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Posted: 12/13/2005 11:35:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 9:20:51 PM EDT by Dusty_C]
Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!
The one in the shirt showin some belly NOT the other one.

Perfect in everyway but one.....

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She lives in Texas
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:36:41 AM EDT
Got her number? I just broke up wih Trillian, and need a replacement!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:37:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Perfect in everyway except....

She lives in Texas



That means one of us is probably tired of her shit.

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:37:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 11:37:42 AM EDT by mfingar]

Congrats. My perfect woman came around last year, & she's still perfect. (also loves to shoot)
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:37:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Got her number? I just broke up wih Trillian, and need a replacement!

FOAD u bastard!. I'm wondering what kinda mileage the 'bird will get on I-30
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:39:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 11:40:03 AM EDT by bblake00]
What's her PSI rating?

Vinyl or rubber?


The photo is fake.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:39:53 AM EDT
That's my 15 year old daughter you bastard!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:39:56 AM EDT
Well here is your oppurtunity to relocate to the greatest state in the Union.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:40:08 AM EDT
www.nomarriage.com

I'd make it "hot" but you need to cool off.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:40:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
That's my 15 year old daughter you bastard!





Funniest shit all day.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:41:19 AM EDT
The Inflatable Love Piggie finally wear out on ya?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:42:33 AM EDT
aw, did imbroglio trick someone else?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:42:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
That's my 15 year old daughter you bastard!





Funniest shit all day.



Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:42:48 AM EDT
You're doing this because your ex-wife reads this forum, right?

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:42:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!
The one in the shirt showin some belly NOT the other one.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/dustyc/Hosting/ShowLetter.jpg
Perfect in everyway but one.....


She lives in Texas



Dude, on a good day you couldn't score either of them.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:43:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
The Inflatable Love Piggie finally wear out on ya?



Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:43:55 AM EDT
Oh shit! That's the girl I met at the range!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:44:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
You're doing this because your ex-wife reads this forum, right?


No but that does bring up an interesting point. Both my Exes are in Jonesboro, AR. The far northeast corner of AR. I'm in Little Rock, Dead Center. She's just the other side of Texarkana. Wonder if my brain is trying to get me further away from them.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:45:01 AM EDT
That's some creepy looking mural painting in the background. Is the fat one a wicken?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:45:07 AM EDT
What does her T-shirt say?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:45:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 9:53:21 AM EDT by Dusty_C]

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!
The one in the shirt showin some belly NOT the other one.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/dustyc/Hosting/ShowLetter.jpg
Perfect in everyway but one.....


She lives in Texas



Dude, on a good day you couldn't score either of them.

It's not a good day so I'm ok


Originally Posted By FatMan:
What does her T-shirt say?


Not a damn clue.



Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
That's some creepy looking mural painting in the background. Is the fat one a wicken?

halloween party or birthday party on halloween.



Seriously though, If she was closer I'd be doing my damndest. But I have about a 30 minute drive limit. Haven't found a woman worth more gas than that yet.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:49:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

She lives in Texas



She's still perfect..Your ass is in Arkansas...That's the problem!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:50:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

She lives in Texas



She's still perfect..Your ass is in Arkansas...That's the problem!

No, I'm safe up here. Damn texans are crazy.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:53:19 AM EDT
Come on down Dusty, just be sure you go back, OK?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:53:27 AM EDT
What in God's name is that thing hanging in the background?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:53:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
She lives in Texas



I'll take care of her for ya.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:54:04 AM EDT
None of it matters anyway -
You're still recovering from having your family jewels ventilated, then having hardware installed.


Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:54:29 AM EDT
You need this:

www.realhamster.com
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:55:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Perfect in everyway but one.....




For some reason, given that this was posted by Dusty,as soon as I saw this my first thought was that she had a penis, but he was going to give it some time to see if they could work out their issues.

SBG
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:55:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
She lives in Texas



I'll take care of her for ya.



