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Posted: 11/22/2005 5:22:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 12:48:56 PM EDT by sgthoskins]
16. We're soft on Sex criminals because we need their votes.
15. Why debate the facts when you can just shout some chant over and over again.
14. Thank you America for having absolutely no long term memory.
13. Since we control education, our controversies get swept under the rug.
12. We consistently get 124% of the inner city vote.
11. We're against hurricanes!
10. Yes we know we're making this shit up, but no one ever checks the math.
9. Accountability is for Republicans and big business, not for you and me.
8. Proving that fear mongering and race baiting are as viable today as they ever were.
7. We're willing to fly in the face of centuries of empirical evidence.
6. (In African American Communities) Thanks for never holding us accountable. We feel you, homey.
5. If history contradicts our policies, we'll just revise history.
4. (On college campuses) Vote for us now before you get out in the real world and realize we're full of shit.
3. Of course we have no shame. We'd call Mother Teresa a racist if it furthered our agenda.
2. Felonies are always down when we're in power (because we downgrade lots of felonies to misdemeanors)
1. Don't make us wreck the economy again to get back in power.

ETA# 16 after the recent liberal judge in VT gave the convicted child sex offender 60 days.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 5:28:21 AM EDT
You forgot two:
If something goes wrong its Bush fault.
We are against what ever the Republicans for.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 5:37:11 AM EDT
Ain't that the truth.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 5:40:33 AM EDT
"We take money from those who have earned and give it to you so you can buy cheap beer and lottery tickets"
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 5:42:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/22/2005 5:42:18 AM EDT by freemanesq]
"Facts. Who needs 'em?"

R.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 6:17:36 AM EDT
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 6:18:59 AM EDT
"Hillary Clinton, the other white meat"
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 6:51:07 AM EDT
"We are like the French, but without the accent"
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 6:51:52 AM EDT
The only way to fix the economy is to raise taxes
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 10:43:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Chaingun:
The only way to fix the economy is to raise taxes



and hand it out to the people who don't work.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 10:52:41 AM EDT
"Not like the other party."
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 10:53:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Javak:
"We are like the French, but without the accent"



Link Posted: 11/22/2005 10:59:48 AM EDT
0. For your own good, we'll do your thinking for you.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 11:07:43 AM EDT


and



came immediately to mind.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 11:10:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KBaker:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/smallestminority/Patriotism.gif

and

img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/smallestminority/droolingmorons.gif

came immediately to mind.

I hereby double-dog dare you to post them on the DUm-DUm site!
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 11:48:26 AM EDT
hey, where is:

"I am a Vietnam War veteran."
or
""I have 3 purple hearts...... did I mention 3 purple hearts"
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 11:51:44 AM EDT
Let's not forget "Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism"

...So wait, let me get this right: You hate America, and that makes you a great American? KTHXBYE
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 12:08:04 PM EDT
Nobody died when Clinton Lied!

"Two Legs Bad, four Legs Good!" Bleated the sheep.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 12:10:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgthoskins:
15. Why debate the facts when you can just shout some chant over and over again.
14. Thank you America for having absolutely no long term memory.
13. Since we control education, our controversies get swept under the rug.
12. We consistently get 124% of the inner city vote.
11. We're against hurricanes!
10. Yes we know we're making this shit up, but no one ever checks the math.
9. Accountability is for Republicans and big business, not for you and me.
8. Proving that fear mongering and race baiting are as viable today as they ever were.
7. We're willing to fly in the face of centuries of empirical evidence.
6. (In African American Communities) Thanks for never holding us accountable. We feel you, homey.
5. If history contradicts our policies, we'll just revise history.
4. (On college campuses) Vote for us now before you get out in the real world and realize we're full of shit.
3. Of course we have no shame. We'd call Mother Teresa a racist if it furthered our agenda.
2. Felonies are always down when we're in power (because we downgrade lots of felonies to misdemeanors)
1. Don't make us wreck the economy again to get back in power.



lol....that's good fodder for 2008!
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 12:27:21 PM EDT
Good stuff. Like they say all good comedy has an element of the truth in it. This comedy is dead on.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 12:31:11 PM EDT
We let dead Indians vote.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 12:32:10 PM EDT

That's a good one


Originally Posted By SS109:
Nobody died when Clinton Lied!





"War is not the answer"
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 12:32:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/22/2005 12:34:07 PM EDT by CRC]
Except those Sudanese at the pharmecutical plant

Klintoon bombed Sudan and Iraq to cover for his impeachment
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 1:44:26 PM EDT
Only we can define patriotism.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 2:27:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:
We let dead Indians vote.



