I didnt realize there was a poll, and was gonna suggest both songs.

Also, "Lit Up" by Buck Cherry- "And yes Im all lit up again, on my couch, in my bed. And yes Im all lit up again, I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine."

Cypress Hill also made a bunch of anti-LE songs.

DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE!
Probably wouldn't get a good response.

Too drunk to f@@k-Dead Kennedys

Anything by Hank Williams III.

Anything by Gansta Fag.

I am not shitting you, this guy is a real rapper that I heard on Opie & Anthony the other day.

Some of his fine work can be found here: joerogan.net/main.php

SBG

Quoted: Anything by Ted Nugent.  He pisses-off liberals, and almost all of the cops I know are extremely liberal, so that would be a bad thing.z

I dunno, "Kiss my ass" playing in the background as the cop comes up to the car might not be such a bad thing....

But seriously, if speeding, Sammy Hagar's "I can't drive 55" would be bad.

No Expert

Quoted: Bottle Rockets Radar Gun by N/A <snip> Me and my partner go patrol car crusin’ on the parking lots at the shopping malls Scanning those dashes, those mirrors and visors, the little detectors that ruin it all Johnny got one on an ’86 T-bird, Pull up slow just as close as I can Milli-watt seconds on maximum output, We’ll dust that puppy with one small blast from my <snip>

Love that song.  Especially the part I didn't snip.  It represents the eternal, infernal struggle between "the man" and "the underground".  

"Afternoon Delight"

Quoted: "Public Enemy"  -  "911 is a joke" <snip>

I love that song; not the lyrics or the beat or anything, though.  There is no "duty to protect," so it's good advertising that the .gov is not responsible for individual citizens.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Anything by Ted Nugent.  He pisses-off liberals, and almost all of the cops I know are extremely liberal, so that would be a bad thing.z A lot of the cops here are Democrats.

Is "here" DFW, Austin, or Houston metro areas?

Congrats on post 223, too.

Quoted: The Dead Kennedy's version of " I Fought The Law."

+1

drinking beer in the hot summer sun, I fought the law and I won....

you can get away with murder if you've got a badge

i fought the law and i won

i am the law so i won

Quoted: DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE! Probably wouldn't get a good response.

I like this one, and will be burning the cd.  Just because I was actually asked out by a cop who pulled me over for speeding.  It was like, take the ticket or go out with me sort of thing.  I took the ticket.  

No question....................

BAD HABIT

Hey man you know I'm really okay
The gun in my hand will tell you the same
But when I'm in my car
Don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap

When I go driving I stay in my lane
But getting cut off makes me insane
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I gonna wreck this fucker's ride


I guess I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away
Yeah I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away
Yeah


Well they say the road's a dangerous place
If you flip me off I’ll get in your face
You drive on my ass
Your foot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last


I guess I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away
Yeah I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away
Yeah


Drivers are rude
Such attitudes
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease
Something's odd
I feel like I'm God
You stupid dumbshit goddam MOTHERFUCKER!

I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride


I guess I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away
Yeah I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away
Yeah

Quoted: Quoted: At work I have to deal with former cops every day that work for me and most days with cops, and I've never heard anything from a single one of them that I'd consider conservative.   I have been a cop 14 years and think Arnold and GWB are the worst kind of RINOs. Tom McClintock should be govenor of California and Bob Dole would have made a damn good President.  Ronald Reagan was my hero as a kid. There, you've heard a cop say something conservative.

But you live in California.....

this is not a very well known song, but I think that it's got all the other songs listed above beat. You never want to get pulled over with this song playing


Artist: The Vandals Lyrics
Song: Legend Of Pat Brown Lyrics

Pat Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Pat Brown
Ran 'em into the ground
Pat Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Pat Brown
Ran 'em into the ground

Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground

Pat Brown
Gets real mean, when he's in his machine
He's no zero, he's a fucking hero

Pat Brown
He didn't get too far
Pat Brown
He got holes in his car
Pat Brown
They threw him in jail
Pat Brown
Couldn't pay his bail

Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground

Pat Brown
He's a crazy guy
And I'll tell you why
He's no clown, so don't fuck around
He's got a shotgun, yeah he thinks it's fun
To shoot at you

Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground

Pat Brown
He's a crazy guy
Yeah I'll tell you why

On a hunting trip
The trigger slipped
Someone almost died
Circle Massage got a shotgun barrage
He won't pay 50 bucks for head
Music shop got a midnight shopping stop
"Hello Marshal Amps"
Stereo store got hit for even more
But Pat got caught
At the Cuckoo's Nest, he did his best
To waste some pigs

Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground

Pat Brown
He don't fuck around
Pat Brown
He's got a shotgun
Yeah you better run
Me and Joey know

Here he comes
Down your street
Sawed - off shotgun
In his seat
Better look around
Cause here comes Pat Brown
Gonna run you down
Now don't fuck around
With Pat Brown
Don't fuck around
With Pat Brown
With Pat
Bra - rown

Quoted: Bottle Rockets Radar Gun by N/A Straight from 12th grade into junior college Buddy, buddy, buddy I passed my exam They’re making me a law enforcement person Got me a gun and a badge, I’m a man Radar Gun, Radar Gun 43 from where I was sittin’ 30 miles an hour is the law of our land Please produce your license, find your registration And what is the name of your insurance man? Radar Gun, Radar Gun I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my Radar Gun, Radar Gun With my brand new Radar Gun You know our Sheriff William Buckburger Says our mayor’s got a master plan A new post gun meets the cost of livin’ And one of them stoplights down on Grand Radar Gun, Radar Gun I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my Radar Gun, Radar Gun With my brand new Radar Gun Schedule 19 on a special election Got our money problems right in hand Droppin’ them limits like a hot potato 50 down to 30 oh man, oh man Radar Gun, Radar Gun I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my Radar Gun, Radar Gun With my brand new Radar Gun Brand new shiny Simmons Radar Gun Me and my partner go patrol car crusin’ on the parking lots at the shopping malls Scanning those dashes, those mirrors and visors, the little detectors that ruin it all Johnny got one on an ’86 T-bird, Pull up slow just as close as I can Milli-watt seconds on maximum output, We’ll dust that puppy with one small blast from my Radar Gun, Radar Gun I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my Radar Gun, Radar Gun With my brand new Radar Gun

you beat me to it..

