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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:38:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 12:39:13 PM EDT by raven]
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:41:40 PM EDT
Also doubles as a huge dildo, so your country can shove it up your ass right proper!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:41:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:50:42 PM EDT



Oh....my.......God. How low can a country go ?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:52:12 PM EDT
But that'll take up 90% of their living room space!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:54:39 PM EDT
It doesn't contain any LUCAS electrical components do it...?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:56:16 PM EDT
Back to the stone ages! Clubs and shields!


That "shield" better have kevlar in it, because the criminals are probably gonna be packin.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:57:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Noname:
It doesn't contain any LUCAS electrical components do it...?

Guaranteed to keep your beer room-temperature!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 2:01:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 2:04:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
Nah!

We also have His 'n' Hers pickaxe handles to hand....

ANdy





You do Lester Maddox proud...!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 2:11:27 PM EDT
I thought everyone had one of these......


OJNTSA
Taffy
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 2:17:12 PM EDT
I thought self-defense was illegal, no matter what weapons you used. No, you have to call the police, who also aren't allowed to defend themselves. They have to call the SWAT team if any defense is required.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 2:24:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:



SSS = Stab, Shovel & Shut Up in the Yuke, huh?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 2:32:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
So it has come to this

www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/images%20_scenarios/sb-table-no-man.jpg

www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/images%20_scenarios/shield_club_stand.jpg

www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html





yea i saw that on CBS news last night, it and a bunch of other designer, "defensive" crap was being displayed

like that "bulletproof" corsage that is suppose to be worn over the heart
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 2:33:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mace:
I thought self-defense was illegal, no matter what weapons you used. No, you have to call the police, who also aren't allowed to defend themselves. They have to call the SWAT team if any defense is required.



That's illogical ....who's gonna defend the swat team?

Taffy
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 2:34:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:27:29 PM EDT
Sorry about killing your thread.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:28:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 7:29:35 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]
Self Defense is illegal in England.


They are 'civilized' enough to die properly at the hands of a thug
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:33:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 7:35:23 PM EDT by weptek911]


edit, Dammit now I want one .
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:09:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:16:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Self Defense is illegal in England.





Wrong, Mrs Vito and me chased down a couple of teenage thugs who threw a brick through our front window 3 years ago, beatings were 'administered', the PoPo turned up, nothing was said to her (pick handle) or me (Maglite).

And break into my home armed and you are going to get lead indigestion.... and that's perfectly legal....

ANdy



Perfectly legal.
So long as you don't use any racial slurs while doing it.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:55:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Self Defense is illegal in England.





Wrong, Mrs Vito and me chased down a couple of teenage thugs who threw a brick through our front window 3 years ago, beatings were 'administered', the PoPo turned up, nothing was said to her (pick handle) or me (Maglite).

And break into my home armed and you are going to get lead indigestion.... and that's perfectly legal....

ANdy



This is good to hear, all this time I thought you were only allowed to 'fart in their general direction' (if proper warnining was issued first)....
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:59:39 PM EDT
Are chainsaws legal in the UK?

The infamous shotgun racking sound has nothing on one of those things being started up!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 12:03:04 AM EDT
They should Ban them....
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 12:05:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 12:08:25 AM EDT by R-32]
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Link Posted: 12/15/2005 2:40:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Self Defense is illegal in England.


They are 'civilized' enough to die properly at the hands of a thug





wrong....


you need to understand minimum force.....

A legaly held firearm may be used in self defense if the circumstances dictate.
A very very rare situation here in the UK but if a firearm is used in an attack and one(legally held) is to hand for the victim to use it may be used in self defence.
It's all a matter of level of threat....we are not allowed to shoot a burglar carrying a stick

The chance of ever being in a situation to use a firearm in self defence in the UK is a million to one.....


But there's a lot we can do....to protect ourselves.

From my bedroom to my front door I pass...4 items strategicaly placed that can be used for defence


some people here in the UK might find that bizzare

Taffy

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 2:52:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 2:55:57 PM EDT by jasondcrum]
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Link Posted: 12/15/2005 2:53:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taffy223:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Self Defense is illegal in England.


