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Posted: 12/14/2005 9:38:14 AM EDT
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real big +2! if it was me, i'd be burning my computer...man, whacking off to his mother telling him she loves to swallow!  (you know they did!)hahahahahaha so pwn3d! |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 9:39:07 AM EDT
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At least dad has some good evidence to present at the impending divorce trial.
Wanna bet he gets the house? |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 9:42:07 AM EDT
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" if you like Pena Coladas...and getting caught in the rain..... "
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Posted: 12/14/2005 9:54:54 AM EDT
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 rotflmao
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Posted: 12/14/2005 10:16:33 AM EDT
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"Ah, it's you." WAIT!! MOM?? WTF?? MOM--it's YOU!! OMFG!! 
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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:15:18 PM EDT
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"Taboo" What do I win?? 
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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:22:34 PM EDT
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MILF?
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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:36:55 PM EDT
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I have heard there is a theory that people seek to marry a person that is like or is (personality, mannerisms etc.) thier opposite sex parent. Even if this story is fake, it makes that point. Think about how many girls/women want to meet man like thier dad. Like wise girls that have daddy issues, as in a bad relationship with him, date asshole men, are nutjobs when it comes to men and/ or are dirty as hell in bed.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:42:21 PM EDT
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this thread would be more funny w/pics.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:44:27 PM EDT
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"Monkey see, monkey do"?  
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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:47:15 PM EDT
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So was she hot or what??
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Posted: 12/14/2005 3:52:11 PM EDT
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So, hey Oedipus, does your momma spit or swallow?
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Posted: 12/14/2005 3:55:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2005 4:37:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:55:21 PM EDT
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You guys really need to rent the great porno classic Taboo. This thread is so Taboo. Congratulations DasBoot305. You were correct when you identified the mystery quote from Taboo. Your prize is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a date with your mom! |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:08:53 PM EDT
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You other MF'ers with classical type edumacations beat me to the "Eddie... Eddie Puss" ref, so FAYA...
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:13:54 PM EDT
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Only the French.....
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:20:21 PM EDT
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Ohhhh Kay Parker was yummy......mmmmmm 
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:21:46 PM EDT
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I guess the only thing left for you to do is to gouge out your eyes and live in isolation. After fathering children with your mother of course!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:25:59 PM EDT
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"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
now thats just nasty.............
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:34:53 PM EDT
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More lines from Taboo.
Kay Parker: "Gina, I come to you for advice and you're sitting around having orgasms all over the place." Juliet Anderson: "I'm sorry. I've just never met anyone who's fucked their own son before." |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:48:22 PM EDT
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Bwwwaaaahaaha.... wait... that's not funny! 
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:51:50 PM EDT
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Well, I suppose it beats getting a sex change and then going around ruining surprises 
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Posted: 12/15/2005 9:27:23 AM EDT
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A real MILF.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 9:42:44 AM EDT
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Check out what a radio station did to this poor dude, blindfolded him and got him to feel his mom up!
users.waymark.net/0002596-1/pics/duryanfeelsmom.wmv I'd be pissed, but then who's mom goes along with something like this??? Ed |
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