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Posted: 12/14/2005 10:10:46 PM EDT

[#1]

I know of a girl named Abcd (ab-city).

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:16:22 PM EDT

[#2]

Long Duck Dong

Hung Lo

Long Wang

and from the USA: Enormous Genitals.

Posted: 12/15/2005 7:36:21 AM EDT

[#3]

A guy in my platoon was named Richard Skinner. I'm sure the drills had a great time with him.

I don't get why parents think it's a good think to come up with these stupid cute names. Then they probably get all pissed when their kids get into fights, or wonder why their kids are so upset about being teased all the time.

I've met a Starr E. Knight. WTF were her parents thinking?!?

Posted: 12/15/2005 7:43:01 AM EDT

[#4]

I knew a guy in High School who's last name was "Dick" his dad was a Major in the USAF . Wonder how that went over ....

The spokesman for the US Park Police in DC is Sgt. Fear ... now thats a cool name !

Posted: 12/15/2005 7:44:30 AM EDT

[#5]

I had a customer whose name was Precious Mercedes Diamond

Posted: 12/15/2005 7:56:42 AM EDT

[#6]

I worked with a guy named Leonard Leonard. Not kidding. He is as odd as his name too....

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:03:35 AM EDT

[#7]

One of the guys I work with has the last name of Pearson. We're trying to talk him into naming his next kit Armor Pearson.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:15:16 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I went to law school with a guy named Swindle.

R.

You leave me out of this.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:17:07 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I know a Jolie Good.

Anyone know a "Harry Butts"?

Harry Butt, founded and CEO of H-E-B grocery stores. Sometimes client and acquaintance of my dad.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:17:23 AM EDT

[#10]

went to school with Snowann Flury and Anita Dick.
If i can locate my yearbook i'll post pictures!

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:20:34 AM EDT

[#11]

My cousing Matt Kelley married a girl named Kelly

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:28:31 AM EDT

[#12]

My father went to school with a kid named Adam Baum.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:32:09 AM EDT

[#13]

I dated a girl named Paige Dick.

I knew a guy who had a little sister named Shea. Their last name was Aiken. (say them together quickly......)

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:39:41 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I know a man whose last name is "Dick." His parents named him "Richard."

My Ex-wife's maiden name is Dick (in hindsight it suits the whole family prefectly). Get ready for this...when we divorced she was a Captain in the Air Force. That means her next promotion was...

MAJOR DICK. The only thing more appropriate would have been the maiden name Cu**.

We have a fellow who calls our office (for someone else) named Peter Burns. I hear them paging his name all the time. I laugh every single time.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:41:30 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
God's honest truth....

7/8th grade home room teacher....Anita Head. Her husbands name was richard.....

Saw a name on a deed a while ago, Anita Little. I figure it's better than Anita Lott.

I joked that she should have married a guy named Moore and hyphenated (Anita Little-Moore).

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:56:54 AM EDT

[#16]

At my last job I used to correspond with a guy from Germany whos first name was Horst-Peter. And there was an east Indian guy who did some work for us. His first name was Anis.

Posted: 12/15/2005 10:21:35 AM EDT

[#17]

Kitty Funk works in a bank in ohio.

i about shat myself when i saw her name-tag

Posted: 12/15/2005 10:46:31 AM EDT

[#18]

One of my roomates in college had a best friend in high school named Richard Wood.

Posted: 12/15/2005 10:49:48 AM EDT

[#19]

I know a Dr. Pepper.

Posted: 12/15/2005 10:52:10 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
One of my professors in college had the last name "Case".

He said if he would have had a son he would have named him Justin.

Justin Case. He

I knew a Justin Case Scott once. His parents evidently had a sense of humor.

Should have named her Justine!

Posted: 12/15/2005 10:53:30 AM EDT

[#21]

Our company works with a graphics place in town sometimes and the guy who owns it is named Dick Manley.

Posted: 12/15/2005 10:57:58 AM EDT

[#22]

I went to basic training with Pvt. Sergeant

I taught Lt. Tank how to drive a tank

In college I had a teacher named Edwin with a twin brother named Edward

- This is my brother Ed, this is my other brother Ed

Posted: 12/15/2005 11:03:20 AM EDT

[#23]

My friend was a caseworker, one of her client's name was 'Shithead', pronounced shi-theed.

I didn't believe her until she showed me the state paperwork with the girl's name. Unbelievable!

Posted: 12/15/2005 11:04:37 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I always laugh at the race car driver Dick Trickle.

I have an aunt that used to date Dick Trickle back in the late 70s/early 80s.
From what I recall, he was a pretty decent guy.

Posted: 12/15/2005 11:15:28 AM EDT

[#25]

There used to be an OB-GYN in the DC area named Harry Beaver.

Posted: 12/15/2005 11:32:33 AM EDT

[#26]

Who can forget Heller's character Major Major Major, who was also a major in the army. I thought that was funny.
Anyway, it's kind of strange when parents do that to their children. A friend of mine always wanted a Shelby Mustang, but couldn't get one. So he named his youngest daughter Shelby. Not too bad compared to others.
And lets not forget Dweezil and Moon Unit...

Posted: 12/15/2005 11:34:54 AM EDT

[#27]

Guy in ROTC had a last name of America....Would have loved to have been there when he made Captain

Posted: 12/15/2005 11:54:08 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Was watching a show with the wife last night. Some asshat celeb named his kid "Pilot Inspector".
What....the....fuck......

