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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:39:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 5:59:25 AM EDT by glock23carry]
and you are completely naked and about to open the door/draw back the curtain?

G
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 5:42:11 AM EDT
Is she hot?
You know,as far as undead chicks go.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 5:42:22 AM EDT
If it was suddenly in the shower just I was pulling back the curtain/opening the door, I would simply step out of said shower and retrieve my bathroom gun.

I drill on this 3X a week minimum.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 5:42:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 6:16:54 AM EDT by xinflt]
When "ifs" and "buts" are candy and nuts, it will be Christmas every day!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 5:43:53 AM EDT
Whatever you do, don't drop the soap!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 5:50:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xinflt:
When "ifs" and "but" are candy and nuts, it will be Christmas every day!





I love it!!!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 5:54:52 AM EDT
I pull the Kel-Tec I keep clenched between my butt cheeks out and shoot the damn thing? Whats the big deal?

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Link Posted: 12/12/2005 5:56:40 AM EDT
That's why I keep a bangstick in my shower - waterproof, works on zombies and sharks.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 5:58:50 AM EDT
Use anti-zombie soap. Don't forget to wsaah behind the ears...
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 5:58:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
That's why I keep a bangstick in my shower - waterproof, works on zombies and sharks.



Good call, I hadn't considered a shark contingency.

G
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:03:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
If it was suddenly in the shower just I was pulling back the curtain/opening the door, I would simply step out of said shower and retrieve my bathroom gun.

I drill on this 3X a week minimum.



+1 that why I keep a Winchester Model 1300, polished Stainless Mariner In a ready rack next to the crapper! You can never be too ready!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:04:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By glock23carry:
and you are completely naked and about to open the door/draw back the curtain?

G



This is the reason I keep my hi-point carbine underneath my sink.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:09:54 AM EDT
How hot is she? Can you get the zombie virus like an STD?

Assuming the pistol I keep around my neck with a lanyard at all times jams, or doesn't work, I will use the Curtains and cover their face, knock them down. THen its only a ~four to five foot run to the bed to retrieve the 12+1 rounds of 45 goodness, not to mention the 4 spare mags.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:12:22 AM EDT
What and like I didn't have the M4 slung around my neck like when I usually shower...

right guys?... guys?

I guess I'd go with my backup piece in the ankle rig.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:14:06 AM EDT
I would use my shower taser...
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:15:24 AM EDT
I had some Spermamax, so I'll just cum on his head... Better than a 870!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:19:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 6:28:12 AM EDT by FLGreg]

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
Assuming the pistol I keep around my neck with a lanyard...



Dude, I would highly advise against that. My story involves a dark night, one of those, a soap on rope and genital hygiene.

Trust me on this one.

Now - to answer the question....everyone knows that zombies are hydrophobic so all you need to do is stay in the shower.

Signed,

FL(1 testicle)Greg
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:25:04 AM EDT
Bic lighter and hairspray (NOT MINE!!!)

Instant Zombie flambé
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:30:09 AM EDT
Why is the Zombie taking a shower?



Why am I naked if the Zombie is in the shower?
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:36:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hedonist:
I would use my shower taser...



I'd just dump a bunch of shampoo on it........and thennnnnn


[desertmoon sings] I'd wash that zombie right out of my hair....yes, I'd wash that zombie right out of my hair! [/desertmoon sings]
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:54:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Why is the Zombie taking a shower?

Why am I naked if the Zombie is in the shower?



I cannot answer metaphysical questions without more information.

G
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 7:03:37 AM EDT
My shower sprays nothing but Holy Water for just such a thing.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 7:07:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 7:07:28 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By glock23carry:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Why is the Zombie taking a shower?

Why am I naked if the Zombie is in the shower?



I cannot answer metaphysical questions without more information.

G




and I can't answer your question without understanding the premise


Was I planning on having shower sex with this zombie? Or was I going to have sex with her, she cut herself shaving, died, and turned into a zombie before I could get in the shower?


Is the zombie naked too?


Is the water running? Hot or cold?


If the water is running, and I flush the toilet, would the zombie writh in pain
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 7:12:00 AM EDT
This senario now has me thinking on all my zombie training . I have never thought of this one.
I will develop a plan
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 7:13:59 AM EDT
I'd take a tip from Shaun of the Dead and throw the soap, shampoo bottle, conditioner, face wash, and shower sponge at the zombie.

If that didn't work, I'd start hitting the zombie with my shower rack.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 7:20:41 AM EDT
I'd assault the Zombie with my massive junk.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 7:27:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
I'd assault the Zombie with my massive junk.





