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Posted: 12/13/2005 3:51:12 PM EDT
tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040007.html

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005



By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.



Holy crap.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:53:11 PM EDT


Now that is keeping it in the family......



Oh wait, cyber sex with his mom, Oh damn........
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:53:23 PM EDT
pwned
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:53:38 PM EDT
I am not sure who was owneed worse!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:53:47 PM EDT
Thats gotta be bullshit.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:55:30 PM EDT
And then they talked about it? C'est le Jeree Springair!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:55:31 PM EDT
That dude has some deeeeeep Mommy issues.

His dream girl has the same "characteristics" as his MOM!!!





Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:55:57 PM EDT
So she was still married to his dad....

I'd just kill myself out of shame.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:56:24 PM EDT
"well that is all kinds of fucked up"

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:57:30 PM EDT
Mother knows best.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:57:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 3:58:24 PM EDT by Mall-Ninja]
PWND



Mom's got some 'splainin to do...... passing herself off as a much younger woman.....
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:58:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Thats gotta be bullshit.



Sounds like it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:58:56 PM EDT
Turns a whole new meaning to "OH BABY YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO GOOD"


Oh damn damn damn
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:01:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx: And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:02:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:03:52 PM EDT
Leave it to the French.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:04:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1shott:


Now that is keeping it in the family......



Oh wait, cyber sex with his mom, Oh damn........




That man ain't never gonna be right!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:05:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NonConformist:

Originally Posted By 1shott:


Now that is keeping it in the family......



Oh wait, cyber sex with his mom, Oh damn........




That man ain't never gonna be right!



Hahaha, that is some funny stuff right there.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:06:23 PM EDT
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are. That's funny.

Some enchanted evening, you'll find you're one true mother...
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:08:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:14:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:14:26 PM EDT
This guy is a modern-day Oedipus. Now all he needs is a broach to blind himself. What a douchebag.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:39:08 PM EDT
that is sick. the dad was just a little upset that his wife was going to cheat on him. nice. you know they cybered. son found out his mom was gonna cheat on his dad. pina colada.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:41:17 PM EDT
Not really suprised with how many people meet up online.
I mean - the law of averages?
It has to happen eventually.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:42:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
"well that is all kinds of fucked up"




Uh huh. Big +1......
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:44:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:46:33 PM EDT
French. Go figure.

They probably got drunk and screwed anyway.


French. Go figure.

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:46:51 PM EDT

Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine


Proof that even your mom lies.........
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:48:22 PM EDT
He spent 9 months getting out of her the first time and 6 months trying to get back into her the second time.


Breacher
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:50:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Not really suprised with how many people meet up online.
I mean - the law of averages?
It has to happen eventually.


That's what I was thinking.

It's like the "Pina Colada Song" in real life, except with his mom. .........
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:10:33 PM EDT
Freud would have a field day with this one! Just goes to show "Ya never know on the internet..."
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:11:54 PM EDT
(to the tune of "Strangers in the Night")

"Mothers in the night..."



Leave it to the French to come up with something that screwed up.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:23:13 PM EDT
Jacking off on the internet isn't dating. It's just... Jacking off. How French.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:34:56 PM EDT
[markm]These things happen![/markm]
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:40:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:41:30 PM EDT
A modern-day Oedipus!

"Are you telling me that you fucked your son Paul?"

Who can tell me what movie that line is from?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:43:38 PM EDT
now that's fucked up.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:45:21 PM EDT
Should have called himself Oedipus.


A real mama's boy. Looking for a girl just like Mama. Well, he found her.


Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:46:15 PM EDT
So....
What happens when Mom yells out Son's name while having sex with Dad???
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:48:13 PM EDT
Most men want to marry someone just like dad married - so it makes sense
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:50:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:52:16 PM EDT
[ Insert Nelson and HA! HA! here]

GM
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:52:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:56:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Breacher:
He spent 9 months getting out of her the first time and 6 months trying to get back into her the second time.


Breacher





Sigline material!!!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 6:40:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Breacher:
He spent 9 months getting out of her the first time and 6 months trying to get back into her the second time.


Breacher



omfg.

new keyboard needed!!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:50:38 AM EDT
Oedipus FRENCH !
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:55:45 AM EDT
Not to be a killjoy, but did anyone bother to see who the source for the article was? Last time I knew these guy's were not known for accurate reporting:



... but I guess they're still better than CBS News.

SBG
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:03:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:25:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
I guess she didn't spank him enough as a child.



On the contrary, I think she spanked him all too often.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:31:24 AM EDT
That just made my day.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:31:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
"well that is all kinds of fucked up"




and yet, strangely sweet at the same time........

[desertmoon tunes his banjo]
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