Motown, bring me the other one, it's gettin cold at night ........
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:58:02 AM EDT
Well, I see a few problems with your "perfect woman" assessment:

First , she is taller than 3 ft

Second, She appears to have teeth

Third, she lacks the flat head necessary


But, as they say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:58:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ScaryBlackGuns:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Perfect in everyway but one.....




For some reason, given that this was posted by Dusty,as soon as I saw this my first thought was that she had a penis, but he was going to give it some time to see if they could work out their issues.

SBG

Ya'll think I'm wierd for having piercings, yet ya'll constantly think shit up like this? WTF? She may as well though. Being from that damn far away there is no chance in hell of even trying it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 12:04:15 PM EDT
There don't seem to be that many candles on the cake..Just how old are these little ladies anyway?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 12:05:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 12:07:04 PM EDT by Dusty_C]
The one I'm talkin to is legal that's all I need to know lol. I think it's a halloween party, man ur asking complicated shit now.


ETA hell I count 19. I'm only 25. The chick I'm talkin to is 23, never been married no kids.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 12:08:06 PM EDT


You're advocacy of "forced oral" didn't scare her away?


Link Posted: 12/13/2005 12:09:33 PM EDT
Does she squirt?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 12:09:37 PM EDT
Hey is the princess there taken?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 12:10:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DrMark:

You're advocacy of "forced oral" didn't scare her away?



Where'd I say I advocated it? I said some people are into it. It's a dom/sub thing 95% of people THINK they know about but don't. Just cause I understand something doesn't mean I'm into it or advocate it.



Link Posted: 12/13/2005 12:11:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Badass03:
Does she squirt?

I'll have to get back to you on that one
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 1:00:40 PM EDT
23...

I'd quietly bring up her past.

She might be a Dr. Heckyl hiding...
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 1:03:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
23...

I'd quietly bring up her past.

She might be a Dr. Heckyl hiding...

I'm perfectly happy living in fantasy land lol. I'm just kinda hoping her dad's not an Arfcommer. Countdown the "my daughter met this jackass pierced country fucker from Arkansas today" thread.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 1:11:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 2:59:02 PM EDT by VooDoo3dfx]

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
She might be a Dr. Heckyl hiding...I'm perfectly happy living in fantasy land lol. I'm just kinda hoping her dad's not an Arfcommer. Countdown the "my daughter met this jackass pierced country fucker from Arkansas today" thread.



Would lighten shit up around here.

Seriously, she sounds good on paper. Just don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 2:58:09 PM EDT
Hey Dusty_C, you should hook up with slutty Vietnamese hotties living in TX.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:11:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!




Dude...

Just forget about women for a while. You find the best ones when you are not looking.

Anyone that isn't at least 22-23 is still pretty young and will not know what they want.

But, good luck anyway, hope it works out better than you date with the stripper
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:17:54 PM EDT
You have it wrong.

The perfect woman is blind, deaf, and dumb. No arms or legs. Nothing but a sex machine.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:18:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!




Dude...

Just forget about women for a while. You find the best ones when you are not looking.

Anyone that isn't at least 22-23 is still pretty young and will not know what they want.

But, good luck anyway, hope it works out better than you date with the stripper

That whore lol. That's the thing, I'm not lookin and she's the girl I'd pursue. Not gonna happen though. I'm not even gonna attempt a long distance thing.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:26:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 3:27:47 PM EDT by NimmerMehr]
Oh, nevermind.. I'd get in trouble.... I think.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:50:08 PM EDT

So, what's her ar15.com screen name?

This could be fun for all of us.

Link Posted: 12/13/2005 3:59:17 PM EDT
Well, I live in Texas, and I would be happy to keep her company while you are out of state.

BTW--you can call me Jody.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:01:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 4:01:41 PM EDT by SirDrinksAlot]
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:01:50 PM EDT
I hope you mean the one on the right
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