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Posted: 12/7/2005 3:01:39 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
Mine said not to get her a gun.

I'd love another pistol for Christmas...The first three things on my 'list' this year:

Ratchet set
1000 rounds of 9mm
Spare mags for my 1911

Unfortunately, hubby won't get me any of that because his friends make fun of him for giving his wife 'guy stuff' for Christmas.

Worst things to give your wife/girlfriend:

Lingerie that's 2 sizes too small. Guys look and see what size her stuff is first. The last thing she wants is lingerie in the size you WANT her to be. Trust me, you'll suffer for it.

Any cooking or cleaning item that was not specifically asked for. If she didn't ask for it, then it's taken as a hint. Don't do it.

'Diet' Cookbooks. Not unless you WANT to eat toful for the rest of your life.

Exercise equipment. Don't even go there.

Socks and underwear. Cheap bastards.

ETA: Forgot my smiley.

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:04:02 PM EDT

[#2]

Lawnmower

Torque wrench

Sig P210

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:09:37 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Mine said not to get her a gun.

I'd love another pistol for Christmas...The first three things on my 'list' this year:

Ratchet set
1000 rounds of 9mm
Spare mags for my 1911

Unfortunately, hubby won't get me any of that because his friends make fun of him for giving his wife 'guy stuff' for Christmas.

Worst things to give your wife/girlfriend:

Lingerie that's 2 sizes too small. Guys look and see what size her stuff is first. The last thing she wants is lingerie in the size you WANT her to be. Trust me, you'll suffer for it.

Any cooking or cleaning item that was not specifically asked for. If she didn't ask for it, then it's taken as a hint. Don't do it.

'Diet' Cookbooks. Not unless you WANT to eat toful for the rest of your life.

Exercise equipment. Don't even go there.

Socks and underwear. Cheap bastards.

ETA: Forgot my smiley.

LMAO, that's hilarious!

I got an AR for an early gift this year, and routinely get stuff like holsters and firearms classes and gear for gifts.

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:10:46 PM EDT

[#4]

A restraining order

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:16:34 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:18:48 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

LMAO, that's hilarious!

I got an AR for an early gift this year, and routinely get stuff like holsters and firearms classes and gear for gifts.

It'd be nice to get some good gear, but it'd be even nicer if he'd spring for a Kimber Tactical Pro II. Dammit, I never get guns for Christmas.

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:21:34 PM EDT

[#7]

Page 3 and nobody has said PIE yet?

You guys are slipping!

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:21:50 PM EDT

[#8]

A lovely pearl necklace....

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:24:34 PM EDT

[#9]

...nothing...

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:28:04 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Best friends Dad got this for his wife one year, guess she couldnt take a joke because they got divorced that year

omg

Kharn

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:33:47 PM EDT

[#11]

Chainsaws and large rifles.

Posted: 12/7/2005 3:35:14 PM EDT

[#12]

On our first Christmas as a married couple, I got my wife a blender. It was on her list but I was suppsed to know that she REALLY didn't want that, she wanted something else from the list. Silly me!!!

Rule of thumb: If it is practical, it isn't what she wants. :) I did get her a SIG P-239 for her birthday in '04. She loved that.

Posted: 12/7/2005 5:05:00 PM EDT

[#13]

flip flops and a dildoe.

she dont like the flip flops she can go fuck herself

Posted: 12/7/2005 6:12:20 PM EDT

[#14]

One thing you don't have to buy your wife is a watch - because there's a clock in the kitchen!!

Posted: 12/8/2005 7:56:03 AM EDT

[#15]

Two years ago for Christmas, I gave the 'ol woman a G26. It's still in the box, nary a round been through it.

AB

Posted: 12/8/2005 8:16:15 AM EDT

[#16]

I bought my wife a Glock 27 for Valentine's Day last year. Does that count? By the way, she loved it.

Posted: 12/8/2005 8:26:48 AM EDT

[#17]

Hmm...now that I'm a bit <cough> older I can appreciate the things that will make my life easier in the long run...

like a new vaccum..or a food processor. I actually asked for a chopper this year (and a scope for my AK)

Last year I got a car emergency kit. I wasn't too impressed with it until a few weeks ago when my battery died, and I realized "wow..I DO have a pair of jumper cables". Thanks, Hon!

And boys, don't forget there ARE certain items that have cords attached which are GOOD THINGS.

heh. I love stuff like that in MY stocking.

Posted: 12/8/2005 8:30:43 AM EDT

[#18]

How about a health club membership - when you know she is overweight and lazy and will take the gift as an insult!!!

Posted: 12/8/2005 9:12:26 AM EDT

[#19]

A broom and a friggin dustpan!!!

Posted: 12/8/2005 10:36:25 AM EDT

[#20]

Gift to girlfiend 1989
I even put a bow on it after I wrapped them.

Even after I told her I was going to do all the labor she still wasnt happy

Posted: 12/8/2005 10:38:32 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I got my ex a table saw for christmas once. Wrapped it up, set it next to the tree, and everything.

No, she wasn't happy.

And we wonder why reltionships fail.

Posted: 12/8/2005 10:44:36 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Last Christmas, the first three gifts my wife unwrapped were as follows:

An iron

A cookbook full of sandwich recipies

A toilet brush

I was dangerously close to going over the line.

Sheep

Dude...In MY house just the IRON would be over the line!

WTH were you THINKING????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 12/8/2005 11:07:00 AM EDT

[#23]

Posted: 12/8/2005 11:14:00 AM EDT

[#24]

a gift certificate to a plastic surgeon.
a manual transmission car
an easy bake oven
a bib that has a card rading "to make sure your gift to me isn't messy"

those gifts should all have a result of you being the one in the dogloo at -10

Posted: 12/8/2005 11:16:01 AM EDT

[#25]

I bought my wife a very nice treadmill a few years ago for Christmas and she loved it. Last Christmas I got her a membership at a pretty nice gym and she loved it also - of course she asked for both. If you buy your wife any excersize equipment that is not asked for you are in for trouble.

Posted: 12/8/2005 11:18:16 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
A lovely pearl necklace....

But you never know, she might be into that kind of stuff

Posted: 12/10/2005 9:09:00 AM EDT

[#27]

A check for $50. No card.

Posted: 12/10/2005 12:23:16 PM EDT

[#28]

Anal Ease

Posted: 12/10/2005 1:14:25 PM EDT

[#29]

An STD of the incurable type.

"Honey, I don't know where that came from! Must've gotten it from a toilet seat"

<insert sound of skillet across your noggin'>

Posted: 12/10/2005 1:49:55 PM EDT

[#30]

my brother in law bought my sister 2 tonnes of coal for christmas one year.. she still says it was the best gift she ever got!!

IT was pretty cold where they were living though, and it was always snowed in

James,

Posted: 12/10/2005 2:56:33 PM EDT

[#31]

My Dad once gave my Mom an electric can opener for Christmas. He found it still in the box, so he gave it to her the very next year. We didn't get a hot meal for a week.

Posted: 12/17/2005 10:43:15 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I saw a guy walking out of a store today carrying a new mixer. Now, granted, she could really be into cooking and really wanted a new mixer, but I imagined the scene on christmas morning: "Merry Christmas dear...now go bake me a cake".

What would you consider the worst possible choice as a gift for your wife?

I spoke with my dad this morning and asked him what he got my mom, he said a "steam vaum for cleaing up all the stains" and asked him if that crossed over into "appliance" territory. He said yes but thats why he hangs a few diamonds from the vacum.

That guy always cracks me up.

Posted: 12/18/2005 10:12:17 AM EDT

[#33]

anything that you plug into a wall to do work !

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