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Posted: 12/14/2005 4:39:41 AM EDT
So today I am flirting with being an old guy. I some some of the symptoms. Not the physical ones, I have plenty of those, but the grumpy ol' fart ones.

The smoking ban, the gun "laws", the restrictions on speech and all manner of "Political Correctness" all take away my freedoms that hundreds of thousands of Veterans died to secure. I feel like 63% of residents of Washington state just took a crap on the graves of our Veterans by voting for their self interest rather than protect the public liberty.

Nobody was forced to endure smoking. 75% of businesses were already smoke free, which reflects the fact that 75% of the population doesn't smoke.

You guys cans agree with me, or be wrong, I'll respect your right to be that way, unlike some of you.

No wonder I'm grumpy. I think I'll go piss off a non-smoker today. I'll go stand outside the mall and hand out free cigarettes to adults who want them.

This is a dupe of my lecture in the WA HTF.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:49:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
So today I am flirting with being an old guy.



Oh thank GOD you put that word in the sentence!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:51:02 AM EDT
well, happy bd anyway!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:51:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
So today I am flirting with being an old guy.



Oh thank GOD you put that word in the sentence!



Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:52:07 AM EDT
54? Holy crap! Tell us about the parting of the Red Sea! Was it a sunny day?

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Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:52:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 4:53:49 AM EDT by EricTheHun]
Hmmm, you may not be over the hill, but it's quite likely that you are on the cusp of that hill.



The question to ask yourself is, 'Do the honeys still think I'm cute ?'

If so, you may be an old guy, but you've got nothing to be grumpy about!

Eric The(MiddleAgeCrazy)Hun
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:56:23 AM EDT
[grumpy ol' fart] DUPE!! [/grumpy ol' fart]

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:06:35 AM EDT
When i think about Smoking or red meat or fireworks or what ever i think of that movie "the truman show" and that line "how will it end?" I was an optimistic youth used to think that things get better with time, slaves got free, did away with kings, nazis defeated etc. But now im not so sure. I wonder if I'm a dying breed? Will there be a backlash and smoking become fashionable again? Or will Crips end up shooting kids in turf wars to distribute Marlboro! Will being PC be a fad, or is it here to stay? Will things finally get better or get so bad that there will be a revolution? Or is the old world just passing away a new PC, no vices, no fun, no nothing insect hive society the future?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:07:11 AM EDT
54. WOW!

My house isn't even that old. Neither one of them. Even added together they are not that old.
J/K
I hope I am lucky enough to live at least that long. Have a great Birthday Old Man.

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:07:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:10:37 AM EDT


sweeeeeeeeeeeet bunny

this honey stil thinks youre cute

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:12:55 AM EDT
Happy Birthday............now your as old as i am........

will be 55 in Feb. now, are we glad we grew up when we did, damn straight! we got to do all kinds of shit ya can't do these days.In the 70's you could load up any young thing you find and not worry about anything that soap and water did not take care of.........
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:14:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:16:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 5:17:12 AM EDT by gus]
54? How did you ever live to be that old if you're a smoker?



ETA:
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:23:14 AM EDT
What were the dinosaurs like?



Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:30:32 AM EDT
Happy B'Day, ya 'ol fart...



- georgestrings
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:32:52 AM EDT
[annoying kids] Did they have Nintendo when you were a little boy? [/annoying kid]

Happy Birthday da_Bunny! The Bunny Slayer sends her love too!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:34:57 AM EDT
Happy Birthday, but I did not think that rabbits lived that long

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:36:12 AM EDT
Happy Bday DaBunny! Its mine too! 37 today!! w00t! Ill fire up a cigar outside today in our honor!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:37:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
What were the dinosaurs like?







[rolf]

my 7 year old asked me that on my 50th b-day,serious as a heartattack, seems mom (14 years my junior), set him up for it...,,thanks for a fine laugh and warm memory this morning

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Da Bunny...
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:32:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
Hmmm, you may not be over the hill, but it's quite likely that you are on the cusp of that hill.



The question to ask yourself is, 'Do the honeys still think I'm cute ?'

If so, you may be an old guy, but you've got nothing to be grumpy about!

Eric The(MiddleAgeCrazy)Hun



It cost me a few Sausage, Egg & Cheese McMuffins, but I got birthdays cards from the latte' stand barista hotties.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:36:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Happy Bday DaBunny! Its mine too! 37 today!! w00t! Ill fire up a cigar outside today in our honor!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY McNasty! w00t!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:38:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:43:25 AM EDT
Hell bunny I will be 59 in 2 weeks. I agree with the "old fart" attitudes, I am to short in this life to put up with much of anything. I hate TV, hate the fucking crowds out there, Dont care for either of the political parties, cynicism is now my middle name. I do have a younger Wife (45 ) and a teenage daughter both of whom keep me on my toes but I have come to realize now why my old man was so pissed at everthing when I was a kid..
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:44:29 AM EDT
Oh and happy Birthday !!

PS- Fuck all you anti smokers!!!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:47:15 AM EDT
Happy Birthday
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:57:57 AM EDT
you will get this so, i want to be the first

old bastard!


Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:46:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 10:47:07 AM EDT by Da_Bunny]
This is all music to my ears! Thanks Everyone!

Happy Birthday, Fat McNasty!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:48:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
This is all music to my ears! Thanks Everyone!

Happy Birthday, Fat McNasty!



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