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Posted: 10/28/2005 3:57:44 PM EDT

[#1]

US Marshals:

Sam Gerard: "Get yourself a Glock, and get rid of that nickel-plated sissy-pistol. Put that back in your suit and don't take it out unless I tell you to."

Army of Darkness:

Ash: "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"

Full Metal Jacket:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"

Firefly Our Mrs. Reynolds

Jayne: "Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore autolock. Customized trigger, double-cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun."
Mal: "[Chinese - "The explosive diarrhea of an elephant!"] You offering me a trade?!"
Jayne: "A trade?! Hell, it's theft. It's the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got. "
Mal: "What I got? She has a name."
Jayne: "So does this. I call it Vera. "

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:01:07 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I can't remember what movie I got this from:
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

That is at the end of Tears of the Sun, a quote by Edmund Burke.

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:06:51 PM EDT

[#3]

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum"

Jules:"Get my wallet out of the bag"
Ringo:"Which one?"
Jules:"The one that says Bad Mother Fucker!"

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:07:43 PM EDT

[#4]

www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?Eurotrip=fluggegecheimen.wav

all time favorite in a wave file just click the link

gotta love euro trip lol

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:12:15 PM EDT

[#5]

Full Metal Jacket:

"What are you doing?" (to door gunner.)

(Door gunner) Shooting VC!

"How do you know they're VC?"

"If they run, they're VC."

"And if they stay still?"

"Then they're exceptionally well-disciplined VC."

"How can you shoot women and children?!?"

"Easy! Don't lead 'em as much!"

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:22:02 PM EDT

[#6]

"Somebody grab his tongue"..........Capt Ron

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:22:52 PM EDT

[#7]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman-----"Who said that? Who the fuck said that!?Who's the slimy little twinkle-toes communist cocksucker who just signed his own fucking death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy fucking godmother......outstanding.........I will PT you all until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.......I'll PT you all until you fucking die!"

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:41:54 PM EDT

[#8]

From Sahara:

"What took you so long?"
"??What?, are you kidding...? I had to stop for coffee...got you one too."
"You wait to get a receipt?"
"yeah"

and

"I lost my hat"

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:48:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Pulp Fiction:

Jules: Maybe it means: you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9mm here, he's the Shepard protecting my righteous ass in the Valley of Darkness. Or, it could mean: you're the righteous man, and I'm the Shepard, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that, but that sh** ain't the truth. The truth is: you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But, I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the Shepard.

Jules: Hate to shatter your ego, but this ain't the first time I've had a gun pointed at me.

Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have f**kin' shotguns.

Vincent: Oh god! I accidentally shot Marvin in the face

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:49:43 PM EDT

[#10]

Boondock Saints: "Is it dead?!"

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:58:41 PM EDT

[#11]

Men In Black

Will Smith "People are smart, why don't you just tell them?"
Tommy Lee Jones " A person is smart, people are stupid and panicky."

Posted: 10/28/2005 4:59:31 PM EDT

[#12]

This is my rifle,
This is my gun.

This is for fightin',
This is for fun!

Posted: 10/28/2005 5:07:41 PM EDT

[#13]

"Your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... I'm gonna blow your head off."

John Wayne in Big Jake

Posted: 10/28/2005 5:28:35 PM EDT

[#14]

Wild at Heart:

Lula: One time, Aunt Rootie caught Dell puttin' one big cockroach on his anus.

Posted: 10/28/2005 5:36:30 PM EDT

[#15]

You're gonna need a bigger boat...
Chief Brody Jaws

CALLAHAN: Captain, if you want to jerk all these people off you can, but don't do it with me.

McKAY: That's it Callahan. You just got yourself a sixty day suspension!

CALLAHAN: Make it ninety!

McKAY: 180. Give me your star!

CALLAHAN: (Hands over badge) Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain.

McKAY: What did you say?

CALLAHAN: I said stick it in your ass!

Dirty Harry The Enforcer

Posted: 12/29/2005 5:10:23 AM EDT

[#16]

BTT

Posted: 12/29/2005 5:24:22 AM EDT

[#17]

"But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him - If he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell - or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, them I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive."
- Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather

Posted: 12/31/2005 1:15:55 AM EDT

[#18]

Never saw this movie, but.......

Zardoz: The gun is good.
Exterminators: The gun is good.
Zardoz: The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!

Posted: 12/31/2005 1:23:16 AM EDT

[#19]

From A Christmas Story (1983)

Narrator: "Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint. It had to be firm, but subtle."

Posted: 12/31/2005 1:26:06 AM EDT

[#20]

[to his associate, who has killed Paulie in the car]
Clemenza: Leave the gun.
[pause]
Clemenza: Take the cannolis.