Quoted: Bottle Rockets Radar Gun by N/A Straight from 12th grade into junior college Buddy, buddy, buddy I passed my exam They’re making me a law enforcement person Got me a gun and a badge, I’m a man Radar Gun, Radar Gun 43 from where I was sittin’ 30 miles an hour is the law of our land Please produce your license, find your registration And what is the name of your insurance man? Radar Gun, Radar Gun I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my Radar Gun, Radar Gun With my brand new Radar Gun You know our Sheriff William Buckburger Says our mayor’s got a master plan A new post gun meets the cost of livin’ And one of them stoplights down on Grand Radar Gun, Radar Gun I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my Radar Gun, Radar Gun With my brand new Radar Gun Schedule 19 on a special election Got our money problems right in hand Droppin’ them limits like a hot potato 50 down to 30 oh man, oh man Radar Gun, Radar Gun I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my Radar Gun, Radar Gun With my brand new Radar Gun Brand new shiny Simmons Radar Gun Me and my partner go patrol car crusin’ on the parking lots at the shopping malls Scanning those dashes, those mirrors and visors, the little detectors that ruin it all Johnny got one on an ’86 T-bird, Pull up slow just as close as I can Milli-watt seconds on maximum output, We’ll dust that puppy with one small blast from my Radar Gun, Radar Gun I’m makin’ money and I’m havin’ fun with my Radar Gun, Radar Gun With my brand new Radar Gun

Thaks to you, I just spent $1.07 at iTunes for the download.

Damn good song!!!  

Drinkin' & Drivin' by Johnny Paycheck or Drunk Again by the Butterfield Blues Band.

Whip it

Quoted: Artist: The Vandals Song: Legend Of Pat Brown

Love that song!  I know a girl in Huntington Beach that personally knows him.

Jay-Z 99 Promblems.

95-100 in a 70

with 2 ARs 2 pistols and a shotgun uncased in the back with a couple thousand rounds.

Quoted: I didnt realize there was a poll, and was gonna suggest both songs. Also, "Lit Up" by Buck Cherry- "And yes Im all lit up again, on my couch, in my bed. And yes Im all lit up again, I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine." Cypress Hill also made a bunch of anti-LE songs.

For the same reason as the Buck Cherry song, I wouldn't necessarily want to be blasting Clapton's "Cocaine," either.

It's been a long time since I've listened to 'em, but isn't there also a Pantera song that's not too kosher to have going through the speakers when pulled over?

Breakin the law by Judas Priest

Quoted: How about "I can't drive 55"

Damn, beat me to it.

ETA:

Quoted: Not music related, but is "fuck the police" related. I was getting gas one night when a guy around 18-20, comes out of the store wearing a nice " fuck the police" tshirt.  I look at him, he looks at me, he kinda turns his chest away from me and gets in his car and leaves.  About two minutes later I hear one of our guys making a traffic stop on a car.  I go back him up and guess who is stopped....yep; Mr. Fuck the Police. Of course when the officer approached the guy was embarrased and asked to change shirts right quick.  We did make the joke about laying the original tshirt across the back window while we talked with the guy, but decided not.   And of course the guy got a speeding ticket......not because of the shirt, but because the guy that wrote him writes everyone he stops.

What an IDIOT! Everyone (with FUNCTIONAL brain cells) knows that if you are either "doing something wrong" or "doing something QUESTIONABLE" (wearing a "fuck the police! t-shirt comes to mind), one should NOT "draw attention" to oneself by doing something like speeding, running a red light, or WTF ever! . Too many criminals GET caught because they do something STOOPID (thank goodness) like speeding, parking somewhere they shouldn't, have a busted taillight, etc.... it's slmost as if they WANT to be caught!  

Anything by System of a Down..

Wait.. That would be anytime the radio is on, not just getting pulled over..

Quoted: Anything by Ted Nugent.  He pisses-off liberals, and almost all of the cops I know are extremely liberal, so that would be a bad thing.z

Nugent is a cop. Reserve Deputy in Michigan. I am also a Deputy and a long time fan of the Nuge.

Quoted: Quoted: Anything by Ted Nugent.  He pisses-off liberals, and almost all of the cops I know are extremely liberal, so that would be a bad thing.z

+


I think "I can't drive 55 is a freebie"

Gila bend.  Sammy Hagar.  I can't drive 55.  When it was speed limit 55 days.  Somewhere around 110 mph.  

This would  around 1985 or 1986!  





...........and I got a warning ticket.  My hands were a-shaking!!!

Quoted: Fuck the Police by NWA, (example: video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1197788303234220294&q=police+chris+rock) but however any loud rap would be a bad idea!

First one that came to mind when I read the topic title.

'I can't drive, 55'

Quoted: Quoted: Anything by Ted Nugent.  He pisses-off liberals, and almost all of the cops I know are extremely liberal, so that would be a bad thing.z Nugent is a cop. Reserve Deputy in Michigan. I am also a Deputy and a long time fan of the Nuge.

Not tryin' to poke you with a stick or anything, but there is a world of difference between "all cops," "almost all cops," and "almost all of the cops I know."