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Posted: 7/25/2001 11:27:28 AM EDT
One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack and dies.  He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.  "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."

Clinton thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over.  Such was his fate in hell.
"No," Bill said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Bill.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Clinton saw Kenneth Starr, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked
in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Clinton took this in, in disbelief, and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Link Posted: 7/25/2001 11:31:53 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 7/25/2001 11:38:01 AM EDT
[#2]
That is F#$KING hilarios.
Link Posted: 7/25/2001 11:38:20 AM EDT
[#3]
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One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack and dies.  He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.  "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."

Clinton thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over.  Such was his fate in hell.
"No," Bill said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Bill.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Clinton saw Kenneth Starr, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked
in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Clinton took this in, in disbelief, and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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Touche'
Link Posted: 7/25/2001 11:43:59 AM EDT
[#4]
hahahhahasha
Link Posted: 7/25/2001 11:45:57 AM EDT
[#5]
Someone should post this on Democratic Talk Radio.  I can't...I'm totally banned.
Link Posted: 7/25/2001 11:46:41 AM EDT
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