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Those of us in the nuclear security profession don't go postal...we go nuclear.

I was hoping the final episode of Cheers would have Cliff Claven sitting at the bar in his USPS uniform ranting about everyone there.  Then, in the final minute of the show, he produces an AK47 and proceeds to blast Norm, Sam, and everyone else until the mag runs dry.  As he steps over all the bodies and heads for the exit, he turns to the camera and says, "it's a good thing Congress banned these here assault weapons."