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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:48:14 PM EDT
Diggin threw my closet tonight and found my magic wand.
So as a one time offer tonight only , I ask you what you wish for.

   You may have one of each-

One Car

One Woman

and

One Gun


So what it'll be pal

ETA-  I'm feelin nice so I will throw in one wild card wish as well. [
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:48:42 PM EDT
[#1]
Gun.


It will last the longest, and cost the least


edit - Oh, I thought we had to chose only one
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:49:21 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Gun.


It will last the longest, and cost the least



You get ONE of each.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:50:32 PM EDT
[#3]
Already have each of the ones I want.

G

Pssst - in case she has an account...
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:52:11 PM EDT
[#4]
Jeep Rescue

Meg Ryan

GAU 17

Aviator
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:53:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Car?  Latest model of the Honda Accord.  Mine has always treated me right.  Anything more expensive would just end up being sold and some of the money used to buy an Accord.


Gun?  I'll take an M16.  Really, it is the #1 NFA item I want and I can configure as I would want.  Affordable ammo, too.


Woman?  A friend of mine.  Long story... not going into it.  I haven't had nearly enough to drink to spill my guts.  Typing is pretty hard though, so I must be close.  


- BG
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:54:03 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Jeep Rescue

Meg Ryan

GAU 17

Aviator



Excellent.  And I might add all very nice choices!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:54:57 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Car?  Latest model of the Honda Accord.  Mine has always treated me right.  Anything more expensive would just end up being sold and some of the money used to buy an Accord.


Gun?  I'll take an M16.  Really, it is the #1 NFA item I want and I can configure as I would want.  Affordable ammo, too.


Woman?  A friend of mine.  Long story... not going into it.  I haven't had nearly enough to drink to spill my guts.  Typing is pretty hard though, so I must be close.  


- BG



Sounds modest enough.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:56:31 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Diggin threw my closet tonight and found my magic wand.
So as a one time offer tonight only , I ask you what you wish for.

   You may have one of each-

One Car    2002 trans am WS-6 Firehawk

One Woman    Jennifer Anniston
and

One Gun       Socom 16 with collapsible stock and surefire and aimpoint goodies.

So what it'll be pal

ETA-  I'm feelin nice so I will throw in one wild card wish as well. [



Wildcard huh?   Can I get Jennifer Anniston to act like Jenna Jamison, but only with me and the women she brings home to me?  


Top all that yee charlitans!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:58:22 PM EDT
[#9]
This

This

And this
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:58:31 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Jeep Rescue

Meg Ryan

GAU 17

Aviator



Excellent.  And I might add all very nice choices!



Thank you. When  might I expect them to arrive?

Aviator
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:03:16 PM EDT
[#11]
Car - the original Magnum PI ferrari - the one Tom actually drove.

Woman - I honestly have to say the wife.

Gun - An authentic Colt 1911 actually fired in combat during WWII

Wildcard - A Corsair F4U, and a pilots license.

Unbeatable
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:03:27 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Diggin threw my closet tonight and found my magic wand.
So as a one time offer tonight only , I ask you what you wish for.

   You may have one of each-

One Car    2002 trans am WS-6 Firehawk

One Woman    Jennifer Anniston
and

One Gun       Socom 16 with collapsible stock and surefire and aimpoint goodies.

So what it'll be pal

ETA-  I'm feelin nice so I will throw in one wild card wish as well. [



Wildcard huh?   Can I get Jennifer Anniston to act like Jenna Jamison, but only with me and the women she brings home to me?  


Top all that yee charlitans!




Well thought out.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:04:12 PM EDT
[#13]
My wife . . . Mercedes turbo diesel . . . garand
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:04:37 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
This tinypic.com/ilzuxc.jpg

Thistinypic.com/ilzvgw.jpg

And thistinypic.com/ilzvvs.jpg



Very nice!  I like the last one the best.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:05:18 PM EDT
[#15]

Originally Posted By Dusty_C

One Car    2002 trans am WS-6 Firehawk




How about silver?

I'll sell you my wife's.......


Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:05:51 PM EDT
[#16]






Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:06:09 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Jeep Rescue

Meg Ryan

GAU 17

Aviator



Excellent.  And I might add all very nice choices!



Thank you. When  might I expect them to arrive?

