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Posted: 12/10/2005 2:07:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/10/2005 2:14:43 PM EDT by ARDOC]
And get some pie? My buddy has been married 2 years and can count how many times two hands. He still has some fingers left. He though she would change and put out more once they got married but, nope, nada, zilch, zero.

She called my up to ask who he was fucking. I know full well who but I kept my mouth shut and denied any knowledge of said behavior.

If they had a normal sexual relationship I would have told her but I have had many talks with him and 3-4 times a year for a young couple doesnt seem right. Shit in my younger days we would do that in a day.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:02:18 AM EDT
I thought this was about cookies.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:05:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I thought this was about cookies.

It is, sort of!
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:09:06 AM EDT
I once heard it said that newlyweds should get a big jar and put a dollar in each each time they did it for the first year after they were married...and then take a dollar out of the jar each time they did it after their first anniversary...and they would NEVER be broke.

I think that's true.

Also, the old joke says that a young boy was with his dad at the pharmacy. The boy pointed to the condoms and asked his dad what they were. Dad looked at the singles and told the boy that those were for highschool boys on Saturday nights. The boy then pointed to the 3-pack and the dad told him that this was a college man's pack, one for Thursday, one for Friday, and another one for Saturday night. The boy then pointed to the 12-pack and dad said that this was the married-man's pack, one for January, one for February, one for March...
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:09:31 AM EDT
I haven't had a visit from the baker since..... August? July?



Before that, visits from the baker were infrequent at best. Funny thing is, prior to my marriage the baker kicked my ass up and down the bedroom. I'd stumble out of a cloud of fury ala a Looney Tunes catfight, covered in flour, pie crust, and filling only to have an arm reach out and drag me back in. Honestly, there were times that I wasn't sure if I'd survive the night.

Funny how that changes though... Like a light switch. She must've been allergic to white gold wedding bands or something.



Originally Posted By ARDOC:
He though she would change and put out more once they got married but, nope, nada, zilch, zero.





Did he think going against the grain was somehow going to work out for him?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:15:35 AM EDT

I don't understand it either.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:25:12 AM EDT
Sorry..you've been through at least 8 years of advanced education, and I can't understand a single sentence of this post.

I think you're trying to say "how often do you get laid".

But I'm not sure.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:27:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Sorry..you've been through at least 8 years of advanced education, and I can't understand a single sentence of this post.

I think you're trying to say "how often do you get laid".

But I'm not sure.



Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:27:50 AM EDT
The word incompatable comes to mind. If they don't have kids sounds like a good time to call it quits. If they do it's a good time for him to grow up and honor his wedding vows.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:28:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:34:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tweak:

Originally Posted By napalm:
She must've been allergic to white gold wedding bands or something.



It's the wedding cake



+1 on the cake
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:37:29 AM EDT
I think if you are not 'slipping it into' your busy schedule AT LEAST twice a week you need to run full system diagnostics on your marraige.

Drydock is only acceptable if either of you have recently had surgery or there is some other medical reason.

I have been married more than a decade, and I follow my own advice. The "penny in a jar" opinion about the first year of marriage is horseshit.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:38:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tweak:

Originally Posted By napalm:
She must've been allergic to white gold wedding bands or something.



It's the wedding cake





I figured it was the wedding band... I'm sure once she takes it off she'll be fine.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:38:51 AM EDT
baker is always closed here, so i just make some by myself.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:39:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JustinOK34:

Originally Posted By Tweak:

Originally Posted By napalm:
She must've been allergic to white gold wedding bands or something.



It's the wedding cake



+1 on the cake



Roger that...

Cake and Pie are not compatible...
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:48:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:56:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtstinger:

Originally Posted By JustinOK34:

Originally Posted By Tweak:

Originally Posted By napalm:
She must've been allergic to white gold wedding bands or something.



It's the wedding cake



+1 on the cake



Roger that...

Cake and Pie are not compatible...



sure they are...you just have to find the right baker.

My late husband got cake, pie, and cookies, and dinner. Even though he was a master chef.

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 10:58:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By sgtstinger:

Originally Posted By JustinOK34:

Originally Posted By Tweak:

Originally Posted By napalm:
She must've been allergic to white gold wedding bands or something.



It's the wedding cake



+1 on the cake



Roger that...

Cake and Pie are not compatible...



sure they are...you just have to find the right baker.

My late husband got cake, pie, and cookies, and dinner. Even though he was a master chef.





He was a lucky guy...I've seen your picture...
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:17:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By brassburn:
I've got a buddy in the same boat. They are relatively young (early 30's) and I don't think he's gotten it more than a half dozen times in the last 3 or 4 years.

We've been out and he'll glance at an attractive woman and when she catches it she'll give him hell.

My wife and I don't understand how so many women can completely ignore their husbands sexual, hell instinctual, needs and then be shocked that he is looking at other women, having an affair, become a porn addict, leaving them etc. etc.



I hear that loud and clear. We've discussed this ad nauseum in the women shooters forum. I get slammed for saying this, but I think any woman who is otherwise healthy, etc etc (a slew of little kids, illness, etc not withstanding) who holds out sexually on her husband is a fool. Not only is she hurting him, but she's hurting herself. Because if the husband isn't getting it at home, she shouldn't be surprised when he finds it somewhere else.

But then I'm a horndog, so what do I know???

lol.

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