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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:25:56 PM EDT
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection,
make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the
stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of
nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as
to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we
should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:27:39 PM EDT
nice!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:29:56 PM EDT
IBTDP (In Before The Dupe Police)

I like that list, BTW
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:30:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:37:15 PM EDT
Tagged.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:41:04 PM EDT
I wonder if I can hit the submit button before this one is locked too.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:42:42 PM EDT
YAY LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:42:58 PM EDT
Last one.

OH and IBTL
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:43:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
I wonder if I can hit the submit button before this one is locked too.



X2
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:44:47 PM EDT
I wonder if I can hit Submit TWICE before it gets locked again?
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:46:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
I wonder if I can hit Submit TWICE before it gets locked again?



yes!!
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:47:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2005 1:47:22 PM EDT by Gloftoe]
Dupe.
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