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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Name this horseradish - now with *PIC*

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:21:56 AM EDT

The GF is making labels for bottles of horseradish that we grew in our garden to give to our relatives and friends for Christmas. We're trying to brainstorm a funny name and aren't having any luck.

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:26:53 AM EDT

[#1]

It seems the obvious name would be something like "Rodent Products".

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:28:28 AM EDT

[#2]

Rodent Root

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:28:54 AM EDT

[#3]

The GF wants to go with "Homemade Heathen Horseradish".

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:29:49 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Rodent Root

LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:30:22 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Rodent Root

LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:30:25 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
The GF wants to go with "Homemade Heathen Horseradish".

Is that like 8 8 Horseradish

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:35:12 AM EDT

[#7]

Elmer's Horseradish.

Someone photoshop the glue bottle sticker thingy and make labels off of it. Put it in the jars that look like paste.

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:38:32 AM EDT

[#8]

Hot spicy rodent root!

Essence of rodent!

Feel the sting of the rodent!

Rodent's tangy spicy sauce!

Ground rodent! It's what's for dinner!

From the fertile rodent fields, a spicy treat!

From my hands to your, with love -- Rodent Root!

Rodent Root -- taste the magic! Smell the love! Refrigerate after opening!

Put a little Rodent into your family!

Miracle Rodent Spread!

Rodent food. Please see MSDS before opening.

Hot and spicy rodent knobs!

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:39:47 AM EDT

[#9]

Chin gravy.

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:47:55 AM EDT

[#10]

She doesn't seem to be taking our suggestions seriously. Now she's working on a label (she's a graphic designer) that says: "Rodent's 13 Horsepower Homemade Horseradish".

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:49:01 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
She doesn't seem to be taking our suggestions seriously. Now she's working on a label (she's a graphic designer) that says: "Rodent's 13 Horsepower Homeade Horseradish".

A rodent, rampant, on a green field, with fire coming out of his mouth? "Qui tu vivus est"?

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:50:25 AM EDT

[#12]

Whinny-Licious
Horse-Rodents Radishs
Rodent-Licious
Radi-Licious

Posted: 12/14/2005 11:01:40 AM EDT

[#13]

Fire Breathin Filly

It's spicy, right?

Posted: 12/14/2005 11:13:00 AM EDT

[#14]

Rodent's Finestkind Radradish Sauce...

Posted: 12/14/2005 11:19:58 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
She doesn't seem to be taking our suggestions seriously. Now she's working on a label (she's a graphic designer) that says: "Rodent's 13 Horsepower Homemade Horseradish".

13 horsepower?

Must be a weak batch.

Come back when it is 1000 horsepower of nitro burning fury.

Edit to add:

Posted: 12/14/2005 11:21:25 AM EDT

[#16]

"The Condiment Al Pacino used in 'Heat'!"

Posted: 12/14/2005 11:36:12 AM EDT

[#17]

Phantom Phlyer's Phine Phoods - Gourmet Armoracia Rusticana

Posted: 12/14/2005 11:44:12 AM EDT

[#18]

Made from fresh horse!

Posted: 12/14/2005 12:34:34 PM EDT

[#19]

Here's what EB the Evil Genius came up with:

Posted: 12/14/2005 12:53:38 PM EDT

[#20]

Private Rootbeer's Paint Remover and Sammich Condiment

Posted: 12/14/2005 12:57:16 PM EDT

[#21]

"Hotternschitt Horseradish"

Posted: 12/14/2005 1:08:40 PM EDT

[#22]

I'm having a hard time believing that no one has suggested anything relating horses and apples.
Slackers!

BTW - horseraddish is good stuff.

Posted: 12/14/2005 1:20:21 PM EDT

[#23]

how about
shit

Posted: 12/14/2005 1:26:14 PM EDT

[#24]

Rodent's Horse Apple Juice

Rodent's Shredded Horse Apples

Radish of Horse Concentrate

Posted: 12/14/2005 1:27:11 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Here's what EB the Evil Genius came up with:

tinypic.com/imjjbc.jpg

That looks cool. Shredded or pureed root?

Posted: 12/14/2005 1:29:06 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Rodent Root

LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".

My smartass reply to that woulda been "Just like your sister."

Posted: 12/14/2005 1:35:09 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Rodent Root

LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".

My smartass reply to that woulda been "Just like your sister."

What, are you trying to get me stabbed in my sleep?

Posted: 12/14/2005 1:36:42 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Here's what EB the Evil Genius came up with:

tinypic.com/imjjbc.jpg

That looks cool. Shredded or pureed root?

I just put it in a blender with vinegar. Remember when you got gassed in boot camp? This stuff comes pretty close. I feel like taking a wiff and singing the Marine Corps hymn while my sinuses drain.

Posted: 12/14/2005 1:58:47 PM EDT

[#29]

Rodents road apple horseradish.

Posted: 12/14/2005 2:09:42 PM EDT

[#30]

Winnipesaukee Wicked Horseradish.......................Maybe

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