Be sure to post pics afterwards.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 7:29:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 7:30:03 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

I'd assault the Zombie with my massive junk.




Better lube him up before you cornhole him, zombies don't drink liquids so he's prolly a little dried out
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:27:47 AM EDT
So Marine 870 is the concensus?

G
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:43:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By glock23carry:
So Marine 870 is the concensus?

G



Either that or nuke it with OxiClean...

Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:45:58 AM EDT
I would say the same thing I do every morning,

'mornin honey!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:51:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
I would say the same thing I do every morning,

'mornin honey!



Better hope Mrs. CSM doesnt see this thread



I have hooks that are suction cupped to the tile wall in my shower. On it, I keep a pump action 12 ga. shotgun loaded with one in the chamber. I put a thick finish on it so it doesnt rust. Its a really old shotung, i got it from a gunshow for 100 bucks. Cut down the stock and shaped it into a pistol grip. Only problem is, girlfriend doesnt like to shower at my place
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:52:56 AM EDT
If it's a female zombie, rape her but if it's a male zombie then rape him too.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:52:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1BMF:

Originally Posted By CSM:
I would say the same thing I do every morning,

'mornin honey!



Better hope Mrs. CSM doesnt see this thread



Actually, I am not married, but I couldn't pass up this oppurtunity.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:55:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LRRPS:
If it's a female zombie, rape her but if it's a male zombie then rape him too.




So we resolved in the other thread that ARFCOMers would not rape a cylon. So i guess zombies rate less than cylons?
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:56:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 9:57:31 AM EDT by triburst1]
This is precisely why I have a clear, no sneeking up on me tactical shower curtain and a stainless pistol in the bathroom.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 10:03:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
This is precisely why I have a clear, no sneeking up on me tactical shower curtain and a stainless pistol in the bathroom.



No self-respecting Arfcommer should be without a ballistic shower curtain


Flip on the light for the morning constitutional, hear something rustling in the shower, could be a zombie, might be the cat... why take chances? Quietly slip on the Peltors, and heave a quarter stick over the top, and go back to reading the sports section after the earth-shattering kaboom.

Link Posted: 12/12/2005 10:05:25 AM EDT
Depends on what it's there for.

My wife can always use the help cleaning the bathroom, and I wouldn't mind my back washed.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 10:26:18 AM EDT
Thank you for making me aware of this gaping hole in my home defense plan.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 10:37:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 10:37:21 AM EDT by chips]
-lombardi slap to death
-immediately run to computer and start a thread on arfcom
-update with pics on page 4
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:09:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 11:12:34 AM EDT by glock23carry]

Originally Posted By Coop_K:
Thank you for making me aware of this gaping hole in my home defense plan.



I'm just here to help.


Is she hot?




No.

G
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:19:43 AM EDT
lick it and stick it!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:26:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 8:13:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By COZ_45:
Step back from the shower. Go to the medicine cabinet and take the pills you forgot to take earlier.

Go lay down for about 10 minutes and when you come back it will be gone.



Note to self, never buy from COZ_45...

G
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 8:15:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 8:23:40 PM EDT
I would pretend like we never saw each other naked and never speak of the encounter again.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 8:25:02 PM EDT
After a couple of the hygiene threads on here i would think alot of ARfcom does not have to worry about this scenario
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 8:26:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 8:30:41 PM EDT by Alien]

Originally Posted By Dave15:
Is she hot?
You know,as far as undead chicks go.



+1


Originally Posted By mmx1:

Originally Posted By LRRPS:
If it's a female zombie, rape her but if it's a male zombie then rape him too.




So we resolved in the other thread that ARFCOMers would not rape a cylon. So i guess zombies rate less than cylons?



Would not have sex with/rape a Cylon? Are they morons and scaredy cats? They're just as good if not better than the real thing! Didn't you guys see the sex scenes?!
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:33:30 PM EDT
Alien = thread killer
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 7:40:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By triburst1:
This is precisely why I have a clear, no sneeking up on me tactical shower curtain and a stainless pistol in the bathroom.



No self-respecting Arfcommer should be without a ballistic shower curtain


Flip on the light for the morning constitutional, hear something rustling in the shower, could be a zombie, might be the cat... why take chances? Quietly slip on the Peltors, and heave a quarter stick over the top, and go back to reading the sports section after the earth-shattering kaboom.





lol, on sale at 4,200usd for 3!!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:39:59 AM EDT
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