Actually that's Pilot Inspektor Lee - son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf. Link

Posted: 12/15/2005 11:55:16 AM EDT

[#29]

Penn Jillette's daughter's name --- Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette

Posted: 12/15/2005 12:10:50 PM EDT

[#30]

My cousin married Ron McDonald.
That lasted about 6 months.

Posted: 12/15/2005 12:34:03 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
My poor male cousin was given the name "Kamia" (suppossedly Native American) by his hippie parents.

Their daughter named her child "Lotus Blossom."

She lives in Berkeley, is unmarried and lived in a genuine Teepee in a campground when she had the kid.

Damnit; where did my Photobucket pics of the "Womynists" from PCU go?

Oh well, you get the picture.

Posted: 12/15/2005 12:36:04 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I went to law school with a guy named Swindle.

R.

OMG, there's a guy here (Lubbock) named Swindle. IIRC, he's either a CPA or an atty.

Now that I think of it, I think the lawyer guy is "Swindle" (prolly the same guy you went to school with) and the CPA is "Crook".

Posted: 12/15/2005 12:38:21 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
If my niece had been a nephew, there was a good chance of being named Walker Colt ________. My brother suggested it as a joke and SIL liked it.

What's wrong with that?

Posted: 12/15/2005 12:39:19 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I always laugh at the race car driver Dick Trickle.

Now the day that his race car is sponsored by "Depends" is the day I will actually die laughing.

Posted: 12/15/2005 12:40:06 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
There's a guy in town named Alexis Gay... .Alex IS Gay..

Either way, they'd like dudes though? Right?

Posted: 12/15/2005 12:46:57 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
One of my roomates in college had a best friend in high school named Richard Wood.

The Director of Libraries at the Tx Tech Univ. Health Science Center's name is Richard Wood. Nice guy.

There's also a guy who works on campus named ____ Bals. I always ask ppl who know him if they've met his brother, Harold (Harry).

Posted: 12/15/2005 12:48:21 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
I went to basic training with Pvt. Sergeant

I taught Lt. Tank how to drive a tank

In college I had a teacher named Edwin with a twin brother named Edward

- This is my brother Ed, this is my other brother Ed

I used to work with a guy by the last name of Sarjeant. He was from MI, but IIRC, he was a Seaman.

ETA: Now that I think of it, IIRC, his brother (also last-named Sarjeant, obviously) was an aviator, but I don't remember for which branch.

Posted: 12/15/2005 12:50:39 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
My friend was a caseworker, one of her client's name was 'Shithead', pronounced shi-theed.

I didn't believe her until she showed me the state paperwork with the girl's name. Unbelievable!

"Joe Dirt."

"That's Dirté."

Posted: 12/15/2005 3:38:23 PM EDT

[#39]

There was a guy in my town named Harry Ball.

He got sick.

Every week at church, we had to sit there with a straight face while some little old white-haired lady said "Let us pray for Harry Ball..."

It was almost a relief when he finally passed away so we didn't have to hear that and not laugh every week.

Posted: 12/15/2005 3:41:21 PM EDT

[#40]

The funniest real name of a person I've ever met was Mike O'Kane.

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:06:33 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
My friend was a caseworker, one of her client's name was 'Shithead', pronounced shi-theed.

I didn't believe her until she showed me the state paperwork with the girl's name. Unbelievable!

You racist bastard, that's an Egyptian pharaoh name. It brings power and luck!

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:10:55 PM EDT

[#42]

Dr. Nazi Khan

www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/Physician/Profiles/profile.cfm?hgid=HGPY7C852E43842154317&tv_eng=yahootf_physician

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:12:58 PM EDT

[#43]

There was a girl in my high school named...

wait for it...

Sara Porn.

I kid you not.

She also had a sister named Elyssa.

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:17:10 PM EDT

[#44]

Some stupid fucking hippies from back home had 3 children....Their last name was Schaeffer, like the beer. One kid's name was "Kega Cold Schaeffer". Gee, that girls got alchololism in her future. Another was named KC. Yes, 2 letters, KC. Casey, get it? Other girl was named MA. Pronounced "Emma". People should be castrated for playing games with their kids names. Fuckin hippies.

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:20:14 PM EDT

[#45]

The best one ever from Hamlet n.c.Harry Dick.went to school with his neice Lisa.

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:27:22 PM EDT

[#46]

There was a guy in North Port, Florida who was arrested for domestic violence a couple of years ago. His name was Richard Head. Gee, I wonder why he went through life so angry. WTF were his parents thinking?

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:36:52 PM EDT

[#47]

I met a guy named Peter Strokov... Yes it's pronounced (stroke off)

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:37:12 PM EDT

[#48]

My cousin always said she never wante a hyphenated last name. her last name was short. her husbands is Dick

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:41:48 PM EDT

[#49]

OB GYN in Dallas that is Dr Beavers as well

Boob Job doc here, Dr Bloom.

Both SP1Grrl and I went a pediatrician in Dallas- Dr Payne

My boss at Boeing was/(is) named Ray Sissom- You Boeing guys can look him up on Global Address Book.

Went to HS with Mike Hunt.

My friends last name is Bush, (We call him Harry) we begged him to name his boy Adolf Oliver Bush. His wife is still pissed off about it.

Posted: 12/15/2005 5:45:49 PM EDT

[#50]

I work with a guy who's name is Peter Albea. In the company wide email directory it is Albea Peter.

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