Aviator



Well, I am running a spot behind due to ISP problems tonight.  But, I'm working on it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:06:22 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
This tinypic.com/ilzuxc.jpg
Ammo would be expensive.

Thistinypic.com/ilzvgw.jpg
Not road legal.

And thistinypic.com/ilzvvs.jpg
Well, it IS a magic wand...

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:06:50 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Car - the original Magnum PI ferrari - the one Tom actually drove.

Woman - I honestly have to say the wife.

Gun - An authentic Colt 1911 actually fired in combat during WWII

Wildcard - A Corsair F4U, and a pilots license.

Unbeatable



I dig the Gull wing  monster, anice choice for the wildcard indeed!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:06:53 PM EDT
[#20]
Well in that case I'll take an oil company.

G
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:08:46 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Well in that case I'll take an oil company.

G



We may have a winner.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:08:47 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C

One Car    2002 trans am WS-6 Firehawk




How about silver?

I'll sell you my wife's.......


userweb.suscom.net/~sbritton/corvette_files/image020.jpg




Mine's not a firehawk but yeah I like silver.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:08:50 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C

One Car    2002 trans am WS-6 Firehawk




How about silver?

I'll sell you my wife's.......


userweb.suscom.net/~sbritton/corvette_files/image020.jpg




How Much?


I'll have a 66 Chevelle SS for the car
the woman I'd have to think about.

for the gun..does a quad mount full of ma duce's count as one gun? is not then just one ma duce! full auto
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:09:34 PM EDT
[#24]
Car : some small/mid sized  sporty BMW..maybe this?

Woman: undeclared...whatevers the best out there is what I want.  

Gun: G-36

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:11:39 PM EDT
[#26]
1997 Viper GTS/R 750hp model, not some wimpy 450.

Woman...  hmmm... Current model GF.  

M240 mg.  
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:12:40 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Woman: undeclared...whatevers the best out there is what I want.  




Does that mean you want a test drive?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:13:03 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Car : some small/mid sized  sporty BMW..maybe this? www.polet-press.si/avtofokus/images/64/BMW-3--naslovna-in--naslovn.jpg

Woman: undeclared...whatevers the best out there is what I want.  

Gun: G-36 www.hecklerkoch-usa.com/images/media/productimages/g36.jpg




How about a nice German woman to go along with your motif
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:15:08 PM EDT
[#29]
I want an HK MP7A1, a candy apple red 1972 Cadillac El Dorado Convertible (mint condition of course) and Angelina Jolie.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:15:08 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
1997 Viper GTS/R 750hp model, not some wimpy 450.

Woman...  hmmm... Current model GF.  

M240 mg.  



The first and last sound like high end choices, I presume your GF also fits the catergory.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:16:02 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
I want an HK MP7A1, a candy apple red 1972 Cadillac El Dorado Convertible (mint condition of course) and Angelina Jolie.



Classy!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:16:29 PM EDT
[#32]
ferret armored car....jessica alba........LW piston M16.....

all together.



wildcard...a second jessica alba.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:17:52 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
ferret armored car....jessica alba........LW piston M16.....

all together.



Jessica, with LWpiston M16 in a ferret Armored car.      Perfect!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:20:37 PM EDT
[#34]
I'm assuming that these are things you would conjure up for us, in addition to what we might already have, right?  If so this is my list...

Car:
 Chevy Corvette Z06.  I've always had a thing for 'vettes.

Woman:
 My girlfriend.  She's sweet, pretty, intelligent, conservative (libertarian would've been better, but close enough), knows how to treat her man, likes guns, and loves motorcycles.  What more could I ask for?  

Gun:  
 I would wish for the NFA and GCA to be repealead.  Then I'd be able to afford a full auto toy.  Failing that, I'd wish for a transferable AR15/M16 receiver.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:22:26 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
I'm assuming that these are things you would conjure up for us, in addition to what we might already have, right? Yes! If so this is my list...

Car:
 Chevy Corvette Z06.  I've always had a thing for 'vettes.

Woman:
 My girlfriend.  She's sweet, pretty, intelligent, conservative (libertarian would've been better, but close enough), knows how to treat her man, likes guns, and loves motorcycles.  What more could I ask for?  

Gun:  
 I would wish for the NFA and GCA to be repealead.  Then I'd be able to afford a full auto toy.  Failing that, I'd wish for a transferable AR15/M16 receiver.



