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Posted: 12/27/2005 7:13:32 PM EDT

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Swindle's solution to fixing America:

Well, it's a start. What do you guys think?

Unrealistic.

Posted: 12/27/2005 7:14:42 PM EDT

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Swindle's solution to fixing America:

1) Secure the border. It doesn't do any good to throw illegals out if they keep coming back in. Although expensive, building a 12-ft. concrete wall with razor wire along the top and a machine gun nest with a sniper, gunner, and back-up man every thousand yards with searchlights, NVG, and communication with satellite and aerial recon would go a long way toward keeping illegals out. Obviously you couldn't force people to let you build the wall on private property; that's why you offer to let them never pay taxes on the land as long as they own the property in exchange for permission to build the wall along their property line and place the thousand yard outposts. Most people with land on the border would probably welcome the wall and the added security it provides regardless. All vehicles crossing at official border crossings will be searched. If you have illegals or drugs onboard, you're not coming into the country and we're calling the Federalis on your ass. We don't care if you're an American citizen; you smuggle shit into the country with you, you don't come back in.

2) Deport every illegal in the country. There's millions of them in our country; it shouldn't be difficult to find the majority of them since they're standing on every street corner, liquor store, construction site, and crackhouse in the country. Find them and deport them. If they get arrested for other crimes and it's later found that they're illegals, execute the murderers and rapists and deport the rest- to fucking Liberia. Have their photographs, fingerprints, DNA, and criminal record permanently on file prior to deporting or imprisoning all illegals. If they come back after you deported them the first time, they're taking the slow boat to Liberia. Let them fend for themselves and see how the psychotic tribal sociopaths in Africa like them.

3) Presidential decree abolishing the '86 machine gun ban, the import ban, the sporting purposes clause, etc. and dissolve the BATF, dividing its duties among the FBI, IRS, and any other agency that could handle duties previously bungled by the ATF.

The Second Amendment says that our rights to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. In case you can't understand that, it means the limit on the type and amount of weaponry you can own should be limited by your checkbook alone. And before some dumbass chimes in with "so does that mean everyone can own nukes, where do you stop it", answer me this: how many people can you name who can afford nukes. Now narrow that down to the number of people who would remotely WANT nukes. Then go away, the grownups are talking.

Banning guns will not affect criminals; it's just disarming the victims so the predators in society can have free reign. Screw that. If somebody tries to rape, kill, or rob me, I'm killing him before he gets me. Cry all you want about blood in the streets and people shooting each other over parking spaces. History has proven you wrong 100% and it's not going to suddenly change in the next five minutes because you say so. An armed society is a polite society; I'm not going to pull a gun on someone because they pissed me off- odds are good he has a gun too. It's so fricking simple; you don't want to get shot? Here's an idea: don't break into my house. You don't want to learn firsthand what "sucking chest wound" means, don't mug me or grab my daughter and pull her into a dark alley. You're just inviting trouble for yourself by being a criminal, a blight on society, and a total prick. Follow the law or you'll regret it. Assuming you live long enough.

CCW and open carry should be unlicensed and legal to all citizens. The only places where they should be forbidden are inside court rooms, prisons, and government buildings; in this case, armed guards should be as common as zits in high school and we don't need security risks. Post offices, banks, and schools, go for it. I'd rather you pulled a gun and saved my kids from being murdered by some whacko than be unarmed.

At 18, you are legally an adult, can buy a rifle or shotgun, vote for the president of the most powerful nation on earth and just about any other office in your national, state, and local governments, poison yourself with cigarettes, and join the military to handle automatic weapons, million dollar equipment, and fight at the discretion of your government. Heck, sometimes that last one is against your will. But you can't ruin your liver with alcohol, own a handgun, or carry said handgun until you're 21. That's stupid. If you're legally considered an adult, then you should be able to do everything adults do instead of being treated like you're a kid half the time.

4) National standardized school curriculums emphasising math, science, history, and literature. Sex education can be handled in science class when the kids actually hit puberty; I don't see why we need fricking public school teachers giving kindergarteners questionaires on how often they think about sex and homosexuality. Socialism and communism will be banned from schools; students will learn about them in history and political science and be told why they are evil, why they fail as social and political institutions, and why they are destroying the country.