Posted: 12/31/2005 1:28:01 AM EDT

[#21]

Damn right your scared, i can see that in your eyes. TOMBSTONE

Posted: 12/31/2005 1:33:00 AM EDT

[#22]

The Chronicles of Riddick:
Lord Marshal: Irgun. One of my best.
Richard B. Riddick: If you say so.

See my Sig Line.

Posted: 12/31/2005 2:06:11 AM EDT

[#23]

From The Longest Day (1962):

You will be the first fighting men to land in France, and remember this: When you get to Normandy, you'll only have one friend. God. And this! <works bolt>

Posted: 12/31/2005 2:12:58 AM EDT

[#24]

From Once Upon A Time In The West (1968):

Cheyenne: [of Harmonica] He not only plays. He can shoot too.

Posted: 12/31/2005 2:26:19 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I don’t think it’s nice, you laughin’. See, my mule don’t like people laughin’. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.

I love that one!

Unforgiven, "It's a hell of a thing killin a man...................You take away everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman-----"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little twinkle-toed communist cocksucker who just signed his own fucking death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it........outstanding.........I will PT you all until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.......I'll PT you all until you fucking die!"

That scene is the best protrayal of someone who just got so friggin pissed!

Posted: 12/31/2005 3:09:35 AM EDT

[#26]

Every word from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket, I can't help but love it. and my sig line from Conair

Posted: 12/31/2005 3:25:52 AM EDT

[#27]

-They speak English in 'What'?
-What?
-English motherfucker, do you speak it!?!?

And so on and so forth...

Posted: 12/31/2005 3:29:26 AM EDT

[#28]

subscribed.

I love this thread.

Gotta add some stuff from Sin City.

Marv - Gotcha ya lil bastard, try jumpin around now..

more to come

Posted: 12/31/2005 3:30:04 AM EDT

[#29]

John Wayne, War Wagon:

" I hope thats the wiskey talkin"

Posted: 12/31/2005 3:30:28 AM EDT

[#30]

"What? were they psycho's or something?"

"Psycho's DO NOT explode when sunlight hits their bodies, I don't care how fucking crazy they are."

Seth, from dusk til dawn

Gary

Posted: 12/31/2005 3:32:25 AM EDT

[#31]

tag!

Posted: 12/31/2005 3:41:24 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
tag!

What movie is that quote from

j/k

Posted: 12/31/2005 4:07:53 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
subscribed.

I love this thread.

Gotta add some stuff from Sin City.

Marv - Gotcha ya lil bastard, try jumpin around now.

more to come

Is that when he cut his legs off?

That was a wild movie very cool how it was filmed.

Posted: 12/31/2005 4:26:20 AM EDT

[#34]

Kilgore: How you feeling, Jimmy?
Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfucker, Sir!

Kilgore: I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board - and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like.

Kilgore: You either surf or you fight.

Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

Willard: Are you crazy God damnit? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R?
Kilgore: If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole fucking place!

-Apolcalypse Now

Quoted:
Quoted:
tag!

What movie is that quote from

j/k

Posted: 12/31/2005 5:55:46 AM EDT

[#35]

From Unforgiven:
"Don't wanna get gilled for lack a shootin back".

From Open Range:
"You may not know this, but there are things that knaw on a man worse than dying."

Posted: 12/31/2005 7:12:22 AM EDT

[#36]

Team America

"suprise cock fag"

"yeah we fuckin did it"

Then the song at the end

Walmart..fuck yeah
baseball..fuck yeah
internet..fuck yeah
slavery..fuck yeah

Boondock saints

"oh my god I cant believe that just happened"
or something to that effect after the cat gets shot

Posted: 12/31/2005 8:09:29 AM EDT

[#37]

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend... those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

Posted: 12/31/2005 8:16:11 AM EDT

[#38]

"No, no don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad."

"It'll blow a man out of his boots at five paces. But at 20, you'll probably just piss him off."

Posted: 12/31/2005 8:30:06 AM EDT

[#39]

Way of the Gun:

"Shut your cunt up before I come and fuck start her face."

Willy Wonka ( Not the Johnny Dep BS)

"We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of the dreams"

Taxi Driver:

Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.

Coming to America:

What is that? Velvet?

Posted: 12/31/2005 9:12:09 AM EDT

[#40]

We're Border Patrol ma'am, we don't have balls.

Kris Kristofferson
Flashpoint

Posted: 12/31/2005 9:13:38 AM EDT

[#41]

"You gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
-- Mr. Blond, "Reservoir Dogs"

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