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Posted: 12/12/2005 11:09:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 11:10:00 PM EDT by sherm8404]
Lemme have 'em.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:10:22 PM EDT
you have been targeted for termination
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:10:48 PM EDT
"He won't be back".
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:11:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunslinger808:
"He won't be back".




LMAO!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:11:43 PM EDT
Tookie- I thought you said you'd kill me last?"

Arnold - "I lied"
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:12:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunslinger808:
"He won't be back".



Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:21:28 PM EDT
Hasta La Vista....TOOKIE!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:48:42 AM EDT
"You're terminated."

Alternately, "you're governated".
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 4:56:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 4:57:11 AM EDT by dvr9]
"I'm the Tookinator. I've been sent from the future to Tookinate you."
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:05:41 AM EDT
Hello Tookie, like my red bandanna?
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:08:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 5:26:20 AM EDT by dizzy]
TERMINATOR:
Tookie Williams?

Tookie:
(hesitant)
Yes?


*BANG*
(­Lowers .45 longslide)
*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*

-ok, so its not a one liner :P
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:26:06 AM EDT
Come on...what are you waiting for?
Do it! DO IT NOOOOOWWWWW!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:30:05 AM EDT
monotone voice/ Fock you ahhsole /monotone voice
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:30:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
Come on...what are you waiting for?
Do it! DO IT NOOOOOWWWWW!



Link Posted: 12/13/2005 6:27:47 AM EDT
Let off some steam, Tookie.

Its not a Tookster

Hasta La Vista, Tookie!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 6:39:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 6:53:54 AM EDT by HardShell]
You all should be ashamed of yourselves!

Don't you realize that Mr. Williams denied his guilt to the very end, that he had family and friends who are grieving even as you make jokes, that he likely is one of thousands of innocent minority victims of a judicial sytem which has proven itself time and again to be racist in its imposition of the death penalty and that...



... no, wait...





Okay, I couldn't even type it with a straight face. Carry on...
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 6:40:27 AM EDT
(Commando on the jet scene)

"Please do not disturb my friend, he is dead tired"
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 6:45:08 AM EDT
Maria is ugly so Tookie must die.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 6:48:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2005 6:51:04 AM EDT by Zaphod]
"You've been erased..."


Or....


"C'mon, Tookie! Let's party!"


Or...


"Let's take his cell. He won't be needing it."


Or....


"Remember how I said I was going to kill you last? I LIED!"
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 6:54:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
Maria is ugly so Tookie must die.





Link Posted: 12/13/2005 6:57:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunslinger808:
"He won't be back".



Winner!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:31:44 AM EDT
It would've been cool if he shoved a steel pipe through his chest and said, "Let out some steam, Tookie!"
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:34:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:37:02 AM EDT
"WOO ES YOUUR DUDDY... AND VUT DUS HEE DOU"
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:37:56 AM EDT
Q: Where is Tookie?
A(hnold): He had an appointment with some prick.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:41:59 AM EDT
"Get on the chopper chair!"

or

After being electricuted:
"Let off some steam Tookie."

or

"It's not a tumor pardon."
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:44:27 AM EDT
Whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 9:14:00 AM EDT
....said to the executioner...

You should have used a phased plasma rifle with the 40 watt range.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 9:15:41 AM EDT
"Have a seat..."
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 11:07:54 AM EDT
Someone please make a Tookie: Terminated photoshop with the governator and tookie. Please. For the children
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 5:34:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BridgerNY:
Someone please make a Tookie: Terminated photoshop with the governator and tookie. Please. For the children




+1
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:54:52 AM EDT
After the execution:

"party's over, everyone go home..."

"who are you man?"

"the party pooper"
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:07:16 AM EDT
If it bleeds, we can kill it. (from Predator)
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:00:47 AM EDT
They should have let Sara Conner deliver the bad news.

YOUR TERMINATED, FUCKER!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:05:07 AM EDT
Would have been better if he dropped him off a cliff like in Commando.

"I let him go"
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:12:31 AM EDT

Tookie: You know what you're doing?
The Ahnuld: I have detailed files on human anatomy.
Tookie's Mom: Makes you a more efficient killer, right?
The Ahnuld: Correct.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 3:35:16 PM EDT
//Arnold// Tookie, we're here to juice (clap) you up! //Arnold//

B_S
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:22:25 PM EDT
Conan, what are the greatest things in life?

To drive your enemies before you and hear the lamentation of the Williams.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:33:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:43:23 PM EDT
To Tookie as they inject the needle: "Oh, you think you're bad? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!"
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:48:35 PM EDT
...Denied
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 4:52:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
Come on...what are you waiting for?
Do it! DO IT NOOOOOWWWWW!



Bwahahahaha.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:00:28 PM EDT
pieceofstink lied now Tookie dies.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:20:54 PM EDT
Tag
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:40:16 PM EDT
Give him daa nheedle!
NOWWWW!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:50:03 PM EDT
After the execution, in the Govenator's Office:

Jamie Lee Curtis: Have you ever killed anybody?
Ahnuld: Ja, but dey vere all bad!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:05:49 PM EDT
Git to da choppa!!!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:52:17 PM EDT
[True Lies] You're fired! [/True Lies]
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