Link Posted: 11/22/2005 2:38:31 PM EDT
Sad but true.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 4:46:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
0. For your own good, we'll do your thinking for you.



I like that one too.
Link Posted: 11/22/2005 9:37:10 PM EDT
All of these are good. I just might email these to my very liberal sister!
Link Posted: 11/23/2005 4:12:13 AM EDT
They're built (The dims that is) on this one;

"YES, you CAN vote yourself a piece of your neighbors ass!"
Link Posted: 11/23/2005 4:22:01 AM EDT
We pay lip service to your beliefs so we can gain control and choke them off.
Link Posted: 11/23/2005 4:29:20 AM EDT
Democrats...Because we'd rather lose another 2000 American lives just to get the Whitehouse back in 2008.

Democrats...giving aid and comfort to the enemy is our business.
Link Posted: 11/23/2005 4:32:34 AM EDT
... now turn around, this won't hurt a bit.
Link Posted: 11/23/2005 4:33:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/23/2005 4:37:10 AM EDT by raven]
www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=188

"If we keep telling ourselves we're the majority over and over again, maybe one of these days we'll win an election"
Link Posted: 11/23/2005 4:36:39 AM EDT
Spot on...
Link Posted: 11/23/2005 4:48:39 AM EDT
We are for bringing the troops home NOW... until it's time to vote on it.

Link Posted: 11/23/2005 4:49:57 AM EDT
"If it ain't broke, fix it until it is."
Link Posted: 11/23/2005 4:58:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/23/2005 5:34:21 AM EDT by SkyCatII]
Democrats... Spending your money, so you don't have to.

ETA: Democrats... Stealing your money, so crimminals don't have to.
Link Posted: 11/23/2005 5:46:06 AM EDT
they just keep getting better and better, keep'em coming.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 12:50:10 PM EDT
Did I mention I have a dislike for Liberals?
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 1:17:35 PM EDT
Just because none of our ideas have changed in 30 years doesn't mean we aren't really Liberals.

I have no idea what I'm doing here! Vote for Me!

Protecting bigots, drunks, perverts, and murders since 1960.

What do you mean I don't have a plan? It's right on my website!

Just because I have no ideas or platform doesn't mean you aren't morally obligated to vote for me.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 1:23:05 PM EDT
Vote Democrat, it's easier than working
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 1:27:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=188

"If we keep telling ourselves we're the majority over and over again, maybe one of these days we'll win an election"



I feel so dirty since I clicked on the link.

"We just took a poll of those homes that we know normally support us and have found a ____% disaproval of Mr. Bush" (funny how it still isn't 100%
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 1:42:07 PM EDT
"Past performance is no indication of future performance!"

"Whatever the issue is, we're for it until we're against it."

"We've never been outside San Francisco, but we know and care more about the environment than you dirty outdoorsmen ever will!"

"Approving the vacuuming of baby brains for thirty years and counting."

"Not only do we support gays, but we think you should take it up the ass as well!"

"Communism killed over 100 million people in the 20th century and has either failed entirely or resulted in an oppressive, brutal regime. Let's keep giving it a chance, it's bound to work perfectly if we get the right combination of people in charge!"

"My car has killed more people than your guns but I'm taking them away anyway."

"We plan on screwing everything up so we can blame the conservatives and fuck things up even more."
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 2:02:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgthoskins:
12. We consistently get 124% of the inner city vote but the Republicans are the ones that steal elections.



Vote Democrat, it's easier than working thinking. << fixed it for you.
There isn't a victory our servicemen cannot buy with their blood that we're not unwilling to give back to the enemy.


wganz


Link Posted: 1/20/2006 4:23:48 AM EDT
"VOTE DEMOCRAT"
because conservatism is bound to fail one of these centuries.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 4:28:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Chaingun:

"War is not the answer"



That depends on the question.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 4:31:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 4:32:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
"Communism killed over 100 million people in the 20th century and has either failed entirely or resulted in an oppressive, brutal regime. Let's keep giving it a chance, it's bound to work perfectly if we get the right combination of people in charge!"



That one is dead on.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:06:40 AM EDT
Cowards in peace, Traitors in war
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:24:08 AM EDT
"No war for oil!"

Excuse me, I've go to run; my armored Secret Service Suburban is double-parked.

G
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:18:06 AM EDT
Bill Clinton received a blowjob for your sins.

No issue is black and white. Unless it means more votes for us.

The economy sucks. It sucks. You hear me, boy? It sucks.

Undocumented aliens need love too. And voter registration cards.

April 15th is now officially National Supportahookerwithfifteencrackbabies Day. Rejoice!

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