Students who do well will be advanced at the fastest pace they can manage. Students who don't do well do so for two reasons: 1) they're lazy and don't put any effort into anything, or 2) they simply aren't as intelligent or versatile as the other students. In the first case, they should be strictly managed until they do better-than-average work. In the latter, they should be seperated from the others and put with other kids more their speed so they can actually learn something and become educated, productive members of society instead of being dragged along and promoted without ever learning anything.

Screw self-esteem; it's something you make, not something you're given. Screw respect; it's something you earn, not something buy. Why are schools teaching this touchy-feely crap anyway? The purpose of a school is to give people the education they need to be competent, productive members of society and to give them the advantage of knowledge so they can do things with their lives; not raise them. That's what parents are for.

The early Romans had an excellent form of nationalism: Duty, honor, country. Instill these into our students so that they respect themselves, respect others, and love their country, and America will be invincible for all time. It was the loss of this system that destroyed Rome.

5) Assimilation. Melting pot. United we stand. From many, one. Get rid of diversity. Get rid of multiculturalism. FUCK hyphenated Americans. I'm not Anglo-American, I'm AMERICAN. I don't even have any anglo in me, so quit assuming I do just because I'm mostly white, you PC fucktards. You're not African-American. You're AMERICAN. Unless you emigrated from Africa, you were never African and if you live in America as a citizen then you're STILL not African. You're not Asian-American. Just because you have yellowy-tan skin and epicatric folds on your eyes doesn't mean you're from Asia; your ancestors were. You're not Native American. Sure, your ancestors were here earlier than most of mine. Who gives a rat's ass. I was born and raised here and so was every member of my family for over two centuries. I think that qualifies us as being just as native American as you.

Put pressure on immigrants to assimilate into American culture. You want to live in America and enjoy all the benefits of being here? That's great, more power to you. You just have to be an AMERICAN to do it. You don't expect me to move to India and form a neighborhood where everyone speaks english exclusively, none of us bother to learn Indian, and we all insist on retaining our own culture instead of adapting to the one already present, do you? When in Rome, do as the Romans do. You wanna live in Greece, become a Greek. You wanna live in Ireland, become Irish. You want to live in Russia, become Russian. You wanna live in Japan, become Japanese. You wanna live in America, become AMERICAN.

6) Welfare and social programs are destroying our nation. Despite the tendency to automatically assume everything the left spouts is bullshit, they did get one thing right: follow Europe's example. Of course, the great thing is, we're intelligent enough to PICK THE RIGHT FRICKING COUNTRY'S EXAMPLE TO FOLLOW. In this case, the ones with limited welfare programs are the way to go.

Unemployed? Homeless? Got nine kids and no husband to help raise them? For six months we'll give you temporary housing and a welfare check to feed you while you look for a job. And you'd BETTER look for a job. It doesn't take six months to find SOME form of employment. If you haven't got a job by the end of the six month period, your ass gets thrown out on the street. Best of luck to you, feel free to apply for more welfare next year. Oh yeah, there's a six month period between welfare periods. So once you're cut off, you'd better find some form of income during the other half of the year where we're not supporting your lazy ass. You can apply for welfare again after that time period is up. If you are employed but don't make enough of an income to buy a place of your own, you can stay in temporary housing until you do. The moment you have enough income to rent an apartment, we're giving you a list of classifieds and throwing you out.

The government is not a charity. We're not paying taxes to support the lazy and amoral degenerates of our society. Welcome to Jamestown, now run by John Smith: you don't work, you don't eat. It's that simple. Do your part and everybody will try their best to help you stand on your own. Take advantage of our generosity and don't let the door hit your ass on your way out.

7) Fire just about everyone in national government and forbid them from running for office again. These people have ruining the country for decades. Let's just get rid of them and start over with a clean slate. Hopefully, this time we'll get some real people instead of the jokers we've put up with. Screw career politicians; this is a country BY the people, FOR the people. I don't want someone who spends their entire lives running mud-slinging campaigns and weaseling deals in smoke-filled rooms; I want Joe Schmo, the ordinary guy who understands what it is WE THE PEOPLE want. You know, the way it was intended and the way it was originally carried out.

Obviously this is more of a pipe dream than anything else since it would be near impossible to implement without ruining things, but it's definitely something to think about.

Well, it's a start. What do you guys think?

Well first thing you will need to do is...

A. DISBAND CONGRESS

B. DISBANDED ALL MEDIA OUTLETS

With those items done you might be able to pull it off.

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