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Posted: 12/14/2005 10:21:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 2:12:09 PM EDT by Rodent]
The GF is making labels for bottles of horseradish that we grew in our garden to give to our relatives and friends for Christmas. We're trying to brainstorm a funny name and aren't having any luck.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:26:53 AM EDT
It seems the obvious name would be something like "Rodent Products".
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:28:28 AM EDT
Rodent Root
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:28:54 AM EDT
The GF wants to go with "Homemade Heathen Horseradish".
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:29:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
Rodent Root



LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:30:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
Rodent Root



LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".



Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:30:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 10:31:36 AM EDT by efpeter]

Originally Posted By Rodent:
The GF wants to go with "Homemade Heathen Horseradish".



Is that like 8 8 Horseradish
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:35:12 AM EDT
Elmer's Horseradish.

Someone photoshop the glue bottle sticker thingy and make labels off of it. Put it in the jars that look like paste.

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:38:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 10:47:09 AM EDT by op_rod]
Hot spicy rodent root!

Essence of rodent!

Feel the sting of the rodent!

Rodent's tangy spicy sauce!

Ground rodent! It's what's for dinner!

From the fertile rodent fields, a spicy treat!

From my hands to your, with love -- Rodent Root!

Rodent Root -- taste the magic! Smell the love! Refrigerate after opening!

Put a little Rodent into your family!

Miracle Rodent Spread!

Rodent food. Please see MSDS before opening.

Hot and spicy rodent knobs!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:39:47 AM EDT
Chin gravy.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:47:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 10:51:47 AM EDT by Rodent]
She doesn't seem to be taking our suggestions seriously. Now she's working on a label (she's a graphic designer) that says: "Rodent's 13 Horsepower Homemade Horseradish".
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:49:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 10:50:02 AM EDT by op_rod]

Originally Posted By Rodent:
She doesn't seem to be taking our suggestions seriously. Now she's working on a label (she's a graphic designer) that says: "Rodent's 13 Horsepower Homeade Horseradish".



A rodent, rampant, on a green field, with fire coming out of his mouth? "Qui tu vivus est"?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:50:25 AM EDT
Whinny-Licious
Horse-Rodents Radishs
Rodent-Licious
Radi-Licious
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:01:40 AM EDT
Fire Breathin Filly



It's spicy, right?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:13:00 AM EDT

Rodent's Finestkind Radradish Sauce...
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:19:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 11:20:22 AM EDT by The_Reaper]

Originally Posted By Rodent:
She doesn't seem to be taking our suggestions seriously. Now she's working on a label (she's a graphic designer) that says: "Rodent's 13 Horsepower Homemade Horseradish".



13 horsepower?

Must be a weak batch.

Come back when it is 1000 horsepower of nitro burning fury.


Edit to add:
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:21:25 AM EDT
"The Condiment Al Pacino used in 'Heat'!"
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:36:12 AM EDT
Phantom Phlyer's Phine Phoods - Gourmet Armoracia Rusticana
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:44:12 AM EDT

Made from fresh horse!

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:34:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 12:34:55 PM EDT by Rodent]
Here's what EB the Evil Genius came up with:



Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:53:38 PM EDT
Private Rootbeer's Paint Remover and Sammich Condiment
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:57:16 PM EDT


"Hotternschitt Horseradish"


Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:08:40 PM EDT
I'm having a hard time believing that no one has suggested anything relating horses and apples.
Slackers!



BTW - horseraddish is good stuff.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:20:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 1:20:33 PM EDT by Melvinator2k0]
how about
shit
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:26:14 PM EDT
Rodent's Horse Apple Juice

Rodent's Shredded Horse Apples

Radish of Horse Concentrate
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:27:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Here's what EB the Evil Genius came up with:



tinypic.com/imjjbc.jpg



That looks cool. Shredded or pureed root?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:29:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
Rodent Root



LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".



My smartass reply to that woulda been "Just like your sister."
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:35:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ironoxbows:

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
Rodent Root



LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".



My smartass reply to that woulda been "Just like your sister."



What, are you trying to get me stabbed in my sleep?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:36:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By npd233:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Here's what EB the Evil Genius came up with:



tinypic.com/imjjbc.jpg



That looks cool. Shredded or pureed root?



I just put it in a blender with vinegar. Remember when you got gassed in boot camp? This stuff comes pretty close. I feel like taking a wiff and singing the Marine Corps hymn while my sinuses drain.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:58:47 PM EDT
Rodents road apple horseradish.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 2:09:42 PM EDT
Winnipesaukee Wicked Horseradish.......................Maybe
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