Brand new shiny Simmons Radar Gun

Me and my partner go patrol car crusin’
on the parking lots at the shopping malls
Scanning those dashes, those mirrors and visors,
the little detectors that ruin it all
Johnny got one on an ’86 T-bird,
Pull up slow just as close as I can
Milli-watt seconds on maximum output,
We’ll dust that puppy with one small blast from my

Radar Gun, Radar Gun
I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my
Radar Gun, Radar Gun
With my brand new Radar Gun


Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:31:20 AM EDT
MDC
"Dead Cops/America's So Straight"

Dead cops

Down on the street
Giving poor the heat
With their clubs and guns
Doin' it all for fun

Dead Cops

Big bad and blue
They're in the Klan too
Brutality is their sport
We'll put 'em to the torch

Dead Cops

--

Rebel, rebel on the street
Makeup on my face
Stockings on my feet
All the straights asking me why
I'm not a normal American guy

What makes America so straight
and me so bent?

Call this the land of the free
Say its the home of the brave
You know they call me a queen
Just another human being

What makes America so straight
and me so bent?

Your authority and power
Has turned us sick and sour
And your justice is a lie
We're gonna fight until you die

What makes America so straight
and me so bent?

--

Dead Cops

Watcha gonna do
The Mafia in blue
Huntin' for queers
Niggers and you

Dead cops

Time for a switch
Army of the rich
Macho fuckin' slaves
We'll piss on your graves
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:33:47 AM EDT
Einsturzende Neubauten
"Vanadium I Ching"

especially if you are whistling along

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:36:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 5:38:29 AM EDT by skid2964]
"Public Enemy" - "911 is a joke"

Hit me
Going, going, gone
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Don't you see how late they're reactin'
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue embalm the goner
They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway
They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed
I know you stumble with no use people
If your life is on the line they you're dead today
Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
It all adds up to a funky situation
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

911 is a joke

Everyday they don't never come correct
You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
He's a witness to the job never bein' done
He would've been in full in 8 9-11
Was a joke 'cause they always jokin'
They the token to your life when it's croakin'
They need to be in a pawn shop on a
911 is a joke we don't want 'em
I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that 'cause they
Flick you off like fleas
They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 911 is a fake life saver

So get up, get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

Ow, ow 911 is a joke
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:42:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JustinOK34:

Originally Posted By gsxr_rcr:
dont forget "cause I got High!!" by afroman

Either that or Dennis Leary's "Asshole"



+1

ETA-Or anything by Rage Against the Machine
Killing in the Name Of (The "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me" song)
Fuck tha Police (they redid it)



+1 For Rage
"Pistol Grip Pump on my lap at all times!"
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:45:49 AM EDT
Hardly anyone's heard of "cop killer".... that was an entertaining tape.
I really liked "I f*cked a KKK bitch"!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:49:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:
If you still have the radio blasting by the time I walk up to your car window I'm going to be pissed.



"Here's my license, registration, and insurance card. If you need anything else, talk to the hand, 'cause the ears are listening to the radio."

That's appropriate, isn't it?
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:53:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By zoom:
Anything by Ted Nugent. He pisses-off liberals, and almost all of the cops I know are extremely liberal, so that would be a bad thing.z






A lot of the cops here are Democrats.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:55:13 AM EDT


"Here's my license, registration, and insurance card. If you need anything else, talk to the hand, 'cause the ears are listening to the radio."

That's appropriate, isn't it?



I did see a funny one on Cops the other night. He keeps talking to the guy he pulled over and the guy keeps telling him to hold on so he can finish his phone call. After about the 5th time the officer told him to hang up the phone he just about pulled the guy out through the window. I laughed and found it highly entertaining.

Dan
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:03:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By Wave:
If you still have the radio blasting by the time I walk up to your car window I'm going to be pissed.



"Here's my license, registration, and insurance card. If you need anything else, talk to the hand, 'cause the ears are listening to the radio."

That's appropriate, isn't it?



Sure, I don't have a problem with that...
You just made the decision for me.

PRESS HARD FOUR COPIES
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:08:46 AM EDT
Pretty much anything by Rage Against the Machine.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:11:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By zoom:
At work I have to deal with former cops every day that work for me and most days with cops, and I've never heard anything from a single one of them that I'd consider conservative.



I have been a cop 14 years and think Arnold and GWB are the worst kind of RINOs. Tom McClintock should be govenor of California and Bob Dole would have made a damn good President. Ronald Reagan was my hero as a kid.


There, you've heard a cop say something conservative.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:53:35 AM EDT
Worst song lyrics to hear from a cop that has just pulled you over:

"Outta the car long hair!!"
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:16:14 AM EDT
''Deitrot rock city'' by KISS

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:27:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 7:
How about "I can't drive 55"

+1
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:39:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 7:40:24 AM EDT by bwyatt]
Beastie Boys"High Plains Drifter"

Cop pulled me over,
said boy weres the fire,
you got a mailbox on your bumper and a bald front tire,
outta the car long hair,
your goose is cooked
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:13:26 AM EDT
I guess I'm old school.....

Nazareth - Hair of the Dog

"Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch"
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:45:50 AM EDT
Got arrested in Texarkana Texas as a youth. Jusa Priest was playing as the cops rolled up. The song was breaking the law.


Bob
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:48:47 AM EDT
Who let the dogs out. Woof woof.

Beside putting yourself in mortal danger, it's one of the worst songs to be listening to at any time.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:54:15 AM EDT
If speeding...


Originally Posted By 7:
How about "I can't drive 55"



+1 for the Red Rocker!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:24:54 AM EDT
"I Shot the Sheriff" by Clapton
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:48:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 9:51:09 AM EDT by legalese77]
"Bales of Cocaine" - Reverend Horton Heat



Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982,
Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somethin', some hit me in the eye...

So I cut a bale open, an' man was I surprised
Bunch o' large sized baggies, with big white rocks inside
So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, "Horton, that's some blow!"

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck,
Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
I didn't have a notion if I could sell 'em there,
But, thirty minutes later, I was a millionaire...

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

And now I am a rich man, but I'm still a farmer, too
But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
And when get so homesick, I think I'm goin' insane,
I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin' plane...

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:53:34 AM EDT
+1 Radar Gun by the Bottle Rockets. Not very flattering
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:59:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I bet most cops wouldnt know those songs. I dont.


ETA: I vote: "I Cant Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar.




Well, you have to say that - since you ARE Sammy Hagar.



I vote "Dancing Queen" by ABBA.
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