They are 'civilized' enough to die properly at the hands of a thug





wrong....


you need to understand minimum force.....

A legaly held firearm may be used in self defense if the circumstances dictate.
A very very rare situation here in the UK but if a firearm is used in an attack and one(legally held) is to hand for the victim to use it may be used in self defence.
It's all a matter of level of threat....we are not allowed to shoot a burglar carrying a stick

The chance of ever being in a situation to use a firearm in self defence in the UK is a million to one.....


But there's a lot we can do....to protect ourselves.

From my bedroom to my front door I pass...4 items strategicaly placed that can be used for defence


some people here in the UK might find that bizzare

Taffy






AHH! That ashtray you handed me looked like a weapon... I should have known.

Taffy also disorients his intruders with a dazzling amount of wall color. While the thief is admiring the walls he gets em.


Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:01:04 PM EDT
Jason

It's terracotta......not "bright orange"

So the missus keeps telling me

How's you and the good lady?


Taffy
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:01:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 3:02:51 PM EDT by Joaquin]

Originally Posted By Taffy223:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Self Defense is illegal in England.


They are 'civilized' enough to die properly at the hands of a thug





wrong....


you need to understand minimum force.....

A legaly held firearm may be used in self defense if the circumstances dictate.
A very very rare situation here in the UK but if a firearm is used in an attack and one(legally held) is to hand for the victim to use it may be used in self defence.
It's all a matter of level of threat....we are not allowed to shoot a burglar carrying a stick

The chance of ever being in a situation to use a firearm in self defence in the UK is a million to one.....


But there's a lot we can do....to protect ourselves.

From my bedroom to my front door I pass...4 items strategicaly placed that can be used for defence


some people here in the UK might find that bizzare

Taffy




It's all a matter of level of threat....we are not allowed to shoot a burglar carrying a stick

ya mean some petite armed woman is just suppose to stand there while a much bigger male beats her brains out with a baseball bat?


Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:38:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Joaquin:

Originally Posted By Taffy223:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Self Defense is illegal in England.


They are 'civilized' enough to die properly at the hands of a thug





wrong....


you need to understand minimum force.....

A legaly held firearm may be used in self defense if the circumstances dictate.
A very very rare situation here in the UK but if a firearm is used in an attack and one(legally held) is to hand for the victim to use it may be used in self defence.
It's all a matter of level of threat....we are not allowed to shoot a burglar carrying a stick

The chance of ever being in a situation to use a firearm in self defence in the UK is a million to one.....


But there's a lot we can do....to protect ourselves.

From my bedroom to my front door I pass...4 items strategicaly placed that can be used for defence


some people here in the UK might find that bizzare

Taffy




It's all a matter of level of threat....we are not allowed to shoot a burglar carrying a stick

ya mean some petite armed woman is just suppose to stand there while a much bigger male beats her brains out with a baseball bat?






as long as the petit womans arms are big enough ...she'll be ok...



Taffy
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 3:46:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taffy223:

Originally Posted By Joaquin:

Originally Posted By Taffy223:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Self Defense is illegal in England.


They are 'civilized' enough to die properly at the hands of a thug





wrong....


you need to understand minimum force.....

A legaly held firearm may be used in self defense if the circumstances dictate.
A very very rare situation here in the UK but if a firearm is used in an attack and one(legally held) is to hand for the victim to use it may be used in self defence.
It's all a matter of level of threat....we are not allowed to shoot a burglar carrying a stick

The chance of ever being in a situation to use a firearm in self defence in the UK is a million to one.....


But there's a lot we can do....to protect ourselves.

From my bedroom to my front door I pass...4 items strategicaly placed that can be used for defence


some people here in the UK might find that bizzare

Taffy




It's all a matter of level of threat....we are not allowed to shoot a burglar carrying a stick

ya mean some petite armed woman is just suppose to stand there while a much bigger male beats her brains out with a baseball bat?






as long as the petit womans arms are big enough ...she'll be ok...

www.poudlard.com/annonce/Lubarrel.jpg

Taffy



I thought pistols were banned in UK
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:14:44 PM EDT
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