Very useful wish list and tasteful as well.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:24:54 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
My wife . . . Mercedes turbo diesel . . . garand



Wouldn't mind  an oil burning Mercedes either.  As you wish!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:27:23 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Woman: undeclared...whatevers the best out there is what I want.  




Does that mean you want a test drive?




Quoted:

Quoted:
Car : some small/mid sized  sporty BMW..maybe this? www.polet-press.si/avtofokus/images/64/BMW-3--naslovna-in--naslovn.jpg

Woman: undeclared...whatevers the best out there is what I want.  

Gun: G-36 www.hecklerkoch-usa.com/images/media/productimages/g36.jpg




How about a nice German woman to go along with your motif



A..couple test drives would be awesome....

ok how about Heidi Klum, to start...
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:28:03 PM EDT
[#38]
Car: McLaren F1 (I know it isn't the fastest anymore but it is just so sexy)
Girl: Jessica Alba ( I hate to copy somebody else, but you can't upgrade perfect)
Gun: Select-fire G-36
Wildcard: a bank account with 11 digits

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:29:54 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Woman: undeclared...whatevers the best out there is what I want.  




Does that mean you want a test drive?




Quoted:

Quoted:
Car : some small/mid sized  sporty BMW..maybe this? www.polet-press.si/avtofokus/images/64/BMW-3--naslovna-in--naslovn.jpg

Woman: undeclared...whatevers the best out there is what I want.  

Gun: G-36 www.hecklerkoch-usa.com/images/media/productimages/g36.jpg




How about a nice German woman to go along with your motif



A..couple test drives would be awesome....

ok how about Heidi Klum, to start... www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9902/16/celeb.model.covers/heidi.klum.jpg



A marvelous vantage to start from, and now included with this wish a no hassle return policy!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:31:16 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Car: McLaren F1 (I know it isn't the fastest anymore but it is just so sexy)
Girl: Jessica Alba ( I hate to copy somebody else, but you can't upgrade perfect)
Gun: Select-fire G-36
Wildcard: a bank account with 11 digits




Agreed!  

However the wizard was unaware that the Mclaren was no longer the fastest production car
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:32:27 PM EDT
[#41]
Scar Heavy

My current GF

Ferrari F360
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:40:44 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
Scar Heavy

My current GF

Ferrari F360



Well said Fred! Well said.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:42:01 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Woman: undeclared...whatevers the best out there is what I want.  




Does that mean you want a test drive?




Quoted:

Quoted:
Car : some small/mid sized  sporty BMW..maybe this? www.polet-press.si/avtofokus/images/64/BMW-3--naslovna-in--naslovn.jpg

Woman: undeclared...whatevers the best out there is what I want.  

Gun: G-36 www.hecklerkoch-usa.com/images/media/productimages/g36.jpg




How about a nice German woman to go along with your motif



A..couple test drives would be awesome....

ok how about Heidi Klum, to start... www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9902/16/celeb.model.covers/heidi.klum.jpg



A marvelous vantage to start from, and now included with this wish a no hassle return policy!



good deal
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:43:58 PM EDT
[#44]
Bad News Folks!
I regret to inform you the batteries in the wand are dead, and the wizard is going to bed.
But keep the requests coming and I will see what I can do again tomorrow

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:50:13 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Bad News Folks!
I regret to inform you the batteries in the wand are dead, and the wizard is going to bed.
But keep the requests coming and I will see what I can do again tomorrow




haha alright, good deal I got my wishes in
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:52:10 PM EDT
[#46]
Damn!   I'm always a day late and a dollar short!  
Oh well, story of my life.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:55:00 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

One Car  1976 Blazer

One Woman  Angelina Jolie

and

One Gun  Russian AKM

Wildcard  mountain retreat in northern New Hampshire


So what it'll be pal

ETA-  I'm feelin nice so I will throw in one wild card wish as well. [

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 8:58:22 PM EDT
[#48]
Car - I really dug that Top Gear video of the Ferrari F430, so that's my current fantasy

Gun - registered auto M-16 lower, I can take it from there

Girl - she knows who she is - and I don't need a magic wand, just a little more time

Wildcard - My degree finished and a job with the D.S.S.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:31:58 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:41:56 AM EDT
[#50]
Car: 1984 Yugo
Woman: Rosanne Barr
Gun: Lorcin .380

Just kidding!
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